Still debating whether to rewrite this. I have a manuscript of the redone first episode but I'm not going to make remaking this story my main priority. I have a wife a job and a novel to finish.
A little extra warning before you begin reading. There are some very interesting political views in this chapter (none of which are mine) mostly racial but keep in mind, you have no idea what color I am (I could be purple or green for all you know.) and this was started two years before black lives matter started (kind of a weird coincidence now that I think of it). Mind you this doesn't exactly mean these are my views these are just views of the characters and I want to make them more three dimensional... Sorry if any of this offends you, but as the old saying goes you can please everyone but you can sure as hell piss them all off at the same time. Just don't send me any hate mail because that means you got pissed off by a bunch of cartoon characters and that just makes you look bad... seriously I will laugh at you.
I'll explain more in the ending authors note.
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Warning this story contains a whole lot more sex than usual, violence, weird political views and other suggestive themes. Enjoy at your own risk.
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BBTDI EP 17: These chains that bind us.
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Chris stood on the dock of shame.
"Last time on total drama! Our contestants participated in the world's most dangerous toboggan race. Some serious carnage took place and in the end Orange was the one to send someone home. And that someone was Jason our local prankster! Want more manically planning? Then you're in luck! Were here with more...
BIG
BAD
TOTAL
DRAMA
ISLAND!
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Theme
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(Red team)
Willow sat on the front steps. Her head was resting on her hands.
Brick walked out of the guy's side and spotted the animal girl.
"Hey, what's up?" Brick asked.
"I'm a fool." Willow said.
"What? No, you're not..."
"When I got here Jeff tricked me into joining his alliance to get Chris sent to prison for animal cruelty. And then Leon did the same."
Hugo was just walking out of the cabin when he heard this.
"Dude this again." Hugo said. "I'm pretty sure Chris hasn't harmed any animals... in fact I think he accidentally invoked life."
Just then the raccoons were riding Donna the bear like a horse while she pulled Larry the man eating plant across camp.
"Okay so you've made a few bad choices." Brick said. "You just have to learn from them and move on with your life."
"I don't know if I can." Willow said. "I feel like I just made a fool of the entire vegan nation. I might as well have eaten bacon!"
"I... well..." Brick shrugged.
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Confessional:
Brick. "Willow's a little weird but I have to at least help. She is a teammate after all."
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D.J. and Ezekiel were sitting in their cabin chatting.
"You know I don't think we've really talked before." D.J. said.
"Yeah," Ezekiel said self consciously. "I was kind of a pig and that ended up getting me nowhere in my social life... well... not where I want to be at least."
"Well you seem to have learned your lesson." D.J. said.
"The hard way I might add." Ezekiel added.
"That's true." D.J. said, nodding. "By the way? How did you survive falling in a volcano?"
"It's easier than it looks." Ezekiel said. "It's just molten metal; it's sort of like getting burned by a hot pan while making eggs, just ten times hotter. And the fact it was about to erupt kind of helped. If it didn't I would be dead."
At that moment Gerome walked in along with Sierra and Zoey.
"Hey guys." Ezekiel said. "Just filling D.J. in on the whole Oscar situation."
"Why would you fill him with it?" Gerome asked him, confused.
"I mean explaining." Ezekiel said.
"Oh," Gerome said.
"That guy's kind of messed up." D.J. said. "I can't believe you guys have had to live with him the last twelve days."
"It won't be so bad now." Sierra said. "We have the majority now."
"That's true." Ezekiel said. "If Blaineley joins us next elimination, Oscar's going home."
Unknown to them Oscar watched from a window outside. He sneered at the alliances happy gathering.
"Oh we'll see," Oscar said. "We'll see."
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Isaac was walking around camp when Emerald bumped into him.
"Hey guy." Emerald said.
"Hey what's up?" Isaac said. "Besides the sky, pretty sure Ezekiel already made that joke."
"Something like that." Emerald said. "So hey, you and Dawn are hitting it off pretty well."
"Yeah," Isaac said with a shrug.
"So," Emerald said awkwardly. "You two serious?"
"I don't think so." Isaac said. "I did just meet her a few days ago, so I wouldn't say we have anything intimate between us."
"But, you're pretty smitten with her right?" Emerald said.
"Maybe," Isaac said and walked off.
