Authors note: guess whose back! Sorry this took so long I'll explain later let's just get the story started.
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Warning this story contains sex, violence, and other suggestive themes. Enjoy at your own risk.
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BBTDI ep 14: dawn of the merge.
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Chris stood upon the dock of shame as usual ready to give the recap.
"Last time on BBTDI
"Our contestants had to make meals for our hungry, starved employees, and I don't mean those nerds in the red shirts.
"Let's just say things got heated in the kitchen and Polka dot lost the challenge.
"Everyone had voted for Vince but he surprised everyone when he pulled out an idol and sent Dean off the island.
"What other twists do we have for you? Tune in to find out here on
"BIG
BAD
TOTAL
DRAMA
ISLAND!"
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Alejandro and Heather were walking through the woods because there nothing better to do on an isolated island.
"Why are we doing this?" Heather asked, Annoyed.
"Leon told us to meet him out here." Alejandro said. Concern was written all over his face.
"No I mean why are we meeting him out here?" Heather snapped.
"Because we need him." Alejandro said.
Heather just rolled her eyes in response.
They came to a clearing where Leon was standing. He had an easel set up and was holding a palette. He was painting the mountains in the background. He wasn't very far in the painting; he was still working on the top portion which was the sky.
"Where did you get that?" Heather asked.
"I brought it with me." Leon said without turning back. He dipped his brush on one of the colors on the palette and proceeded to finish the sky. "I used to paint once a week back in France. But then I ended up losing interest when I got a job. Ironically I got the job to finance my painting."
There was a pause.
"You're wondering why I asked you here." Leon said with a mellow tone of voice.
"Your note said you needed to meet us." Alejandro said.
"Indeed," Leon said. He wiped his brush off using a rag. "It has come to my attention that the eleventh elimination was last night. Which means today we will be having a merge."
"sooo…" Alejandro said.
"If we are to receive new members then I want you to bring them into our alliance, or if you are to be transported to another team. Chris never did explain what he was going to do."
"Is that all?" Heather asked.
"Yes…. Oh and tell Willow the same. You need numbers if you want to stay in the game." Leon said.
"We'll do that." Alejandro said.
He and Heather left Leon to his painting. Once they were gone Leon put down the palette and brush and pulled out a small wooden head carved to look like Courtney. He smiled, put the idol back in his pocket and continued painting.
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Collette was outside her team's cabin doing a few pre-jog stretches when Jo walked up to her.
"How's it going sniffles?" Jo said.
"Shut up trout lips!" Collette said.
"Trout lips?" Jo said. "Is that really the best you can do? Your comebacks are as pathetic as your usefulness during challenges."
Collette grasped for her words but they were out of reach. Jo saw this, smiled smugly and walked away.
Collette screamed and started stomping on the ground. Just then Brick walked out of the cabin and saw Collette's hissy fit.
"Are you okay?" Brick asked.
Collette saw him and tackled him. She lifted him up by his underpants and raised them high above his head. She pulled the waistband over his forehead and let go. The elastic tried to snap back and the force from this made his back arch forward. Brick cried in pain.
Matt, Lightning and Cameron saw all this from the porch. Cameron was scared, Matt was laughing and Lightning was in love.
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Sapphire had just left the showers with a towel wrapped around her body and her hair. When she exited the shower she ran into Miguel.
"Well hello." Miguel said.
"Get out of my way pig." Sapphire said.
"Ooh, touchy." Miguel said.
"I'm not in the mood to be hit on." Sapphire said. "I'm wet and naked… don't you dare say that's what she said."
"I'm not." Miguel said. "And I'm not hitting on you."
Sapphire looked at him in disbelief. "Yeah right, then why did you hit on me all those other times?"
"I was just trying to be friendly." Miguel said with a shrug.
"A little over friendly, don't you think?" Sapphire said, a little uncomfortable.
Miguel shrugged.
"Whatever. Just stop it okay!" Sapphire said and left.
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Hugo was getting food in the mess hall. Chef slapped a grey puck onto his tray and saluted him. He looked for a seat while he pondered that action. He spotted Crystal sitting by herself picking at an orange glob on her plate. He sat down in the seat across from her.
"What do you want?" Crystal said, aggressively.
"You looked lonely." Hugo said, ignoring the venom in her voice.
"I prefer to be alone." Crystal said.
Hugo shook his head. "That's a lie. No one prefers to be alone. That's just what people say when they think no one wants to be around them."
Crystal scoffed. "I highly doubt that."
Hugo shrugged. He picked up a knife and tried to cut the gray puck. The knife didn't cut it, in fact when Hugo lifted the knife and fork he was using he saw that the prongs were bent on the fork and the Knife was worn smooth. He then picked up the puck and dropped it on his plate. The plate split in two when the puck hit it.
"It certainly has a weight to it." Hugo said.
"I'm pretty sure he deep fried a hockey puck and painted it gray." Crystal said.
"I think Chris is a little too stingy to spend money on hokey puck to deep fry." Hugo said.
"Maybe it's from a future challenge." Crystal said.
"I hope not, I'm not too big of a hockey fan." Hugo said.
"You and me both." Crystal said. Then her eyes opened wide. "Hey! You tricked me!"
"How?" Hugo said. Cleverly saying he hadn't.
"You got me to talk." Crystal said.
"I wasn't intending to." Hugo said.
"Whatever," Crystal said and stood up. "I'm done here."
When she left Hugo sighed.
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Willow, Heather and Alejandro were alone in the girl's side of the cabin. Alejandro stood while Heather and Willow sat on the bed.
"Leon is certain that were going to hit the merge today. And he wants us to talk to our new teammates to join the alliance." Alejandro said.
"Why?" Willow asked.
"So we won't get voted off." Alejandro said.
"Why?" Heather asked.
"Because everyone on this team hates us." Alejandro said.
"Why, do we care?" Heather asked.
"Because we need to get closer to the million dollar prize and we can't do that if everyone votes for us when we lose a challenge." Alejandro said.
"No, I mean why should we care if we get voted off or win the million." Heather said and stood up.
"Because… well…." Alejandro said.
"Al, this game is getting you." Heather said. "You've been playing this game for so long you forgot this was just a game."
"But the million!" Alejandro said.
"I don't give a shit about the million!" Heather said. "I don't care about this game! I only care about you! Leon is just using us so he can get closer to the prize."
Alejandro sighed and smiled.
"Your right." Alejandro said. He wrapped his arm around her. "There's no point in running around like a maniac freaking out worried were about to be voted off. It's just a game."
The two kissed passionately.
"Wait a minute." Willow said. "What do you mean Leon's just using us?"
"I mean, Leon is playing you the fool." Heather said, angry she had to be pulled away from her lover.
"But… that can't be…" Willow said.
"You actually thought he cared about you?" Heather said. "Get a grip. Guys like Leon are only nice to people so they can use them as tools in the game."
Willow stood up. "I have to go." She said and she ran off.
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Gerome, Ezekiel, and Sierra sat behind their cabin.
"This is unbearable." Sierra said.
"There's nothing we can do." Ezekiel said.
"Living here is absolutely… um how you say…. Atrocious?" Gerome said.
"Close enough." Ezekiel said. "But we have to be patient. Complaining about it won't make things better."
"What are we going to do about Oscar?" Sierra asked.
"We need to ask a favor." Ezekiel said and stood up. He left the two.
"What's he going?" Gerome asked.
"Last resort." Sierra said.
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Blaineley was sitting on a chair on the bear, filing her nails. Ezekiel came up behind her.
"What do you want?" Blaineley asked without turning around.
"We need you to help us vote off Oscar the next time we lose a challenge." Ezekiel said.
"Why should I?" Blaineley asked. "What's in it for me?"
"I know you hate it here." Ezekiel said. "And I know you've been voting for yourself every elimination ceremony. You've failed every time to get kicked off, obviously. So if you're still looking to leave the island we can help, so long as we get rid of Oscar first."
Blaineley thought about this for a moment then shrugged. "Fine."
"Really? That's it." Ezekiel said.
"Yup, you don't have anything else that I need so I'll just go along with you." Blaineley said.
"Oh, okay." Ezekiel said awkwardly. "See you at the challenge then."
"Go already!" Blaineley said.
Ezekiel left and Blaineley continued with her chore.
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Confessional:
Ezekiel. "That was easier than I thought it was going to be, eh."
Blaineley. "This is getting interesting."
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Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, and Keith were on the beach catching some rays.
Charlie was watching Blaineley from afar. He sighed and said. "shesanangel."
"I don't think she's looking for a relationship." Pete said.
"Let the boy dream." Keith said.
Steve placed a hand on Charlie's shoulder. "Listen bud, I think you should get over Blaineley. Like Pete said, she's probably not looking for a relationship. At least not on this island, she seems to hate it here."
Charlie was not listening, he was too enticed with the sight of Blaineley in a swimsuit he ignored Steve.
"Besides, what makes you think she doesn't have a boyfriend outside the game?" Pete said.
