Candace kicked open the gate that led into the backyard.

"Phineas and Ferb!" she yelled, "I demand you stop what you're doing and hold a contest!"

Phineas looked over. He was taking notes in a notepad. Ferb was looking at what Phineas was writing. Johnny and Dukey were staring at the screen for designing hoverboards. And Buford was giving Baljeet a wedgie.

"Sure, Candace," he smiled, "What kind of contest, and who with?"

"Us." said Susan as she and Mary walked into the yard.

"So like a contest for making the best medicinal drugs?" Phineas asked, looking at the Test girls' labcoats.

"No!" exclaimed Susan, "For the last time! We are not pharmacists!"

Phineas stared at them for a second, shocked by their outburst. But then he smiled. "Oh, okay, what are you then?"

"We are genius scientists." bragged Mary, "We invent things to benefit humankind."

"Oh, cool." replied Phineas.

There was a long awkward pause.

"...So then what's the contest?" Phineas asked.

Candace took a deep breath.

"These two dweebs think that they can build and invent cooler things than you like curing diseases and laser shooting winter coats but I said you build things like roller coasters and giant bowling balls andyoutotallyneedtobeattheminacontestofinventingthings!"

There was another pause.

"Didn't we already do that?" asked Phineas.

"Do it again!" yelled Candace.

"Um..." Phineas said, "Ferb?"

His step brother gave a thumbs up.

"Well alright." smiled Phineas, "What should we invent?"


While the two families decided on what the contest should be, Buford took Baljeet to an ice cream truck, and made him pay for his ice cream.

"You know, you could have just stayed at Phineas and Ferb's," Baljeet pointed out, "If I'm just going to pay for it myself. You just said you don't care what flavor you get."

"But then it's not humiliating!" contradicted Buford.

"Fair enough," Baljeet sighed, "Two strawberries, please-" he started to tell the ice cream man, but was cut off as a tough looking boy with orange hair pushed him down and out of the way.

"I want a triple chocolate chipo!" The boy demanded, naming the special of the day. When the ice cream man bent down to get it, Buford stepped over.

"Hey!" he cried, "Don't push down my nerd!"

The tough looking boy turned around. "I'm a bully," he bragged, "I can do what I want."

"Well I'm a bully too!" Buford announced, "And therefore, I'm the only one who can bully my nerd. Don't you have a nerd?"

"I don't need a nerd." replied the other bully, "I bully everyone!"

"Well you ain't bullying me or my nerd!" stated Buford.

"Ahhhhh! A contraction!" cried Baljeet, "I thought my fear was cured! But it is still there! 'Ain't' is grammatically incorrect in any situation!"

Buford pushed him down.

"See? I'm the only one to bully my nerd!" Buford repeated.

"How about we have a brawl?" the other bully asked, "To prove who's the meanest bully?"

"I accept," replied Buford, "You're goin' down!"

They got ready to fight.

"Wait!" cried Baljeet, stepping between them, "Let's settle this civilly! You are from Porkbelly, are you not?" he asked the other bully.

"Yeah." he replied stiffly.

"Well then," continued Baljeet, "Let's settle this at Phineas and Ferb's. They are having a contest between some other people from Porkbelly. Why don't you join them?"

"It's just like the brawl I had with Phineas!" recalled Buford, "I would've destroyed him, but then ice cream fell on him, and he got humiliated in public! Hahaha! It was funny."

"I'll bet Johnny Test will be there." said the other bully, "I'll totally pound him for blowing up the street. Alright, I'm in."

"Okay," continued Baljeet, "And now let's introduce each other. My name is Baljeet!"

Buford knocked Baljeet down again.

"Buford." he stated.

"Bumper." the other bully replied.


Isabella led the other scout down the street towards the Flynn-Fletcher household. She pushed the door open to Phineas's backyard with a determined expression on her face.

"Phineas!" she called, "Could I please use your hoverboard track to…" she looked up. The entire track was gone. "Uh… Phineas…?" she asked, "What happened to the track?"

"Oh hi, Isabella," Phineas greeted her, "We tore it down for the contest."

"The contest?" Isabella replied, "What contest?"

"Johnny's sisters like to invent like we do," answered Phineas, "So Candace thought it would be fun to make a competition on who can invent the best hoverboards. And then each team will build a hoverboard track, that the other team will be racing on, and whichever team gets all of their members to the finish line first, will win. Candace's really into it." Phineas added with an afterthought.

"You guys are going down down down down down!" she was yelling over to Susan and Mary.

"Hey Phineas?" Isabella asked, "Could I join your team? I made a bet with another scout that whoever beat the other racing on your hoverboard track, would have to buy the rest of the other's confectioneries."

Right on cue, the scout in the green uniform stepped into the the backyard.

"Hey," she said, "There's no hoverboard track here!" she caught sight of Johnny.

"Johnny Test!" the scout yelled, "What are you doing here?"

"Sissy?!" Johnny gulped, "How did you find me- I mean, what a coincidence, what are you doing here?" he said the last part very nervously.

"I was going to totally destroy this wimpy girl on hoverboard racing," Sissy explained, ("Hey!" yelled Isabella,) "But when I got here, no hoverboards, and no racetrack!"

"Sure, Isabella," Phineas continued, oblivious to Sissy's entrance, "We can race with other people on our team. In fact," he said excitedly and snapped his fingers, "We can make it the ultimate contest between the two towns! Hey, Candace!" Phineas called, "Do you want to join our team?"

"Hahaha!" yelled Candace, "It's perfect! Not only will my annoying little brothers totally destroy you in hoverboard racing, I will destroy you too! HAHAHAHA!" she laughed hysterically.