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Confessional:
Emerald. "Okay, I know what you're thinking and I'm not jealous of Dawn... okay maybe a little. But think of it, I was hired by Chris to cause drama and how much drama can be started by an inter team relationship? A lot! And Chris will exploit it to the max! He'll want me to ruffle those feathers and I don't want to hurt Isaac like that. He's my friend and if he wants to date Dawn or R.J. or even Jake, I have to respect that. I'm just thinking of Isaac's best interests. And Dawn, she's really nice, she was my favorite second gen player... also I don't want Isaac to hate me."
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Crystal was sitting alone on a large boulder on the beach. She watched as the waves lapped the beach.
"Are you some sort of stalker or something?" Crystal asked.
"Why, am I becoming too obvious?" Hugo said. He walked up to her and stood there watching the lake water.
"Why do you talk to me?" Crystal said. "You know I don't have money. You won't gain something from talking to me."
"Maybe I just want your friendship." Hugo said. "Besides I don't need money... well okay I need money. But I'd rather earn it honestly."
"By joining a game show?" Crystal asked.
Hugo shrugged. "I guess you're more logical than I made you out to be. Maybe you're more logical than you're willing to accept."
"Listen I don't want to hear you talk philosophy. You can join me (it's not like I can get away anyway) so long as you stop talking about morals and shit."
So they were quiet, watching the water. Eventually Crystal started to despise it, then a thought struck her.
"What do you mean need the money?" Crystal asked.
"I was wondering if you would catch on." Hugo said.
Silence.
"Well?" Crystal asked.
"I thought you didn't want to talk." Hugo said.
"You're starting to frustrate me." Crystal said.
"Now you know how I feel about you." Hugo said.
"Then why do you insist on talking to me?" Crystal asked.
"You looked lonely." Hugo said. "It can feel very isolating when you shield yourself in a world that revolves around money."
"You know if you're just going to patronize me I'm just going to leave." Crystal said and jumped off the rock.
"No wait I'm sorry." Hugo said. "I promise not to patronize you."
"Good," Crystal said. She sat down on the sand, Hugo joined her.
They sat there in silence. Waiting for their next Chris concocted terror.
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Scott was lying on his bunk minding his own business, looking up at the bunk above. Then three long shadows fell over him, he glanced and saw Nikolas, G-men and Josh standing over him.
Before Scott could react Nikolas snapped his fingers and Josh and G-man threw a burlap sack over him.
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Confessional:
Scott. *covered in scratches, bruises, dirt and a twig is poking out of his hair.* "I hate those guys so much!"
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Yuki sat beneath a tree with Cody and Vic crying her eyes out while the two boys tried to comfort her.
"Well she'll never vote with us again." Daniel said.
He and Leon watched from the cabin.
"It is for the best." Leon said. "They would have turned. Besides, having too many people in an alliance can be hazardous."
"But now we no longer have the majority." Daniel said. "If we go to another elimination this quarter we'll have a tie."
"Then we'll have to make sure whoever they vote from our side wins the tie breaker." Leon said.
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Confessional:
Daniel. "I'm not sure if I should have gone with Leon's plan. Now we've lost two votes to our side. If we lose another member of our alliance, were screwed."
Leon. "Poor simple Daniel. Has no idea he has been, as they say, played."
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Gregory sat under a tree writing in his notebook.
"Hair like rose's of red..." he stuck the end of his pencil in his mouth."Eye's like the... greenness of emeralds... no that won't work."
"What are you doing?" Katie asked as she and Sadie walked up to the poet.
"I'm afraid I'm suffering from an author's greatest enemy." Gregory said with a sigh.
"Constipation?" Sadie asked.
"No," Gregory said.
"Constitution?" Katie said.
"No, just... just a case of writers block." Gregory said.
"Well we just wanted to talk to you." Katie said.
"About what?" Gregory asked.
"We were thinking and we would like to have so input in the alliance." Katie said.
"You'll have to talk to Zach." Gregory said. "He's sort of the head of the hydra in a sense."
"Yeah but he scares us." Katie said.
"He knows a lot of big words and we get confused whenever we confront him." Sadie said.
"So we want you to ask him if we can't vote for Tim instead." Katie said.
Gregory looked at them with an upturned eyebrow. "I'll see what I can do."
"Thank you." Katie said.
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Confessional:
Katie and Sadie: Katie. "I think we got him to see our side."
