Buford and Bumper were still punching each other.

"I'm the meanest bully!" shouted Buford.

"No, that's me!" Bumper yelled back.

They both shoved each other so hard, the hoverboards sped away without them- right over a large drop.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Buford and Bumper, as they rolled down the ramp.

"Got to be careful of the wind velocity-" Baljeet started to say, before the two bullies bowled into him, and knocked him off his hoverboard.

"Do you feel the track rumbling?" Jeremy asked Gil, a second before they both got pummeled by the other kids.

"Hey Ferb, do you hear something?" Phineas asked his stepbrother. A second later the stampede rolled right past them.

"Wow, Ferb, that was a close on." Phineas commented, but the giant ball of people suddenly shot up a ramp that took them up and behind the two boys. It landed on Phineas's hoverboard, and now it was speeding faster than ever.

After Phineas and Ferb thought about the song they sung, Johnny and Dukey had since then pulled ahead.

"Hey, Dukey! I can see the finish line!" Johnny shouted.


"Hey, the -inator is almost charged!" Doofenshmirtz cheered, "Bring me a victory muffin, Norm."

"We are out of muffins due to the excess of flour we used in the toast." Norm replied.

"What? You make the bread and the muffins? You don't just buy them at the store?" Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Of course, sir, I am a very good cook." Norm responded, "You should know that since you created me."

"I wasn't really paying attention when I built you, Norm." Doof replied, "That's why you're so annoying."

"Oh, yeah, that's the reason." Vanessa said sarcastically, "Norm's only annoying because you didn't pay attention, not because you're annoying, or anything."

"That's enough from you." Doof frowned, "Fine, Norm, just make me another victory treat without flour, I guess."

"Already on it, sir!" replied Norm in a baker's outfit.


Sissy spotted Isabella racing above her on Team Porkbelly's track. She gritted her teeth, and zoomed right next to her.

"Oh, no, you don't, this is my house!" Isabella stated.

"Technically it's our backyaaaaaaaaard." Phineas cried as he and the others slammed into them.

"We're almost there!" cheered Johnny, but suddenly Mary, Susan, and Candace sped past them.

"You guys are going down down down down down!" Candace yelled to his sisters.

"Oh come on!" Johnny complained.

"It's about to get worse!" yelled Dukey as the Phineas, Ferb, and the others came up in a pile on the hoverboard.

"Wwwwwwwaaaatccchhhhh ooooouuuuuutttttt!" Phineas cried, as the hoverboard picked up Johnny and Dukey over a rough terrain.


"Eeee!" squealed Doofenshimirtz, "It's almost there!" as he looked at the loading screen, "Norm! Is my victory food ready?"

"Here you go, sir!" Norm announced handing him a plate of food.

Doof took a bit, and then spit it out.

"Yeck!" he yelled, "Norm! I already told you not to make crunchy eggs!"

Dark Vegan's head shot up. "Eggs?" he yelled, "That's almost as bad a meat! You've betrayed me, Doofenshmirtz, and now you've got to pay!" he pulled out his laser sword, and started to chase Doofenshmirtz.

"And so it begins." said Jillian in a bored voice.

"Just another normal day." replied Vanessa.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed Doof, as he ran away from his former ally.

Perry finished unscrewing the final screw, and jumped out of his trap. (*Perry!*)

Mr. Black and Mr. White tried to do the same, but found themselves still trapped.

"We didn't bring screwdrivers, so we can't escape." explained Mr. White.

Before Perry could even roll his eyes, Doofenshmirtz jumped up in front of the two other agents, and Dark Vegan sliced open their traps- and Mr. Black's sleeve.

"My wife's gonna kill me." he said.

Suddenly, a beep sounded on the -inator.

"The -inator! It's ready!" shouted Doof as he tried to make his way over to it.

"NOOO! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!" yelled Dark Vegan as he pushed Doofenshmirtz out of the way.


Candace, Mary, and Susan were the only ones still standing.

Candace pulled ahead of Mary, but Susan came up beside her.

They were all racing side by side, with Candace in the middle. The finish line was just a little farther.

"Almost there!" grunted Candace. But then a big rumbling noise came from behind them.

"Do you guys hear something?" Candace asked the twin sisters. She turned her head to see the mound of people racing towards them on Phineas's hoverboard.

"Candace!" Phineas yelled, "Look out!"