"In that case," Mary said, "Johnny! Dukey! You're with us! AND YOU NEED TO TOTALLY BEAT THOSE LOSERS!"

Just then, Buford, Baljeet, and Bumper walked.

"Hey, Dinnerbell!" Buford marched over to Phineas, "I need you to build a stadium so I can brawl with this loser."

"Watch your mouth, punk." Bumper warned.

"Save it for the brawl!" Baljeet pleaded.

"Sure, Buford," Phineas grinned, "But instead of a brawl, why don't you join team Danville for hoverboard racing?"

"Bumper," Susan said, "we know that you don't like Johnny, and he doesn't like you, but we really need to beat these Danville kids, and the only way to do that, is to have a bully on our team."

"Fine." replied Bumper, "But if we lose, I'm totally going to pound you, Test!"

"That goes for me too," Sissy put in, "If I lose to a firefighter girl, ("Fireside Girl!" corrected Isabella,) because of you, or at all, I'm going to pound you so hard, you won't know your ups from your downs." ("There's no need to get violent," Phineas said hastily,)

"Haha, okay," Johnny said nervously, and then turned to his dog, "Duuukeeey!" He cried, "You have to help meeee!"

"All in due time, Johnny." Dukey replied.

"I'm going to beat you up too, kid with a hairy skin disorder!" Sissy corrected.

"Johnny, we need to win." Dukey said.

"Oh, he does not have a hairy skin disorder!" Candace pointed out, "He's a dog!" ("I knew it!" shouted Phineas,)

"No, I'm pretty sure he's a kid with a hairy skin disorder." Sissy replied.

"Hi guys!" Irving said as he magically appeared, "I heard you were having a contest, and I volunteer to be the referee!"

"Uh, sure Irving," Phineas said, but before he could say more, a very chubby boy in white stepped in front.

"I volunteer to be a referee also," he said smugly.

"Eugene!" Johnny, Mary, and Susan said at once.

"What are you doing here?" Susan said in a disgusted tone.

"It's Bling Bling Boy," corrected Eugene, "And I was on my way to profess my love to my, sweet, Susan Test, ("Blech!" gagged Susan, "Hmff." frowned Isabella, looking expectantly at Phineas,) when I found out about this contest. So of course I had to referee to make sure the best out the genius scientists won it."

"Ferb and I aren't really scientists…" Phineas began.

"Phineas and Ferb can beat anyone and anything!" protested Irving, "...And that's why I've come to make it fair!"

"Now remember, this is just friendly competition..." Phineas put in.

"We shall see!" announced Eugene.

"Yes, yes we will!" yelled Irving.


Meanwhile at

*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!*

Doofenshmirtz was standing near his Teleporter… inator, and pressing down a lever. Dark Vegan was eating toast, and the three agents were still trapped.

"So now it just needs to warm up…" Doof said as he typed in a computer screen that was plugged into his -inator. A pop up screen came up. "Oh, come on!" Doof said, "Not a system update! I hate those!" he sighed. "And now we have to wait for the update…" the bar was moving very slowly, "... and then after that we'll have to wait for it to warm up…" the bar hadn't even moved one space yet, "... This may take awhile, Perry the Platypus and other agents, this may take awhile."

Perry looked down at the metal canister he was trapped in. He was struck with a sudden idea.


Back in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard…

*Soo-dee-UP boo-dee-UP billa-bee doo-doo-DAH

Soo-dee-UP boo-dee-UP billa-bee doo-doo-DAH

Soo-dee-UP boo-dee-UP billa-bee doo-doo-DAH

doo-dah bee-dee-dah

duh-duh DAH DAH DAH*

Phineas and Ferb's building song played as each team built hoverboards and tracks. ("An indiscernible music source, what did I tell yah!" yelled Candace.)

Irving and Eugene had erected a giant curtain between the two teams, and made sure nobody was peeking.

On Team Porkbelly, Sissy was furiously. She put a giant Ladybird Scout logo on her hoverboard, and was using Johnny's hair to paint it.

On the other side of the yard on Team Danville, Isabella was working twice as hard. On the hoverboard track, she painted a bright orange Fireside Girl logo on every obstacle, but you would only see it after you'd passed it.

Back on Team Porkbelly, Susan and Mary were testing different engines, most of them ending with explosions, and Johnny with a sooty face.

On Team Danville, Candace was laughing hysterically, and was building with the same determination she used to bust Phineas and Ferb.

On Team Porkbelly, Bumper was nailing spikes to the top of a section of track, and used Johnny's fingers to see if it was sharp enough.

On Team Danville, Buford was using Baljeet to test some unfinished track. Meaning Baljeet went down the track without a hoverboard, and landed in a baby pool that held Buford's fish, Biff. ("He's such a fighter, Biff'll become a mean bully like me someday," commented Buford, as Biff slapped his tail at Baljeet,)

On Team Porkbelly, Johnny was avoiding everyone but Dukey, and painted the design on his shirt on his hoverboard. Dukey painted a steak on his.

And finally back on Team Danville, Phineas and Ferb were using a crane to put pieces of track in place.

"Well, Ferb," Phineas turned to his stepbrother, "This is beyond anything we've done before."

And he was right. This was going to be one heck of a competition.

I'm sorry I took so long to do this chapter, and it wasn't very long, but I've been very busy designing a cover and doing schoolwork. Plus I've been working on a comic on my DeviantArt, so I've had a lot of projects I'm doing. However, I am getting better at managing my time, and the next chapter should be in soon. It's funny about the cover. The only place I could find a reference pic of both Isabella and Sissy from the side was when they were kissing either Phineas or Johnny.