"waitwhatthecrap!" Charlie said enraged.
Pete, Keith and Steve's eyes followed Charlie's glare and saw Ezekiel walk up to Blaineley.
"What's he doing?" Pete asked.
"What's going on?" Oscar asked.
"Ezekiel and Blaineley are talking." Keith said using Lopez.
Oscar joined the others and watched as Blaineley and Ezekiel came to an agreement.
"hestakingmywoman!" Charlie said.
"This does not bode well." Oscar said grimly.
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Confessional:
Oscar. "So, Ezekiel and Blaineley are now BFF's. Now, we can't let that happen. Can we?"
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Duncan, Noah, Justin and Isaac sat on the porch while Ben, Kurt and Tommy threw around a baseball. Natasha, R.J. and Emerald were just around the corner.
"We've built up quite the winning streak." Justin said.
"That's because there are twelve teams and only one can lose a day. Odds are a good majority of these teams are not going to see any of the eliminations." Noah said.
"Still, Chris said today we'd be having a merge." Isaac said.
"How's that going to work?" Duncan asked.
"I don't know. I don't think Chris mentioned it. And if he did I wasn't paying attention." Isaac said.
Kurt threw the ball and it would have hit Ben in the face had he not fallen asleep. Tommy rushed in and caught the ball. Him and Kurt then high fived.
"Who's winning?" Natasha asked.
"I think Ben is." R.J. said.
"When the mutes start playing a game with their own rules." Emerald said.
Emerald laid her back against the wall. "This is kind of boring without any drama."
"Yeah, it's nice we don't bicker like most of the other teams but I feel like the audience is bored when the cameras on us." R.J. said.
"Duncan, Noah and Justin bicker." Natasha said.
"Yeah but it's not over an elimination or strategy, or an alliance." Emerald said. "They're just being boys."
"We should count our blessings." R.J. said. "Alliances on this show can turn this into hell… if it weren't already."
"Too true." Emerald said, nervously.
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Confessional:
Emerald. "Chris has been telling me I need to cause drama on this show or else I'm fired. I don't know what to do. I don't want to cause problems for my new friends… what am I to do?"
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Alice was hanging from a branch somewhere in the woods doing pull ups. "I will not lose, I will not lose." She repeated over and over.
"Its first place or no place!" said a voice.
"First place or no place." Alice said.
"If you're not first your last!" said the voice.
"If you're not first your last!"
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Mitch, Greg, Laura, Lindsay, Hector, Will, Albert, Gilbert, and Dakota were going on a hike through the woods.
"Onward comrades!" said Will who was in the lead. "The treasure waits."
Mitch and Greg were following behind him.
"Sweet! I hope there some sort of death trap or monster guarding it!" Mitch said. "That would be bad ass."
Laura and Lindsay were wondering behind them chattering excitedly. "Do you think its rubies' or emeralds, or sapphires?!" Laura asked.
"Why would Emerald or Sapphire be up here?" Lindsay asked. "And who's Ruby? Is she Tyler?"
Albert and Gilbert were walking behind them. Albert shot Gilbert a confused glance. Gilbert just shrugged.
"It's too bad Alice couldn't come." Laura said.
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(Flash back to 5 minutes ago.)
The team was chilling on the front porch of their cabin when Will ran by with a piece of yellowing paper in his hand.
"My allies in combat I have found a map to the greatest treasure ever!" Will said. He unfolded the paper and revealed a map of Wawanakwa with multiple small black X's scattered across it. There was also a large gold X among the smaller black ones.
"This map leads to the legendary treasure of Wawanakwa!" Will said.
"What treasure?" Dakota asked. "And where did you find that map?"
Will thought for a moment.
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(Flashback to 3 minutes ago)
Chef was outback Chris's Wawanakwa retreat where, Chris stay's during the filming of the show, dumping the trash.
"Chef!" Chris whined like a little child from inside the house. "Have you seen my map? You know the one with the locations of the hidden idols on it!"
"Why do you have to be so expositional?" Chef asked. "I know what map you're talking about. And I told you to keep that thing someplace safe! If any of the campers found it they would know the exact locations of the idols and be able to take control of the entire game… god damn it Chris now you've got me doing it too!"
Suddenly a raccoon with a bowl cut, a skunk and a python with a crushed nose ran between Chef's legs. The raccoon had the map in its mouth.
"Raccoon!" Chef said and threw the trashcan at the tiny bandit.
The animals scattered into the woods with the map.
"I'm going to cook your friend at 3:00 in my underground secret kitchen!" Chef said. "Damn it why did I explain all that to you. There was no point!"
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Back to the first flash back.
"I watched this raccoon reading this map." Will said. "He must have figured out where he needed to go because he crumbled this up and threw it away.
"Riveting," Dakota said.
"We must make haste to find this treasure before the orc's find it!" Will said.
"Let's do it!" Mitch said.
"I'm not going." Alice said.
"Why not?" Laura asked.
"Because I hate you all." Alice said. "And I need to do some training before today's challenge."
Alice left her team behind.
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(Back to the present)
"I think she's lucky." Dakota said. Her and Hector trailed behind the group. "Hey Will how much longer. I want to get back to the campsite before the challenge."
"We're there!" Will said and ran.
The team followed and soon they were standing before the base of a mountain. It was shaded by the multitude of within the area. There were so many tree's that there were vines growing everywhere. There was even a wall of vines covering a part of the mountain wall. Next to the vines was a carving of a star.
"Where is it?" Laura asked.
Will looked at the map. "Behind the vines."
Will walked up to the wall of vines and brushed them aside revealing a cavern. The team entered the cave.
They walked down the cave. The walls were covered in glowing crystals off all different colors, red's, blue's, green's, yellow's, pink's, purple's, and orange's. They stared at these wonders in awe.
"Oh my god," Laura said. "These must be worth millions of dollars."
"What's making them glow?" Dakota asked.
"Maybe it's from the radioactive waste Chris hid here that one season." Hector said.
They passed the glowing crystals and entered upon an open space. Once again they were struck by this caverns beauty. The ground was covered in lush emerald green grass. The opening was illuminated by white glowing crystals. There were a couple of tree's growing in this cave but was a large tree growing in the middle with all kinds of different fruits growing from it, Apples, oranges, bananas, pears, strawberries, blue berries, blackberries, and water melons. There was a water fall in one corner of this room with crystal clear water flowing down it into a river that cut through the middle of the room to a small pond at the other side with rocks surrounding it at all sides except for one.
"Oh wow." Dakota said.
"This place is a treasure all on its own." Will said.
"Someone else is here!" Mitch said. He pointed to the waterfall where there was a figure bathing. Its features were hidden by the water.
"It's a mermaid who guards the treasure." Will said.
The figure walked out from under the waterfall and it was Dawn… who was stark naked. She saw the members of her team and screamed. She grabbed a towel from a nearby rock and covered herself.
"Nice," Mitch said. He tried to fist bump Greg but Greg just looked at him in disapproval.
Gilbert and Albert were polite and turned around. Hector didn't care and Will stared in awe and his nose started to bleed.
"Dawn, what are you doing here?" Dakota asked.
"I was bathing." Dawn said as a faint blush settled on her cheeks.
"You know we have a communal shower right?" Dakota said.
"Yes, but I just don't trust the water here." Dawn said.
"None of us do." Dakota said.
Just then Will fainted dead away with a smile on his face saying. "Best treasure ever." Dakota rolled her eyes.
"I don't like the feel of the water. It feel's wrong…" Dawn said.
"One of your hippie psychic readings?" Dakota said.
"Yeah," Dawn said. She bent over, careful not to give the boys a show, and scooped up some of the water. "But, the water is fake. Everything here on this island feel's so artificial and wrong. Even the animals feel fake. Except for this cave… it feels fake but so natural at the same time… like the animals. I just have a bad feeling about the water."
"Whatever," Dakota said. "We're going to leave. Put your clothes back on and come join us at the camp site. C'mon lover boy."
Dakota picked up Will and dragged him out of the cave. She was followed by the other members of her team.
Dawn sighed.
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Carlos and Samson were in the communal showers. Samson was combing his hair wearing nothing but his towel while Carlos watched.
"I really liked yesterdays challenge." Carlos said. "It wasn't as physical as most of the challenges have been so far."
"Yeah, it was kind of a nice break." Samson said.
The shower in one of the stall stopped after a few minutes Hyde walked out with a towel wrapped around his body all the way up to his chest. He saw his teammates and blushed.
"Oh hey guys I forgot you were here." Hyde said.
"Why are you inching toward the stall?" Carlos asked.
"Inching, who's inching?" Hyde said as he inched closer to the door.
Josh, G-man, Nikolas, and Scott walked into the showers Hyde squeaked and rushed back into the stall.
"What's his prob?" G-man asked. Carlos shrugged.
"Whatever," Nikolas said. "We got bigger fish to fry."
Nikolas snapped his fingers and Josh and G-man grabbed Scott.
"Give this Pigrone the treatment." Nikolas said.