"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed Candace as she sped away in front of Mary and Susan.

"What is she running from?" Susan wondered.

"THAT!" cried Mary as she pointed to the mound of people.

"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed the Test girls, pulling up beside Candace. All three of the redheads were screaming their heads off as they tried to keep ahead.


Doofenshmirtz dodged Dark Vegan, but accidentally hit a button on his -inator.

"Oh, no, I hit the random fire button!" Doof exclaimed as the machine started blasting off lasers and pulling random things into his lab, like swingsets and umbrella stands.


"THE FINISH LINE!" Candace exclaimed as she saw it coming up ahead.

"IT'S TOO LATE!" Susan yelled as the mound of people sped up behind them.

It was coming faster and faster, and was almost on top of them!

The finish line was seconds away!

CRAAAAAASH!

Candace, Susan, and Mary were pummeled by the giant ball of people, right as they rolled over the finish line.

"It's a tie!" Irving and Eugene yelled at the same time.

"Uhhhh…" muttered Candace. She looked up and saw a hand. It belonged to Susan.

"You were pretty good out there." she said as she helped Candace up.

"You weren't so bad yourself." replied Candace.

"Is everyone okay?" Phineas asked, glancing around.

"Oh, man." Johnny said, "That was intense."

Susan and Mary walked over to Phineas and Ferb.

"I have to say, you really put up a challenge," Mary said, "I didn't think it was possible anyone could even come close as us to inventing stuff like this. Your parents must be proud."

"They don't even know." Candace said flatly as she walked up, "Whenever I try to show my mom, whatever they built just magically disappears."

"Really?" Susan asked, "How?"
"I have absolutely no idea." replied Candace.

"Ferb was pretty impressed with your hoverboard style," Phineas said, "It was fast, simple, and effective."

"Does Ferb even talk?" Mary asked.

"Oh, sometimes." Phineas responded, "But he's more of a man of action."

"Although I did have one line earlier." Ferb put in.

"Well, since it was a tie, I don't know what to do." Isabella told Sissy, "Although you did put up a good fight."

"We'll just sell our treats in different parts of town." replied Sissy, "I'll sell more than you."

"Not if I can help it!" Isabella responded.

They both raced out of the backyard.

"Thanks again, Phineas!" Isabella called over her shoulder.

"Well, since it was a tie, I think we should all walk away today happier, and conclude that you two are both equally mean as bullies." Baljeet said to Buford and Bumper.

There was a pause as inspirational music played.

"Nah, I'm meaner." Buford replied.

"No, that's me!" yelled Bumper, and then two of them started to brawl.

"Okay, now that the race is over," Candace said, "The track is still here, and you two are sooo busted." she grabbed her phone. "Mom! Mom! Mom!" she yelled, "Phineas and Ferb had this giant contest, and build hoverboards and stuff, and the giant track is still here, so hurry up and get home before it all disappears!"

"I'm at the checkout line." Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher sighed, "I'll be home soon."

Ahead of her, a man with blond hair was loading up the ingredients for meatloaf on the conveyor belt.

"Well someone's a fan of meatloaf." Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher commented.

"Are you kidding?" Mr. Test replied, "I love meatloaf! I make it everyday for my family."

"I was the Meatloaf Queen at the Meatloaf Festival earlier this summer. I had a lot of fun tasting the different kinds of meatloaf." Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher remembered.

"There was a meatloaf festival?" Mr. Test gasped, "And I missed it? No no no no no no no." he muttered for the rest of time he was at the checkout.

"Well, that was weird." Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher commented.


Dark Vegan was still chasing Doofenshmirtz, and the -inator was still firing randomly.

"Save me Perry the Platypus! Save me!" cried Doofenshmirtz as he avoided the light sword.

Perry whistled for Mr. Black and Mr. White to follow him, as he opened up the fridge and grabbed a ham. Then he ran over to Vegan and waved it in front of him.

"Not meat!" Dark Vegan yelled as he started chasing Perry around the lab.


Candace paced furiously around the yard until she heard a familiar noise.

"Mom's car horn!" she gasped, "And the track is still here!" she ran out of the backyard and into the front yard.

"Is she always like this?" Susan asked to no one in particular.

"Mom mom mom!" Candace yelled, "Backyard! Now!" she grabbed her mother's arm, and dragged her to the backyard.


The -inator was still firing randomly, and a ray shot out into the Flynn-Fletcher backyard.