Sadie. "I know right?"
Gregory. *makes pistol with fingers and mocks shooting himself.*
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Mike was huddled in the corner of the boy's side of the grey cabin. Alex, Tyler and Trent watched as he rocked himself back and forth.
"Should we do something?" Alex asked.
"I don't know." Trent said. "He's a new one to me."
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Confessional:
Alex. "Our new teammates seem... interesting."
Mike. "I'm going nuts! I see Mal everywhere I look! I can't escape him, he's going to escape and who knows what kind of hell he'll cause."
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Ulrich, Sid, Harold and Reginald were on the beach tossing a football around. Monique, Leshawna and Bianca watched from a short distance away.
"Mmh hmm, got some hunks on this team." Monique said.
"I think I just saw Ulrich's peck twitch." Bianca said and swooned.
"You don't think it's weird we're leering at our guy friends from way over here?" Leshawna asked.
"No, why? You getting uptight on us?" Monique asked.
"No just curious." Leshawna said.
They continued to leer when they heard heavy breathing behind them. They turned around and saw Patrick staring at Leshawna from behind a tree.
"Eww, what's with that creeper?" Monique said.
"I have no clue; he's been following me and Harold the whole game." Leshawna said.
"That's... cute..." Bianca said.
"I'll handle him." Monique said. She stood up and cupped her hands around her mouth. "Stranger danger!" she then picked up Bianca. "White lady in trouble! Stranger danger!"
"I'll protect you!" Reginald exclaimed and rushed after Patrick. Harold followed closely behind, trying to catch up.
"Done and done." Monique said, dusting her hands off.
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The eleven teams gathered in the center of camp. Chris stood atop a soap box surrounded by the interns.
"You guys are starting to drop like flies." Chris said. "I remember this area being a lot fuller a couple days ago, oh well. It's time for your next challenge, and it's a simple one."
"You always say that." Heather said.
"Yeah but its true this time." Chris said. "Your challenge is to stay in your cabins, handcuffed to your teammates. The whole world will be watching you online. Whichever team gets the least amount of views loses."
Everyone was silent.
"That's it?" Duncan asked.
"That's all she wrote." Chris said.
"He wrote." Scruffy said, coming up from behind Chris.
"Ah jeez!" Chris said in surprise. "Don't sneak up on me like that. Anyway, you'll all be handcuffed and watched closely by one of our employee's. The challenge ends at sun down. Now teams go to your respective cabins and an employee will join you shortly."
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Moe the raccoon and his gang were hiding in a hole in a tree in the woods. Outside the tree was Larry the man eating plant.
"Good work men." Moe said. "We have captured the camper's worst nightmare beside Chef in a speedo."
"What next boss?" Austin asked. "Or are we calling it a day."
"The contestants and Chris's minions are going to be inside the cabins all day." Moe said.
"So?" Austin asked.
"You know what that means." Moe said. "Chris's mansion is completely unguarded."
"OMG!1111!" Eliot exclaimed. "h0us3 par7y!11!111!eleven!"
"Are you sure it's safe?" Austin asked.
"Ricky checked it out himself." Moe said. "No traps no guards, its raccoon friendly."
"Let's do it then!" Austin said.
The four critters pulled their paws together and cheered.
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Red team was handcuffed by Alan the medic. The team was handcuffed in a complete circle.
"What do we do if we need to use the restroom?" Brick asked.
"Chris said you'll have to hold it in." Alan said. "Or you can soil your selves, whatever seems more entertaining."
"Nobody better piss themselves." Heather said.
"We're looking at you Brick." Jo said.
Brick sighed.
"Hey leave Brick alone." Colette said. Lightning gave her a weird look.
"Why should I?" Jo asked.
"Because he isn't your challenge, I am!" Colette said.
"What's up with this rivalry?" Sapphire asked.
"Athletes, always competitive." Hugo said.
"True," Cameron said.
"We're right here!" Jo said.
"Oh god, just stop talking." Matt said.
"If we do we'll seem less interesting and lose the challenge." Alejandro said.
"Stupid challenge..." Matt muttered.
"So how do we keep things interesting?" Heather asked.
"Strip poker?" Matt said.
"That... that's just..." Sapphire stammered.
"Let's call it a last ditch effort." Heather said. "In case we're despite."