"Yes sir!" Josh said.
They dragged Scott into one of the stalls. Almost instantly Scott started screaming.
"What's going on?" Carlos asked.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the questions? Mind your own business." Nikolas said.
"Okay," Carlos said.
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Confessional:
Carlos.: "I have no problem with those guys torturing Scott I'm just curious as to why. Any way, it was funny how Hyde freaked out back there. I wonder what's up."
Nikolas and his gang were dunking Scott's head into the toilet. Nikolas spotted the camera and covered it.
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Gwen, Courtney and Tina were in the girl's side of the communal showers.
Tina was standing in front of the mirror fixing her make up when Gwen and Courtney walked out of their stalls at the same time. They noticed each other and scowled.
"What is your guy's deal?" Tina asked as she watched this from the reflection in the mirror. "Didn't you guys, like, used to be best friends or something?"
"We were until she sole my boyfriend!" Courtney said.
"I thought you were over that." Tina said.
"I'm not!" Courtney replied.
"Didn't you dump that freak?" Tina asked Gwen.
"Yeah," Gwen said.
"Then why are you back together?" Tina asked.
Gwen shrugged. "There's just this charm about him."
"Whatever," Tina said, rolling her eyes. "You're both idiots for sticking around for only one man."
Tina put the finishing touches of her makeup on and left the showers.
Gwen and Courtney said in unison "what a slut." They looked at each other in surprise and laughed. Then they realized they were supposed to be enemies and stopped and scowled at each other.
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Confessional:
Courtney. "Okay so I'm not mad about Gwen taking Duncan from me. Hell I would have helped pay for their wedding. I just don't think my real reasons should be announced on live television."
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Frank and Jimmy were staring out the window watching their team
Izzy, Dominic, Sam, Julie and Christopher were talking outside while Sven took a nap leaning against a rock.
"Look at those nerds." Jimmy said.
"Yup," Frank said.
"They think they're safe from my tyranny?" Jimmy said. "Just because that crazy hose beast if protecting them."
"Yup," Frank said.
"Plus Sam has that psycho she-hulk girlfriend watching out for him." Jimmy said.
"Yup," Frank said.
"So if were smart about this we can pick on either, Dominic, Christopher, Julie or Sven." Jimmy said.
"Yup," Frank said.
"But who…" Jimmy thought.
Frank smiled and whispered something in Jimmy's ear. Jimmy smiled as well.
"Oh, I like the sound of that." Jimmy said.
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Ginger, Yuki and Elisa sat in their cabin talking.
"You and Jason are getting along pretty nicely." Elisa said.
"Yeah, he's so nice and funny." Yuki said.
"Funny? Like the time he put that bucket of water over the door." Ginger said. "I was wearing that white t-shirt and when I opened that door everyone knew that I wasn't wearing a bra."
"Yeah," Yuki said dreamily. "That was hilarious."
Ginger growled in aggravation and walked away.
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Vic, Jason, Daniel, and Cody were in the boy's side of the cabin. Daniel was reading a book, 'Watership down' by Richard Adams, in the bunk bellow him Jason was sitting with his hands holding up his chin. Cody was playing a handheld device and Vic was tuning his guitar.
Owen walked into his cabin and hopped onto the bunk above Cody. As soon as Owen sat down the sound of a duck quacking came from his behind.
Owen blushed. "Excuse me." He said.
Jason burst out laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Daniel asked.
"I put a whoopee cushion on Owens bunk." Jason said between laughs.
"Whoopee cushion?" Owen said, confused.
Cody sniffed the air and turned green. He fainted and the other occupants of the cabin panicked.
Vic ran out of the cabin. Daniel jumped down from his bed. He grabbed Jason by the shoulders and shook him.
"You fool! You've killed us all!" Daniel said.
The two boys then ran out of the cabin.
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Zach, Gregory, Sadie, and Katie were out in the woods watching as Tim and Liz argued.
What they were arguing about was nonsensical and the four others who were there paid them no mind.
"Why did you bring us here?" Katie asked.
"I wanted to show you something." Zach said.
"Tim and Liz arguing?" Sadie asked. "They do this every day."
"Yes, but haven't you noticed what starts these arguments?" Zach asked.
"No," Sadie said.
"It's Liz." Zach said. "Whenever she speaks to her brother it's always an insult and it always sets him off. She has started every argument since they got here."
"Why are you telling us this?" Katie asked.
Liz is a menace to this team." Zach said. "She causes all these fights and one of these days it will send us straight to the elimination ceremony and I want to be prepared."
"So what do you want us to do?" Katie asked.
"He wants you to join our alliance." Gregory said.
"And why should we?" Sadie snapped.
"Do you remember your guy's first season here? Katie got voted off and Sadie was left on the dock crying." Zach said. "I don't want you to join my alliance, you NEED to join my alliance, so that both of you will be able to stay in the game."
Katie and Sadie looked unsure.
"Think of it this way." Zach said. "If you join, the more likely you two will make it to the final two."
Katie and Sadie looked at each other.
"We'll think about it." Katie said.
"Very good." Zach said.
Behind them Tim and Liz continued to fight.
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Confessional:
Zach. "I need to gain a few extra votes in our favor. Ron's no longer a part of it since him and Delilah have been seeing a lot of each other in the girls alliance. If Katie and Sadie agree to join us and I have no doubt that they will we shall have that edge. And our first target will be Liz, she starts all these fights with Tim and it's unproductive. She must go."
Katie and Sadie.
*Katie. "Our first season in this competition I was taken out of the game early and left Sadie all alone. It was awful."
*Sadie. "It was a disaster. I cried myself to sleep and then cried some more."
*Katie. "I don't want that to happen again. We need to do whatever it takes to make it to the final two together."
Gregory. "I have my concerns with Zach's strategy, mainly moral. But its just a game so I let it slide so long as it doesn't get too morally conflicting."
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Ron and Delilah sat on the beach. Delilah was holding Ron's hands. With them were Kat, Xena and Flora. They were all in their swim wear except Flora.
"It's such a beautiful day." Delilah said. "Don't you agree Ronald?"
"Yup," Ron agreed.
"You guys make a cute couple." Kat said. Xena sat next to her nodding in agreement.
Kat turned to her shy friend and said. "We need to get another date set up with the Brit's. So long as they don't get eliminated that is."
Xena blushed and nodded.
Flora looked out longing at the other side of the beach. Geoff and Bridgette were lying there sun bathing. Gidget walked up to them and apparently hit on Geoff because Bridgette jumped to he feet and threatened her with an oar.
"What's wrong?" Kat asked.
"When I was a little girl I wanted to be a model, mainly for bikinis." Flora said. She then looked down. "I don't think that's going to be possible."
"You mustn't put yourself down like that." Said a voice from behind.
They all turned around and saw Cory who was wearing small skintight trunks. Seeing this caused the girls to blush, Flora especially.
"You must not give up on your dreams like that." Cory said. "No matter what anyone say's."
"But I'm so fat and ugly." Flora said.
"No you're not." Cory said kindly. He got down on his knees and lifted Flora's chin so her eyes looked into his. "You are a beautiful woman no matter your size. True beauty is within the soul and just because someone cannot see it doesn't mean you're any less special."
Flora stared at him with hearts in her eyes and her cheeks turning a rose red color. It was that moment when Flora fell in love with Cory.
"Dude," Kat whispered to Xena. "I just got an idea for an erotic story."
Xena blushed and turned away.
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Confessional:
Kat. "So, from time to time draw comics, a good portion of which I get a small income from. A couple of the comics I've made are erotica. Boy on girl, girl on girl, boy on boy, I'm not biased on what I draw so long as I get some inspiration and their little moment on the beach gave me a great idea for a story." *she pulls out a sketch pad and starts sketching.*
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Hank, Bill, Zavier and Xavier were playing Uno in the cabin. Trent was playing his guitar and Tyler and Alex sat watching them.
"I don't know what to do." Alex said. "We've already been to two eliminations and the games barely started."
"Don't worry, were doing pretty well so far." Tyler said. "We don't bicker a lot like all the other teams. Our only real 'villain' type is Gidget and she's just trying to get laid."
"True," Alex said. "I just don't want to be the one who cost's us the challenge and get all of you guys eliminated from the game. We've been lucky so far to only lose Jeff and Ashton. But still, every time we score low as a team I feel like it's my fault."
"Winning isn't everything dude." Bill said. "What matters is how you play."
Alex smiled. "Your right, I'm just worrying over nothing."
"Just chill mate." Xavier said. "Nothing bad is going to happen to us."
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Eva, Beth, Todd, Oswald, Ashley, Amanda, and Dia were at their usual spot on the porch, With Oswald's group on one side and Eva's on the other. Oswald was in his chair being fanned by Dia and admired by the red head twins.
"I should throw you through a window." Eva said.
"It would get you thrown off the show." Oswald said smugly.
"Who said I wanted to be on this show?" Eva retorted.