Phineas, Ferb, Susan, Mary, Johnny, Dukey, Irving, Eugene, Jeremy, and Gil, all watched as the two tracks were suddenly lifted into the sky, and out of the backyard.

Candace raced back into the yard with her mom.

"...And I'm seeing nothing." Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher replied.

"No no no!" protested Candace, "I swear, it was all right here!" she caught sight of Susan, "Susan! Tell mom about the track!"

"Uhh… she's right." Susan said, "Your sons and I had a challenge of inventions, and we built a giant hoverboard track that got lifted up and out of the yard by a giant laser."

"Wow, it even sounds crazy when you say it." Candace said.

"Candace, Honey, you need to stop dragging new people into your obsession with the boys, it's not fair to them."

Candace gave a big long sigh as her mother went back inside.

"Wow, talk about coincidences." Mary said, "I wonder where that beam came from."


The two hoverboard tracks were zooming into Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated at an alarming speed.

"Oh no!" Doofenshmirtz screamed. Dark Vegan stopped chasing Doof, and they all started running around in circles and panicking.

"We're doomed!" cried Mr. White.

Perry rushed to the Teleporter… inator and hit the self destruct button. The beam of light holding the hoverboard tracks disappeared, dropping them down on a nearby empty lot.


A short farmer holding a pitchfork was standing in the lot with his wife.

"I can't believe you bought an empty lot to turn into an Extreme Sports Park, but you didn't buy any Extreme Sport Tracks." his wife complained, "What did you think, an Extreme Sports Track was just going to fall out of the sky?"

At that moment, the two hoverboard tracks landed behind them.

"Well, yeah, I kinda thought that." the farmer replied.


"Woo hoo!" Doofenshmirtz cheered, "Perry the Platypus, you saved us!"

Dark Vegan pulled up his mask. "I'm still mad at you for the eggs and ham," he said, "But I'm really tired from chasing you, so I'm going to turn in. Jillian!" he called.

"Coming Dad." Jillian replied as she got up and followed her father out of the room.

"We're just going to go too." Mr. White told Perry, and they left the same way.

"You can leave now, Perry the Platypus." Doof told the monotreme, "Bless you and curse you."

Perry shrugged, and jumped off the roof with his parachute, as his theme song played.


"Well that was certainly an unusual day." Susan told them, "Thanks for the contest."

"Hey, no problem," Phineas replied, "It was a lot of fun." Then he heard a chattering noise.

"Oh, there you are Perry." he said, as he bent down to pet his platypus.

"Are all platypuses teal?" asked Dukey.

"The ones in Danville are." replied Phineas.

Perry chattered again.

"We'd better get going before Bumper is done with his brawl," said Johnny, "C'mon Dukey."

They both stepped out of the yard.

"We're going to go after him." Susan said flatly, as she and Mary followed their brother.

"Yeah, we're all just going to leave now like everything is settled and nobody has anything to say to anyone else." said Buford suddenly, as he Baljeet, Bumper, Irving, Eugene, and Gil all left the backyard.

"See you, Candace." Jeremy waved, as he followed the rest of them.

"Bye Jeremy!" cried Candace. She sat down under the tree beside her brothers. The sun had begun to set, and the yard was bathed in pink and orange.

"We're gonna turn in too." Phineas said after awhile, as he picked up Perry, and followed Ferb into the house, "Goodnight Candace."

"Goodnight." replied Candace in an exhausted tone. The day hadn't gone the way she'd hoped, but summer days often hadn't. Oh, well. She was ready to try and bust her brothers the next morning. And even though they'd tied, Candace knew that her brothers could beat anyone in anything. She was after all, secretly proud to be their older sister. With this in mind, she closed her eyes, and fell asleep under the tree, in the backyard, where everything was possible.


Well, that's the end of Johnny in Danville. I'm sorry it took awhile for this chapter, I had a lot of writer's block, because I forgot to plan the ending earlier. I feel like this story focused more on Candace and the Test girls, than it did on Phineas, Ferb, and Johnny. I had originally planned for it to focus more on Isabella and Sissy, but it didn't really work out. A lot of stuff I had originally planned for got cut off. I do plan to do more Phineas and Ferb stuff in the future, but unfortunately it's going to be awhile before I start another story. Thanks for sticking with me, and I hope you enjoyed Johnny in Danville! :)