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Blue team was being locked up by Scruffy while he ate himself a hoagie.
"Where did you get that?" Blaineley asked.
"Nunya." Scruffy said plainly.
"What?" Blaineley asked.
"Nunya business." Scruffy said.
He finished locking them together and sat on one of the bunks. He pulled out a bag of chips to compliment the sandwich.
"This is so lame." Oscar said.
"I wish I was chained to Cody." Sierra said.
Charlie was chained next to Blaineley. He was shaking with fear... and also sugar.
"Dude, stop shaking." Blaineley said.
"Sorry," Charlie said. He tried to stop shaking but couldn't.
"Dude, this total reminds me of this one movie." Pete said.
"We don't care!" Blaineley snapped. Pete was instantly quiet.
Keith started to look around the room then panicked. "Oh no! I left Lopez in the mess hall! I have to get him."
"No dice," Scruffy said. "Chris man said you gotta stay chained or you're out of the game."
"I don't care!" Keith said. He started to struggle with his chain.
"Who's Lopez?" D.J. asked.
"His skull." Sierra said.
"His what!?" D.J. exclaimed.
"Quit struggling!" Blaineley yelled. She took off her shoe and threw it at him. "You better not cost us the challenge or I will beat you with your own skull!"
Keith stopped, his eyes were wide and tear filled. "That's how I met Lopez."
D.J. struggled to keep as far from Keith as possible, which was difficult since they were handcuffed together.
"Dude you can get Lopez after the challenge." Steve said.
"I don't know if I can last that long." Keith said.
"Don't worry; we'll be there to help you." Steve said.
"Barf," Blaineley said.
That comment threw Keith into another set of convulsions.
"This'll be harder than we expected." Ezekiel said.
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Green was locked together by Bennett.
"You're still here?" Duncan asked.
"I can ask the same about you." Bennett said. He finished locking Tommy and Duncan together and then swallowed the key.
"Were you supposed to do that?" R.J. asked.
"No," Bennett said. "But I ain't about to follow that white boy Chris's orders."
"How haven't you been fired?" Emerald asked.
"How haven't you?" Bennett asked.
Emerald was a little shocked but no one seemed to take Bennett serious.
"Chris was drunk when he hired you wasn't he?" Noah asked.
"Probably," Bennett said. "Now which of you is going to take their top off first?"
"Say what now?" Emerald said.
"Chris said the ladies would totally take their tops off to win the challenge." Bennett said.
"So this is what it's like to be handcuffed in a basement and sexually assaulted." R.J. said. "Why did I expect this to happen on this show?"
"We're not taking our tops off." Emerald said.
"Well you have to do something that entertains the audience for the rest of the day." Bennett said.
"Okay, how can we be entertaining and non sexual at the same time?" Isaac asked.
"Anyone know knock knock jokes?" Natasha asked shyly. After Bennett mention topless she hid behind Tommy.
"How about the story about the woman who made her way to Nantucket?" Miguel asked.
"No," R.J. said.
Ben snored.
"How about we tell scary stories?" Duncan asked.
"Fine by me." Isaac said.
"Yeah, why not." Emerald shrugged.
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Confessional:
Chris. "And this is why they are the most boring team ever."
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Yellow team was watched over by Haken the boat captain.
"Did they run out of employees?" Mitch asked.
"Yes," Haken said. "It was either me or the raccoons that have been causing a ruckus around here."
Hector raised his hand. "I prefer the raccoons."
Haken glared at him. "When your time comes to leave the island..." He motioned his hook over his throat in a cutting motion.
Hector scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Oh my god guys this is so great." Laura said. "We get to spend the whole day together! I mean it's not like all the other times. We actually get to talk to each other. This is going to be so amazing!"
"I know right?" Lindsay said excitedly.
"Oh god!" Alice said. She put her hands on her head and hid her face in her knees.
"Kill me now," Albert whispered to Gilbert.
"We can totally do make over's!" Laura said.
"Oh my god yes!" Lindsay replied.
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White was chained by Jake. Not the dog, the intern.
"You know if you take off your tops you'll automatically win." Jake said.
"No chance perv," Courtney said.
"You're loss." Jake said with a shrug.
Scott sighed and glanced at Nikolas, who was glaring at him, also chained to him.
"Fancy meeting you here." Scott said, joylessly.