"Hmm…" Oswald said. "That is some cause for concern
Eva took a step toward Oswald and he panicked. He jumped out of his chair and as he did so he ran into the porches banister, flipped over it and landed on his back hard. Everyone looked concerned except Eva who was laughing so hard she turned blue.
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Confessional:
Beth. "Things haven't gotten better. In fact I'm pretty sure they're worse."
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Erica managed to grab Wendy and dragged her off into the woods to have a little chat.
"What do you want?" Wendy asked with venom.
"I want you to cut the crap our team has enough problems without you acting out." Erica said.
"I'm not acting out!" Wendy said.
"Oh please I get enough of that crap working at my old high school." Erica said.
"You work at a high school?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah I'm a student counselor." Erica said.
"I didn't realize you could work for a school full time when you're nineteen." Wendy said.
"You think that's amazing, I know a little Mormon girl who's eighteen and a teacher." Erica said. "Why do you sound so amazed."
"Sorry you just don't seem like a character with much of a back story." Wendy said.
"I'll ignore that." Erica said, rolling her eyes. "Any way what's up with the emo tude?"
"I don't have an emo 'tude!"Wendy retorted.
"Yeah you do!" Erica said.
"I don't!" Went screamed. She clenched her fists and growled. "just leave me alone."
Wendy walked away.
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Ulrich was teaching Reginald, Sid, Joe and Walter how to surf while Leshawna, Harold and Patrick watched. Richard was there but he wished he wasn't.
"Now it's important you find your center of gravity." Ulrich said. "I don't expect you to catch on right away. It will take a few tries. Heck, it took me a month or two to figure it out."
Reginald and Sid looked anxious to continue their lesson. Walter and Joe clung to their boards nervously.
"How idiotic." Richard said.
"Does it look like anyone cares about your opinion?" Leshawna snapped.
Richard looked as though he didn't care.
"Why would anyone want to ride on a piece of wood on a tidal wave?" Richard said.
"You're missing the point." Leshawna.
"No I'm not." Richard said concededly.
Leshawna just shook her head. "I'm so done with you."
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Confessional:
Leshawna. "Did anyone ever mention how much of a dick Richard is…. Oh, son of a…."
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Mike lead Zoey into the deepest part of the woods where he thought no one could hear them. When they stopped Zoey was smiling and blushing.
"Well Mike," she wrapped her arms around him. "You got me all alone in the woods. What now?"
There was a look of panic on Mike's face. Not from what Zoey said but from something else.
"Zoey this is serious," Mike said. "I think Mal's come back."
"What?!" Zoey said. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah a few days ago I saw him in my reflection." Mike said. "He's back, I can feel him."
Zoey put her hands o his face. Mike put his hands on her arms.
"I don't know what to do; I don't want to hurt people anymore." Mike said.
"Don't worry; we'll take care of this." Zoey said.
The two kissed
From a short distance away, Leon had watched all of this. He grinned and said. "Well, well, well, looks like my idol hunt wasn't in vain."
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D.J., Isa, and B were in the guys room chatting.
"My parents were the ones to introduce me to the genre." Isa said. "They gave me an Ozzy Osborne CD for my eighth birthday and I've hooked on rock ever since."
Just then Vince walked in he spotted Isa and frowned. "What is she doing in here?"
"Sitting," Isa said.
Vince scoffed. "You know what I mean." he walked up to Isa and got in her face. "She is a slut and is only here to obtain DNA samples."
"I'm not a slut." Isa growled. "How would you like a steel spike boot shoved up your ass."
"I don't want to hear about your fetishes." Vince said. "What you do behind closed doors is your business so long as it's not my room."
Isa swiped at Vince. Vince took a step back and DJ got between the two of them.
"Okay now calm down." DJ said.
Isa jumped at Vince but B caught her.
DJ turned to Vince. "You need to apologize."
"Apologize for what? Telling the truth? The truth will set you free and the truth is that woman is a slut." Vince said.
"Stop saying that." DJ said. "What makes you think she's… that?"
"A couple of people spotted her and Dominic in the woods carrying a blanket." Vince said.
"That's all?" DJ said. "Look just because they were carrying a blanket doesn't mean anything happened."
"Right, they were having a picnic in the middle of the night." Vince said and rolled his eyes.
"They could have been star gazing." DJ said.
"We were." Isa said. She had calmed down and B let her go. "We laid down on the blanket and watched the stars. He played the guitar a little. We kissed then cuddled."
"Then how come the next morning you came back after sleeping in the woods?" Vince asked with a tone of 'I know more than you' in his voice.
"We fell asleep." Isa said.
"After you had relations." Vince said.
Isa took a swipe at him but B held her back.
"Whatever, I'm out of here." Vince said as he headed for the door. "I'm not going to be in any part of this orgy."
B let go of Isa and hissed in anger.
"I hate him." Isa said.
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Bianca, Monique and Quincy were sitting in the mess hall eating.
"You guys ever feel irrelevant?" Bianca asked.
"A little," Monique said.
"Excruciatingly," Quincy said.
"Okay so I'm not the only one." Bianca said and continued eating.
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The raccoons, Moe, Elliot and Ricky gathered in yellow team's attic, well it wasn't an attic it was a space between the roof and the bedroom ceiling. Ricky had a fanny pack around his waist.
With them was a lobster, a python with a broken nose, Mr. Clucks the chicken, a spider, a bat and Donna the bear who had only her head sticking out of the wall. Also with them was a skunk that was jittering.
"Alright I gathered all of you here today for a very special mission." Moe said. "We're going to break into Chef's secret underground kitchen."
"You're a mad man!" the python said.
"Be quiet Monty!" Moe said. "I'm serious, Chef has captured one of our own and we must rescue him."
"If chef has him he's probably dead by now." Monty said.
"Monty shut up, one more insubordination from you and you're Donna's supper." Moe said.
Monty looked at Donna who licked her lips and shuttered.
"What's his deal?" Mr. Clucks asked pointing to the skunk.
"That's Zeppo," Moe said. "Don't worry about him; he's just jittery from being struck by lightning. He's a natural lightning rod."
"How many times have you been struck?" Mr. Clucks asked.
"ssssi...sssisss… sssssiiii…. Sssiiixxxx. Tttttttty sssssssssiiixxxxxxx." Zeppo said.
"66? Holy! How are you alive?" Monty asked.
"It probably has something to do with the radiation poisoning this island went through a while back." Moe said. "But all I know is that he's an important part of the mission."
"That brings up another point." Monty said. "Why should we risk our lives helping you rescue your raccoon buddy?"
"Because as the last remaining animals on this island we need to stick together and fight back against the human oppressors." Moe said.
Monty rolled his eyes.
"Plus we get to mess with Chef." Moe said.
"I'm in!" Monty said.
"Good," Moe said. "Now here's the plan."
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The speakers in the center of camp sparked to life and Chris's voice filled the air.
"Good morning campers! Come to the center of camp and we can start today's challenge!"
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The campers had gathered around the speaker pole in the center of camp. Julie, Sam and Dominic arrived last. Everyone was muttering and a few were snickering.
"What's going on?" Julie asked.
Hector pointed up to the top of the pole and hanging there flapping in the wind like a flag was a pair of pink panties.
Julie's face filled with embarrassment, anger and despair. Jimmy and Frank walked up to her. Jimmy had the biggest grin on his face.
"Hey Julie," Jimmy said. "You like our little surprise?"
"You bastard!" Julie snapped. She charged at Jimmy but Samson held her back.
Jimmy just stood there smiling with his arms across his chest.
"Whoa, what's going on here?" Chris said as he arrived at the spot.
"These monsters put my underwear on a flag pole for the whole world to see!" Julie said.
"That's….. Hilarious." Chris said. "Keep up the good work boys." He shot a smile at Jimmy and Frank.
Julie clenched her fists and growled. Samson put a hand on her shoulder and she calmed down a bit.
"Contestants I have a special announcement!" Chris said. "Today one of the teams will be disbanded and the remaining members will go to the other teams to replace the teammates they lost. That's right we've reach the first merge."
"I feel like you've announced that already." Noah said.
"Shut up!" Chris said and continued. "anyways we are going to disband one of the teams today and place the remaining members on the other teams. And the team to be disbanded is…..
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"Team Polka Dot!"
"Is this because we don't fit the color scheme you have with the teams?" Monique asked.
"A little." Chris said. "Any who, you who are a part of team Polka dot will now be put on the other teams."
"Stop repeating yourself!" Vince yelled.
"Fine," Chris said. "DJ and Zoey you will now be a part of Blue team, Adam you will be on White team, Quincy and Vince will be going to Orange team, B and Mike your on Grey team, Isa to brown team, and Monique and Bianca your now on team Purple. Hope you get along with your new friends, but first Challenge time!"
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Confessional:
Zoey. "Oh this is bad, just as Mike tells me about his problem we're put on different teams. I think Chris may have done that on purpose."
DJ. "I'm just happy I get to be away from Vince."
Adam. "I have no opinion."
Quincy. "I fear that merge may have just given Leon more power in the game. I wonder if Dawn realizes this."
Vince. "Well, just I was getting enough of my team I get pt on another one. Which is just as well, I've found power in this game and I'm pretty sure my team has gotten a little sick of me."
B. *he sits there for a while. He shrugs and is about to speak but the camera cuts him off.*
Mike. "Oh no! What am I going to do without Zoey! And with Mal running wild!
Isa. "I'm going to miss hanging out with the friends I made on Polka dot but the one thing I won't miss. Vince's complaining."
Bianca. "awesome brand new friends!"
Monique. "I really don't know what to think of any of this. I never really spoke to anyone on my team other than Bianca. Hey maybe I'll be a little more talkative on this team."
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Chris led the new teams to a rocky mountain face. There were rocks poked out from the face and ledges for people to grab on to. There were rusty nails, grease slicks and small holes with unknown secrets behind them. On top of the cliff were 11 flags each with a team color. On the ground below there were 11 colored squares representing the teams.
"Today's challenge will be rock climbing." Chris said. "How it works is this. There will be 11 rounds; in each round one member of each team will climb the wall in a race to get to the top. Depending on what order you reach the top you will receive points. If you reach the top first you get one point. If you reach second you get two and so on in that order. The team with the most points loses and will have to attend the first elimination ceremony of the first merge. I will give you time to decide which order you guys go in."
The teams huddled together and talked.
A few minutes later the first designated climbers walked up to the wall. Representing the teams were Jo (much to Collette's protesting), DJ, Miguel, Alice, Carlos, Izzy, Elisa, Ron, Reginald, Tyler and Eva.
Chris pulled out a racing pistol and pointed it up in the air. "On your mark, get set, go!"
He fired the pistol and the contestants charged the wall. A small white dove fell next to Chris.
Chris looked at his gun puzzled. "I thought I put blanks in here."
The contestants reached the wall at the same time, except Tyler who tripped over a pebble but got straight back on his feet.
Alice was up on the wall first with Jo, DJ, Izzy, and Elisa on her tail. Miguel, Reginald and Eva were behind them and Carlos, Ron and Tyler were way behind.
Alice and Jo were neck and neck and they weren't happy about it. Izzy was out climbing DJ who pricked his hand on a protruding nail. He grabbed his hand in pain and fell off the wall. He fell and hit Tyler and knocked him off the wall. DJ caught on to the wall and started climbing back up.
By then Alice had reached the top of the wall. She got down on her knees. "I made it." She said.
Below her Jo almost reached the wall but Izzy managed to jump on top before Jo could even pull herself up.
"Izzy is number one!" Izzy yelled.
"Crap," Jo said. "Now I'll never hear the end of it."
DJ had caught up with Miguel and Elisa and they were fighting it out for the next spot. DJ reached the top followed by Miguel, Elisa and Reginald.
Elisa looked disappointed but Reginald was his usual cheerful self despite his placing.
Eva, Carlos, Ron and Tyler were still on the wall. The first three were neck to neck while the later was trying to keep up.
Carlos was ahead of Eva and Eva was unhappy about this. She grabbed his ankle and yanked him down. He fell to Tyler's level but didn't completely off the wall.
Eva made it to the top of the wall followed by Ron, Carlos and Tyler.
"The first round is finished!" Chris announced. "Alice earns first place followed by, Izzy, Jo, DJ, Miguel, Elisa, Reginald, Eva, Ron, Carlos and finishing last is Tyler!"
Tyler sighed in disappointment.
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For the next round Colette, Ezekiel, Kurt, Mitch, Adam, Bridgette, Vic, Tim, Ulrich, Alex and Marley (much to the protest of her team.) stood before the wall.
"Begin!" Chris shouted and fired the pistol. The contestants rushed the wall. A bat fell from the sky and landed at Chris's feet. He looked up at the sky quizzically
Colette, Ezekiel, Kurt, Mitch, Adam, Ulrich and Alex reach the wall first. They all started up the wall. Ezekiel leaped up and had a head start. Kurt jumped and landed smack dap in the middle of the wall. He quickly climbed up the wall and made it to the top in a matter of second.
Colette, Ezekiel and Mitch were neck to neck and already halfway up the wall. Behind them were Adam, Ulrich and Alex. Bridgette, Vic and Tim were behind them and Marley was barely up the wall struggling to get up.
Ezekiel was ahead, Colette was below him and below her was Mitch. Colette was in a fit trying to catch up to Ezekiel, one wrong grip on a grease covered rock and she slipped and caught herself before she fell too far. Unfortunately for her Mitch took advantage of his good luck and pulled ahead of her. Colette tried to catch up.
Ezekiel made it to the top and landed second. Mitch soon followed and Colette after him.
"Damn it!" Colette yelled.
Jo smiled at her smugly. "What's the matter can't keep up the pace?"
Colette scowled at her.
A couple of minutes later Adam, Ulrich and Alex made it up the wall in that order.
Below Bridgette, Vic and Tim were making their way up the wall while Marley was barely up the wall.
"How you doing up there?" Liz called from the bottom with a pretentious tone. "You're falling behind!"
"Shut up!" Tim yelled back. While he was distracted for those few seconds Vic and Bridgette got a head start and made it to the top of the wall. Frustrated, Tim climbed to the top.
"Kurt earns first place!" Chris announced. "Followed by Mitch, Ezekiel, Colette, Adam, Ulrich, Alex, Vic, Bridgette, Tim and in last place is Marley."
"I can do it!" Marley called barely having made it up the wall.
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Lightning, Sierra, Duncan, Greg, Nikolas, Geoff, Yuki, Liz, Sid, Gidget and Isa were up next.
Chris pulled the trigger and the contestants were off. This time an eagle fell to the earth.
"I need to change these out." Chris said.
Lightning and Duncan were making their way up the wall. Below them were Sierra, Greg, Geoff and Gidget who was trying to hit on Geoff. Nikolas, Yuki, Liz, Sid and Isa were behind all of them.
Lightning and Duncan were fighting for first place while the others were fighting to not get last place. They continuously tried to push the other off the wall. But in the end Lightning reached the top first and Duncan scrapped second.
Nikolas and Yuki caught up with Greg, Geoff and Gidget while Sierra managed to fall behind Liz, Sid and Isa were barely hanging in there.
Geoff was distracted by Gidget and Gidget by Geoff and the two fell behind while, Yuki, Nikolas and Greg carried on. Greg managed to get third and was followed by Nikolas then Yuki.
Geoff was nearing the top when he was distracted by Gidget flashing him (which didn't make Bridgette very happy.) and she took the opportunity to get ahead of him. Gidget reached the top with Geoff behind her.
Isa, Liz, Sid and Sierra were still on the wall. Liz was ahead with Sid Isa and Sierra behind her.
Liz slipped and Sid managed to get ahead of her.
"What's the matter sis? Can't catch up?" Tim said mockingly.
Liz growled and tried to catch up but because of her frustration she didn't notice the oil slick. She slipped and fell behind Isa and Sierra.
Sid reached the top with Isa, Sierra and finally Liz behind him.
"Lightning earns first!" Chris announced. "With Duncan, Greg, Nikolas, Yuki, Gidget, Geoff, Sid, Isa, Sierra and Liz behind him."
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The Animals were gathered at another part of the mountain where there was a steel door embedded in the mountain. Bennett and Scruffy were guarding the door.
The animals hid in the bushes a short way from the door.
"Go Donna." Moe said.
Donna the bear popped out of the bushes growling and looking ferocious.
"Varment!" Scruffy called. He pulled out a shot gun and charged the bear.
Donna lost all of her ferociousness and ran off whimpering like a tiny puppy. Scruffy chased after her and Bennett followed.
"Root toot scadoot!" Bennett called.
"Zeppo, it's your turn." Moe said.
Zeppo nodded and scampered to the door. He looked up at it and spotted a keypad next to it. He started rubbing his legs on the ground trying to build up a charge. When he built up enough of a charge he reached up to the key pad and was immediately struck by lightning.
The charge from the bolt shorted the keypad and the door opened.
"Go go go!" Moe said and the animals scampered to the door and entered the lair.
"Sixty seven." Zeppo said and he fainted.
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"Campers prepare for Round four!" Chris announced.
Brick, Zoey, RJ, Will, G-man, Jimmy, Jason, Kat, Harold, Cory and Wendy stood for their team.
"Go!" Chris yelled and shot the gun in the air. The contestants were off. A seagull fell at his feet.
Brick, Will, Jimmy, G-man, Harold and Cory made it to the wall first followed by Zoey, RJ, Jason, Kat and Wendy.
Brick skillfully took the lead and left all the others in the dust. Zoey, Kat and RJ managed to catch up to them and were not slowing down. Jimmy, not to be shown up by a girl, kicked Zoey in the thigh and gave her a Charlie horse. Zoey slowed down but she was not ready to quit. She continued to climb but at a slower pace.
RJ reached the top followed by Will, Jimmy, Kat and Cory. Zoey managed to reach up next.