"Fanculo," Nikolas replied.
"Okay what's up with you guys?" Courtney asked. "You've been at each other's throat since day one."
"You really have to ask?" Nikolas asked.
"He has a point." Gwen said.
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Confessional:
Courtney. "No one asked you Gwen!"
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Vanessa hand cuffed Black team together.
"Sorry guys," Vanessa said. "But orders are orders, and a pay check is a paycheck."
"We don't blame you Vanessa." Bridgette said. "When you sign with Chris it's ten times worse than making a deal with the devil."
"Ain't that the truth." Vanessa said.
"Looks like we get the day off." Sven said. He leaned against one of the bunks.
"You're not taking a nap." Bridgette said. "We still have stuff to do."
"Like what?" Sven asked.
"Well, uh..." Bridgette said.
"How about I read from the bible." Christopher said. "It's about time you heathens understood the word of god."
Jimmy rolled his eyes.
"If only I could reach my 3DS." Sam said.
"It would be better than nothing." Julie said.
"Why is it more entertaining to watch someone play video games than to actually play them?" Izzy asked.
"Because if they fail you can laugh at them." Dominic said. "But if you fail you have no one to blame but yourself."
"Whoa, dude, you just turned video games into a metaphor for life." Geoff said.
"Only God's aloud to make metaphors!" Christopher said.
"Oh god!" Crystal said and hid her face in her hands. "This is going to suck."
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Orange was being reluctantly chained together by Alyx who, when she was finished went straight to sleep on Cody's bunk.
The team sat in an awkward silence. Yuki glared at her teammates. Daniel, Leon, Ginger and Vince ignored her. Elisa looked ashamed. Quincy looked bored and Owen, Cody and Vic were confused and felt left out.
"So..." Owen started. "Anyone know any good jokes?"
No one answered.
"Dude, Owen." Vic said. "Read the room."
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Confessional:
Elisa. "I don't know if what I did was right. I feel bad for Yuki, but it also mean I'm just that much closer to the million."
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Pink team was watched over by Eli.
"Alright honky's." Eli said as he handcuffed Katie to Flora. "Do something that pleases Chris and you won't be forced to vote someone off."
"Okay the fact that you said honky is a sure sign you have a high opinion of racial profiling." Zach said.
"Yeah I'm against it. White people are always buggin' black people." Eli said.
"Those two sentences don't go together." Kat said.
Gregory leaned into Zach. "What are you doing?"
"Chris wants a show I'll give him one." Zach said. "People love a P.C. debate. Even if they say they hate it."
"So you're going to cause a flame war with Chris's favorite employee?" Gregory asked.
"Exactly," Zach said.
"I'm not sure that's a solid plan." Gregory added.
Zach ignored him. "So what about the white people who get bullied by black people for no reason?"
"They deserve it!" Eli said.
"Why?" Zach asked.
"Because their white!" Eli said.
"Wait, that's not fair." Tim said. "You can't just say someone deserves to be bullied because of his race!"
"Why not?" Eli said. "White people have been doing it for years."
"That doesn't mean a damn thing." Zach said. "Race means nothing; it's the actions of the people. Sure your race got a hard break, but that still doesn't mean you're or any race is privileged to bully another."
"White people got to." Eli said.
"That doesn't mean it was right." Zach said. "No race is allowed to control another, what happened to your race was wrong but you can't use what happened to them as an excuse to be a dick head."
"Says who?" Eli said.
"Common sense." Zach said.
"Morals," Ron said.
"Butt out of this red neck!" Eli said.
"Now hold on, you just called him a racial slur!" Zach said. "Isn't that that what the white people did to your ancestors?"
"Yeah and now it's my turn!" Eli said.
"So you're saying you want to be one of the people who enslaved black people?" Zach asked.
Eli froze. "What? No... That has nothing to do with this!"
"Oh it has everything to do with it!" Zach said.
"Whiteys have been screwing black people for generations." Eli said, getting in Zach's face. "I'm just gettin' my revenge."
"What did white people do to you specifically?" Zach said.
"Everything!" Eli said. "The cotton picking, the whippings, Rodney king..."
"What about you?" Zach said. "Did white people actually hurt you specifically, because of your race?"
"Well they messing with all of us... they pull us over for no reason, they..."