G-man, Jason, Harold and Wendy were still on the wall.
"Hey creepy chick!" Frank yelled, referring to Wendy. "We can see up your dress!"
Wendy was too focused to pay attention to Frank's cat calls of which he was punched in the back of the head by an unknown perpetrator for.
Wendy mad it to the top of the wall followed by Jason, Harold and G-man.
"Brick earns first place!" Chris announced. "Followed by RJ, Will, Jimmy, Kat, Cory, Zoey, Wendy, Jason, Harold and G-man. On to the next round!"
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Alejandro, Keith, Justin, Albert, Josh, Frank, Daniel, Delilah, Patrick, Mike and Dia stood ready to go.
"Go!" Chris yelled and fired the gun. The contestants were off. A bear fell from the sky which confused Chris even more. The bear got up on its hind legs and rubbed its head in pain. It looked at Chris growled and went on its way.
Alejandro, Justin, and Frank were in the lead with Mike and Patrick hanging behind. Keith, Albert, Josh, Daniel, Delilah and Dia were right behind them.
Alejandro made it to the top first. Justin was about to make it first but Frank punched him in the ribs.
"Shove it pretty boy." Frank said and secured second with Justin behind him.
Mike and Patrick made it up next along with Keith and Albert. Patrick stood close to Mike as he rested, creeping him out.
Josh was still climbing and looked at who was left. He came to a realization.
"Three D's! Three D's!" Josh said. "It's a conspiracy!" he let go of the wall and would have fallen if his foot hadn't been caught in a small crevice. He hung there upside down screaming. Nikolas pinched the bridge of his nose.
Daniel made it to the top of the wall followed by Dia. Delilah almost made it but her dress was caught on one of the nails.
"Josh!" Nikolas yelled. "Get up here quick before the last D does!"
Josh stopped screaming. Flipped himself up and clambered up the wall past Delilah and straight to the top.
"Alejandro earns first place!" Chris announced. "Followed by Frank, Justin, Mike, Patrick, Keith, Albert, Daniel, Dia, Josh and Delilah in last place.
Delilah sighed and got her dress uncaught.
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Matt, Charlie, Isaac, Laura, Scott, Dominic, Quincy, Gregory, Bianca, B and Ulrich were up next.
Chris was pulled out the gun. Looked up, saw the coast was clear and fired the pistol. The contestants ran. Chris put away the pistol and Bennett fell from the sky.
"What the hell? Bennett what are you doing here?" Chris asked.
"There was a bear." Bennett said.
Back at the wall the contestants were climbing up it. Charlie was stretching at the bottom, he then ran at the wall with such speed he was just a yellow and green blur. He reached the wall and ran up it. He swerved around the other contestants that dotted the wall. He reached the top in no time at all.
The campers were halfway up the wall except Laura and Bianca who were lagging behind the group.
B managed to reach the top along with Isaac. Gregory would have if Matt hadn't pushed him off the wall and stole his place with a chuckle.
Dominic and Scott dodged a falling Gregory. Gregory grabbed Scott by the leg causing them to fall behind, giving Dominic the lead. Dominic reached the top followed by Scott and Gregory. Ulrich and Quincy came up next with Laura and Bianca climbing up behind them. They laid down on their backs and gasped for air.
"Charlie earns first place! Followed by B, Isaac, Matt, Dominic, Scott, Gregory, Ulrich, Quincy, Laura and Bianca!" Chris announced.
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The Animals ran down a log metallic corridor their tiny claws tapping against the floor.
They came across Alan who was sweeping the floor. Alan looked up in surprise.
"Oh hey, your those animals that have been wrecking havoc around camp aren't you?" Alan said. He kneeled down in front of Moe.
"I'm sorry guys but I was given orders to put you guys in a cage." Alan said. He pointed to a pet carrier set off to the side. Painted on its side was the word 'varmint compartment'.
Moe stood on his hind legs and shook a fist at Alan. "You'll never take us alive!"
"Okay I know your saying something to me but I can't understand you." Alan said. "Because your raccoons. Hyper-intelligent raccoons none the less."
Moe turned to the other animals. "Alright he ain't budging."
Ricky grabbed the Bat by the back of its neck.
"Wait, is that a bat." Alan said with a nervous tone in his voice.
Ricky threw the bat at Alan and it clung to his face. Alan screamed and ran down the corridor toward the exit.
"Let's go!" Moe said and the raccoons continued down the hallway.
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Willow, Steve, Tommy, Lindsay, Courtney, Julie, Leon, Zach, Monique, Bill and Ashley were up on the wall.
Willow was struggling but looking up and seeing Leon in the lead gave her the strength to push ahead. Meanwhile from the top of the wall Julie was receiving cat calls from Jimmy.
"Hey baby cakes I like the way you color coordinated your underwear drawer!" Jimmy said.
But she wouldn't let him get to her. She kept moving forward.
Leon made it to the top of the wall first followed by Bill, Julie, Tommy and Willow.
"Why are you picking on her?" Samson asked Jimmy. "Why do you have to be a jack ass?"
Jimmy scoffed. "What? Studies show that being bullied makes people want to prove their bullies wrong by becoming successful. If wanting to help people be the best them they can be makes me a jack ass then I wear that title with pride!"
Jimmy crossed his arms, turned up is nose and turned away from Samson. Samson rolled his eyes.
Steve and Zach reached the top next followed by Ashley who looked dead tired.
"I never want to go rock climbing ever again." Ashley said and fainted dead away.
Courtney was ahead of Lindsay and Monique, she grabbed onto one of the protruding rocks, it gave way and she went tumbling to the ground.
Lindsay reached the top of the wall with Monique behind her.
"Leon takes first place followed by Bill, Julie, Tommy, Willow, Steve, Zach, Ashley, Lindsay, Monique and Courtney in last place!" Chris announced.
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For the next round Hugo, Gerome, Emerald, Gilbert, Gwen, Sam, Ginger, Xena, Leshawna, Xavier and Amanda were at the starting point ready to take off.
"Go!" Chris yelled. He fired the pistol and they took off. Suddenly a fire breathing flying goat rammed at Chris. Chris dodged it and Bennett grabbed it by the neck and held it down.
On the wall meanwhile Hugo, Gerome, Gwen, Xavier and Gilbert were in the lead with Emerald not too far behind. Sam, Ginger, Xena, Leshawna and Amanda were below them.
"Why did I sign up for this thing?" Leshawna asked herself.
"Quite you're whining and keep on climbing!" Ginger said. She kicked Leshwana in the side.
Leshawna grabbed her side in pain and nearly lost her grip. Ginger and everyone else climbed ahead of her.
Xavier reached the top first followed by Gerome then Hugo, Emerald, Gilbert, Gwen, Sam, Xena, Ginger, Amanda and Leshawna.
The teams whose members made it up the wall the earliest celebrated and congratulated their members.
Emerald ran over to her team and hugged Duncan, Which surprised a good portion of her team even Gwen was shocked by this.
Emerald glanced at Chris who smiled and nodded. Emerald swallowed her pride and kissed Duncan.
Everyone gasped especially Gwen who glared at Duncan who appeared to be enjoying this.
Emerald removed her lips from Duncan's and headed for the back of the group, avoiding making eye contact with everyone.
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Confessional:
Emerald. "Ugh, that was horrible. But Chris told me I had to cause drama or I'm fired. This ought to cause drama."
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Heather, Pete, Noah, Dawn, Hyde, Christopher, Vince, Katie, Joe, Zavier and Beth were up next.
Bennett fired the starting pistol and the contestants took off. A potted plant fell from the sky and hit Chris on the head.
"Oh come on!" Chris exclaimed.
"Are you okay?" Dawn asked she stood next to Chris.
"How'd you get up here so fast?" Chris asked he looked over the edge of the cliff and saw most of the contestants weren't even halfway up.
The rest of the contestants climbed up the wall without much drama. Zavier reached the top and earned second place. Beth was next, followed by Vince, Heather, Noah, Hyde, Katie, Christopher, and Pete.
Joe was left hanging on the wall, crying.
"I can't do it!" Joe cried. "It's too high!"
"You're only five feet off the ground!" Chris yelled.
Joe cried in response.
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The Animals came to an air vent that was to the ground. Ricky pulled a small screwdriver from the bag and removed the vent.
They climbed into the vent and continued the adventure. They reached a point in the vent where it went up to the ceiling. Ricky pulled magnets out from the bag and handed them to the others.
Ricky strapped the lobster to his back and he used his magnets to help him climb up. Elliot did the same. Moe had the spider cling to his back and followed the other raccoons.
"I'm not doing this." Monty said.
Mr. Clucks strapped the magnets to his feet and grabbed Monty by his neck he carried him up the wall behind the others.
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Sapphire, Oscar, Ben, Dakota, Samson, Crystal, Cody, Sadie, Walter, Trent and Todd took their places.
"This is going to be a piece of cake." Oscar said.
Suddenly Dakota's hair turned green and her skin turned orange. She turned into her monster form and took a runners stance. Everyone around her scooted over a few feet.
"Go!" Chris cried and Bennett fired the pistol and the contestants ran. Chris pulled out an umbrella to protect himself. A couple of bricks fell from the sky and bounced off the umbrella. Chris laughed and closed the umbrella. a bit too soon as he was hit in the head with a brick.
"Why!" Chris screamed.
Dakota went up the wall in a flash nearly jumping from rock to rock and was the first one to reach the top before they even reached the wall.
Cody reached the top next followed by Oscar, Samson, Crystal, Trent, Todd, Sapphire, Sadie, Ben and Walter.
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The last contestants were Cameron, Blaineley, Natasha, Hector, Tina, Sven, Owen, Flora, Richard, Hank and Oswald.
Chris had left and left a cardboard cutout of himself. Bennett raised the pistol and fired it. The contestants took off and the cutout caught on fire.
Bennett looked down at the pistol. "No man should have this power." he then threw the pistol away.
The contestants climbed up the wall with their teammates cheering them from the top. There was a sense of urgency among the contestants. They did not bother to sabotage the others; they stayed focused on their own climbing.
Hank made it to the top first followed by Natasha, Cameron, Blaineley, Tina, Hector, Flora, Owen, Oswald, Sven and Richard far behind.
"The challenge is over!" Chris announced over the intercom. Please report to the campsite for the results.
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The animals scurried down the ventilation system when they came to a vent in the floor.
Moe looked through the slits. The vent was over a small square room; in the middle of the room was a stand with a steel cage on top. In that cage playing the harmonica was Austin.
"It's him," Moe said.
Ricky reached into the bag again and pulled out a small spade. He handed the spade to Mr. Clucks. Mr. Clucks shoved the tip of the spade in the thin space between the vent and the floor and leveled it up. The vent open.
Austin heard this and looked up. He saw the others and cheered up. "Guys get me out of here. Chef's been feeding me nothing but potatoes to fatten me up." He said as he held up a tray with a raw potato on it.
"Don't worry we're going to get you out of there." Moe said.
Ricky pulled a bottle of talcum powder out of the bag. He opened the top and poured it into the room. The powder revealed red lasers guarding the room.
The animals stared at the obstacle trying to figure a way around it.
"So what now?" Monty asked.
Ricky grabbed the spider and had him cling to his back along with the lobster. He then grabbed Monty and handed him to Elliot who held him by the neck. Ricky threw the length of the snake into the room like a rope.
"I don't approve of this." Monty said.
"Bueno," Ricky said.
Ricky, Moe and Mr. Cluck used Monty to climb into the room. They avoided the laser grid.
They touched the top of the cage that confined Austin. Ricky pulled out the lobster and maneuvered it over the lock on the cage. The lobster broke the lock with its claw and the cage swung open. Austin, Moe, Ricky and Mr. Clucks jumped down to the floor.
"Great to have you back soldier." Moe said and saluted their rescued comrade.
They were about to make their exit when the door opened and chef came in with a butcher knife in his hands.
"Look what we got here, a rescue party." Chef said.
Chef took a step toward the animals and Mr. Clucks took action. He jumped at Chef with his spade ready to strike. Chef struck back. He swung his cleaver and it struck the space separating the head from the staff.
Mr. Clucks landed on the floor and looked at his broken spade. He then laid an egg in fear.
"I thought you were a guy." Moe said.
Mr. Clucks just shrugged.
Chef stood over the critters ready to chop them up. He raised the knife over his head.
"Prepare to meet your maker." Chef said.
Ricky reached behind his back and grabbed the spider. He threw the spider at Chef and it landed on his face.
Chef paused for a moment, screamed like a little girl and dropped the cleaver. He ran around the room trying to remove the spider.
"Let's get out of here." Moe said.
Monty and Elliot dropped from the ceiling and the animals made their escape.
Chef removed the spider from his face and threw it against the wall. The spider struck a button on the wall labeled 'self destruct'. An alarm was sounded and the lights in the building turned red.
"Aw crap," Chef said.
Outside the animals escaped the underground facility just as it exploded. They jumped out of the door way in slow motion as the explosion occurred.
They landed a few feet from the lair and watched as it exploded. They stared in surprise, not expecting it to happen.
"Mission accomplished boys." Moe said.
The animals scampered into the woods.
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The contestants were gathered in front of the mess hall. Chris stood before them with a piece of paper in his hand and the interns at his side. The sun was beginning to set.
"Here in my hand are the results of the challenge. The team with the highest score will be forced to eliminate a teammate." Chris announced. "The first elimination of the merge!"
The contestants were silent.
"And to celebrate this little event. The team with the lowest score will get to spend the night at our fabulous casa Del losers resort!"
The teams cheered.
"And as for the other teams the member who earned first place in their race, or the highest rank in general will also earn a trip to the playa."
The teams cheered even more.
"And as a bonus they will be able to choose their two favorite people on the team to accompany him!"
The teams yelled excitedly.
"Except for the team that loses of course." Chris said.
The teams were silent.
"now the team with the lowest score, and winners of the trip is...
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"Red Team with only 40 points!" Chris announced.
Red team cheered. Heather hugged Alejandro.
"in second place is...
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"Green team!" Chris announced.
Green team let out a sigh of relief. Emerald avoided eye contact.
"Tied for third and fourth is...
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"Yellow and Grey team!"
The teams cheered. Alice looked uninterested.
"Fifth place goes to...
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Blue team!"
"Also safe from elimination are...
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"Brown!"
Only two teams were left.
"Purple and Pink you two have the highest score's." Chris said. "In any other game that would be a good thing but this time it will cost you one of your teammates.
Pink team didn't like the looks of things. Purple team was neutral.
"The team going to elimination is...
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"Purple team!"
The members of Pink team sighed while Purple team... was neutral.
"Purple team you will be sending someone out of the game." Chris announced. "Now onto the contestants who have earned a one night's stay at the playa! Whoever earned the highest rank for their team will be going along with their closest friends."
"He does realize he's repeating himself right?" Vanessa asked Alyx. Alyx shrugged
"The member from Blue team who is spending the night at our fabulous playa is... Charlie!" Chris announced.
"eeeeep!" Charlie squeaked and rushed forward.
"Who do you want to join you? You get to choose two." Chris asked.
"Steve," Charlie said after a moment's thought. He hesitated again trying to decide who else to go. He got an idea and said. "Blaineley!"
"Okay," Chris said. He wrote the names on a clipboard. "Next, for Green team Kurt you get to visit the resort. Who do you want with you?"
Kurt thought for a moment. He went to his team and grabbed Ben and RJ.
"Alright, next Yellow team. Three of you got first place, Dawn, Alice and Dakota. Who wants to go the most?"
"I'd rather stay here." Dawn said.
"Yeah and I'd rather stay here with Sam." Dakota said, back in human form.
"Okay that was easy. Alice who are you bringing?" Chris said.
"I want Mitch and Greg to go with me." Alice said without hesitation.
"Cool," Chris said. "For White team, Nikolas and Samson both got fourth place."
"I think I'll stay here." Samson said.
"Really?" Chris said. "Why do so many of you want to stay here? I mean I'm not complaining it mean i get to torture you tonight. But we had all these tie breakers and wanted to use them on you. I didn't expect you all to comply..." he sighed. "Whatever. Nikolas your going."
"I'll have my bro's Josh and G-man come with me." Nikolas said.
"kay, Frank your going for Black team." Chris said.
Frank shrugged. "Jimmy... and i guess Julie."
"I refuse to go anywhere with you." Julie said.
"Too bad!" Chris said. "You're going to relax at a million dollar hotel and like it!" he then mellowed out. "Okay, Orange team, Leon who you bringing?"
Leon was quiet, thinking. "I would like Vince and Ginger to join me."
Daniel gave Leon a curious glance.
"Whatever," Chris said. "Pink team, Kat you got the highest score. Who do you want with you?"
"I'd like Xena and Flora to join me." Kat said.
"Fair enough," Chris said. "Purple team you're going to elimination so I'm skipping you. Next is Gray team. Xavier and Hank, You tied. You going to compromise or do we get to use the tie breaker?"
Hank and Xavier looked at each other nervously. Xavier raised his hand.
"I think I'll just stay here." Xavier said.
"You guys suck." Chris said. "Fine, Hank, who do you want to go with you?"
"I think I'll bring Cory and Bill." Hank said.
"Fine," Chris said. "Lastly for Brown team, Beth you won who you taking?"
"I guess Eva and Todd." Beth said.
"Okay," Chris said and wrote on the paper. "Well that's done. For those who have been named please report to the dock during the ceremony. Haken will be taking you to the resort along with the next boot. Also Purple team you're heading for the bonfire ceremony so you had better talk it out who you're going to vote off."
Chris left and the contestants scattered.
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Will was sitting on his team's porch reading the map. Dakota walked up behind him.
"I figured if I followed this map I would find the gold and jewels." Will said.
"There's a sex joke in there and I'm not touching it." Dakota said.
"This map's useless." Will said as he crumpled up the map and threw it.
"I wonder who made that map in the first place." Dakota said.
"A liar, a jokester, a charlatan... but it doesn't matter I got to see the greatest treasure of all." Will said.
"Dawn naked?" Dakota asked giving him a weird look.
"That too," Will said. "No I was talking about the fact that for once our team acted like a team. There was no fighting, no arguments."
"No Alice." Dakota said.
Will shrugged. "That's true. You don't think..."
"There may be a connection." Dakota said.
Will shrugged. "Maybe,"
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Zach and Gregory met with Katie and Sadie once again. They were standing out in the middle of the woods where no one would hear them. Katie and Sadie were nervous.
"So have you thought over our deal?" Zach asked.
"Your right, Liz does start all of their fights." Katie said.
"So what do you say?" Zach asked.
Katie and Sadie were silent for a moment. Then Katie said. "We want in..."
"Excellent," Zach said.
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Dawn was in the cave sitting in the middle of the river, meditating.
She remained motionless and was only roused when Isaac entered the cave. Isaac looked around in awe at the cave.
"Wow, they really but some work into this cave." Isaac said.
Dawn stood up and walked toward him. "Beautiful isn't it?"
"Yeah," Isaac said.
"How are you feeling?" Dawn asked.
"About what?" Isaac asked.
Dawn blushed. "Nothing," she crossed her arms behind her back and rubbed her foot against the ground. "So, Emerald like's Duncan, shocker right?"
Isaac shrugged. "Yeah go figure."
"What are your thought on that?" Dawn asked.
"Didn't figure her to go for the bad boy types." Isaac said. "But people surprise you sometimes."
"It's weird that she would kiss him you know especially since Duncan's got a girlfriend." Dawn said.
"Yeah, she probably just got excited and didn't realize what happened. She did seem embarrassed afterwards." Isaac said.
"True," Dawn said.
"It happens you know. Heat of the moment you just lose control, Happens especially if you hold it back for so long without letting some of it out." Isaac said.
"Oh yeah?" Dawn said. "How so?"
"Well if you repress a thought then it starts eating away at you until this metaphorical dam burst's and you end up doing something you regret." Isaac said. "Even just talking about it keeps the dam from bursting. You notice a lot of this in religious communities."
"What makes you say that?" Dawn asked.
"Well back in my home ward when I was 14 there was this little redhead girl about my age. Kind of cute and really shy. Well her father was the bishop of the ward and she was taught that sex was bad, that it was the worst evil. So whenever she had any thought about sex or if any one said anything even remotely related to sex she blocked it out. And she kept repressing these desires. Then one day a boy asked her out to this dance, that was the first crack in the dam. Then after the dance he kissed her on the cheek, another crack in the dam. Then after three dates they kissed for real and that caused the dam to burst."
"What happened?" Dawn asked.
"Well she lost her virginity; she became a chain smoker, an alcoholic and pregnant with her second child by the age of sixteen." Isaac said.
"That... escalated quickly." Dawn said.
"That's what happens when you repress something." Isaac said. "It just builds up until one day you explode. If she had at least talked about these desires to people who understood what she was going through instead of being ashamed and keeping it locked up maybe she wouldn't have left the church. Then again I have no say in that part since I am no longer part of the church myself."
"How come?" Dawn asked.
"That girl is one reason." Isaac said. "Everyone judged her for what she did when they were the ones who pushed her to it. And like with the crusification they put her on the cross and washed their hands of their sin. They thought themselves to be Jesus and that's not the point of Mormonism. The point is to be like Jesus but never to be fully able to reach that level of perfection because we're human and we're flawed and that's the beauty of it to be flawed. And these guys just walk around believing their already perfect and it just annoys me."
Isaac sighed and rubbed his temples.
"I guess that's the thing with organized religion." Isaac said. "Sorry I've gotten a bit off track there. What were we talking about? Oh right Emerald and Duncan. Yeah she kind of dug her own grave there. Gwen's probably going to go after one of them with a lead pipe, there's a lot of them littered around the island. They really need to clean this place up."
"It's funny; I figured you two would be together." Dawn said and blushed.
"Yeah I heard that a lot." Isaac said. "But we're just friends. We've only known each other for what eleven days? I don't fall in love that quickly."
"Oh," Dawn said disappointedly.
Dawn sat down on the grass. Isaac did the same.
"Your aura is very pure." Dawn said.
"Oh yeah?" Isaac said.
"Yes your emotional spectrum is so well balanced." Dawn said.
"Oh cool..." Isaac said. "That's good right?"
Dawn blushed and giggled.
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Leon walked through the center of camp on his way to the commodes. Halfway there he stepped something peculiar. It made a crackling sound which Leon contributed as the crumpling of paper.
He looked down and saw a wadded up ball of paper. He picked it up and unfolded it. When he saw what it was he smiled deviously and stuffed it in his pocket. He continued on his way to the bathroom.
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The losers of the challenge were gathered at the elimination ceremony. They sat around the bonfire while Chris stood by his makeshift podium with a tray of Tiki heads.
"Congratulations Purple team!" Chris said. "You guys are the first elimination of the first merge!"
The team sat in silence.
"Anyway, we have the results of the votes here." Chris said. He picked up a tiki head. "You know the deal; I call your name your safe and get a head. Pun intended. If I don't this is your last day on the island. Those who are safe are...
"Sid, Bianca, Monique!" Chris threw them their idols.
"Leshawna, Joe, Patrick..."
"Reginald, Walter and Ulrich!"
Only one idol remained. Chris lifted it up.
"Harold and Richard this is the last immunity idol." Chris said. "One of you is going home. And that person isn't...
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"Harold!" Chris said and threw him the idol. "Richard you have lost the game. Time to pack up and go."
Richard scoffed and stood up.
"I hope you realize you have just lost your strongest player." Richard said.
"No we haven't." Monique said.
Richard scoffed once more.
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Richard walked down the dock and boarded the boat of losers. Also on the boat were the members of Red team and the other winners.
"This is ludicrous; don't they realize how important I am?" Richard said.
The boat took off and left Chris standing there on the dock.
Now wasnt that an exciting evening. One merge down ten more to go! Tune in next time to see more drama here on...
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Votes.
Harold: "he's bringing the team down. He has no good qualities." (Richard)
Leshawna: "you sir need to get out of here before I sling you out of here." (Richard)
Joe: "I guess Richard because the team is scary when they yell and they always yell at Richard." (Richard)
Patrick:*holds up place card with the name 'Richard' on it* (Richard)
Reginald: "bro you need to lighten up." (Richard)
Walter: "well since everyone's been talking about getting rid of Richard..." (Richard)
Ulrich: "bra... just... just bra..." (Richard)
Richard: "Harold, honestly what role does he play for the team? None. My role in the team is bigger!" (Richard)
Sid: "there needs to be peace on the team and you're not helping." (Richard)
Bianca: "I don't know anyone on this team besides Monique so I'll have to vote for the one that seems like the least nice..." (Richard)
Monique: "whatever, since everyones been talking about getting rid of him anyway." (Richard)
(Results)
Richard. 10
Harold. 1
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(Teams)
Red: Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, Lightning.
Blue: Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith, DJ, Zoey.
Green: Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, RJ, Emerald, Natasha, Tommy.
Yellow: Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, Alice.
White: Gwen, Courtney, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, Carlos, Adam.
Black: Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, Sam.
Orange: Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Leon, Ginger, Quincy, Vince.
Pink: Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, Flora.
Gray: Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Bill, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory, B, Mike.
Brown: Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, Dia, Isa.
Purple: Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Sid, Bianca, Monique.
(Employees)
Alan, Scruffy, Bennett, Haken, Jake, Vanessa, Alyx, Eli, Arthur.
Animals: the raccoons: Moe, Ricky, Austin, and Elliot. Donna the bear. Larry the lobster. Monty the python. Mr., clucks the chicken. Jr. the spider. Snuggles the Bat And Zeppo the skunk.
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(Idols)
(Active)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus an extra vote. (21 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (11 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: change someone's vote.
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(Eliminated)
Staci, Jeff, Lewis, Anne Maria, Carrie, Lazlo, Billie, Jessica, Bud, Ashton, Dean, Richard.
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Authors note.
Richards gone. To be honest he was just cannon fodder. I had no other reason for adding him other than he made 132. His name was a play on words, he's rich and his name is RICHard. Yeah I wasn't being very creative there.
Sorry this one was so long I think as the story goes on the chapters are getting longer instead of shorter like other TDI stories.
Yay first merge! So excited! Sorry I've been gone for so long, my laptop died on me and I had to buy a new one. A desk top this time. Also I've been pretty busy the last three or five months but hopefully I'll be able to continue these stories and one day finish them.
Any who. The next chapter will be another episode of the Arthur and Molotov show. And I the same chapter we're going to show the winners of the challenge and their actions at the playa. It's gonna be fun. I can't wait.
Well I hope you enjoyed. With love…
Justagamer1.