"Now hold on." Zach said. "How come when I ask about you, you only speak in generals about black people? Why won't you identify black people as individuals? You only talk about them as one people as if that's all they are, you won't even give them the benefit of saying their individuals with their own hopes and dreams. You consider black people all the same. And isn't that what racism really is?"
"White people..."
"Why do you generalize people by their race?" Zach asked. "Why can't you accept that Black people and White people are human beings?"
Eli scowled at the know it all. "Hey man I don't have to prove anything to you."
"Just do me one thing." Zach said. "Will you tell me you believe that black people are human beings?"
"You know what?" Eli said. "I don't have to take this."
Eli left the cabin, slamming the door behind him. Zach's teammates looked at him.
Zach shrugged. "Irony of Black Panthers or other whitey haters tend not to want to call black people human. It's really weird."
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Purple team was over seen by Chris McLean himself. God help them...
"All done!" Chris exclaimed.
"Could you tighten them please?" Leshawna said in the most sarcastic voice she could muster.
"If I did it would cut off the circulation to your hands." Chris said.
"Look on the bright side." Harold said. "At least were chained together." He lifted up his arm along with Leshawna's which was attached.
"Oh lord help me." Leshawna said.
Monique looked at her cuff. "You know this could work as a fashion statement if the chain was broken."
"Could also like be a metaphor." Sid said. "Like breaking the chains of society."
"I thought you were going to take a different route with that one." Monique said.
Sid shrugged. "I'm not going to drone over something I had nothing to do with. Slavery was terrible but it was the thing of the time. So long as we never go back to such audacities I'm fine with the history, well not fine with it but you get my point. Besides there's no real proof that the Africans were made slaves because of their race, The English have also enslaved the Native Americans and the Pagans who themselves were white."
"Really?" Bianca asked.
"Yeah, so it probably wasn't a race thing if they also enslaved white people." Sid said. "But it did become a race thing afterwards."
"Sure is a lot of racial talk today." Scruffy said standing in the corner.
"Shouldn't you be watching Blue team?" Chris asked.
"They can watch themselves." Scruffy said.
"If I paid you I would fire you." Chris said.
"Personally I find African-Canadian to be ten times more racist than the N word." Sid said.
"Why's that?" Walter asked.
"Because I'm Jamaican descendent." Sid said. "They're just calling me African-Canadian because I'm black. That's worse than the N word."
"I would imagine." Ulrich said. "Wouldn't a better term be just Canadian, unless like they're from somewhere else."
"That would be ten times better." Sid said. "I don't even mind being called Black either. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just skin color. Saying that calling someone black isn't PC is just offensive. It's like, you don't have anything PC for blonde's or redheads or blue eyes so why should black be the exception?"
"Because people are whiny bitches." Reginald said. "No offence."
"No your right people are bitchy." Monique said.
"It's just that a lot of black people complain about being slaves or being attacked by society in all honesty they're just trying to pull the victim act." Reginald said. "Again no offense. I'm not saying all black people do it I'm saying some do it because people don't want to take responsibility for their own life. It's not a black thing. It's a human thing all humans do it."
"But admittedly black people do it a little more... what would the word be?" Sid said.
"Self destructive?" Joe asked.
"Kind of yeah." Sid said. "But then again they have a better excuse."
"How do we stop it?" Leshawna asked.
"By being the best PEOPLE we can be." Sid said and shook his head. "Funny how offended people get when you call black people, people. It's an oddity."
"This got really political really fast." Chris said. "And I love it!"
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Confessional:
Sid. "Political debate, everyone's least favorite subject but they still tune into it because they love a good blood pressure raising argument. Hopefully that will be enough to make us seem entertaining and not to offend anyone."
Eli. "That little beach bum Sid is one racist honkey!... Wait he's black? Since when?"
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Grey team was locked up by Arthur from the talk show.
"Who are you?" Cory asked as he was cuffed to B.
"You'll know soon enough." Arthur said once he snapped the last lock. "There we go. What were you asking? Oh yeah! I'm the talk show host for after the game, we have a show after every six episodes."
"How many till the next?" Hank asked.
"After this one... about four." Arthur said. "My last interview was with Richard the guy from Purple team."
"Oh yeah... him... I never met him." Alex said.
"I don't think any of you spoke to him." Arthur said.
"There's so many people here it's hard to tell." Bill said.
"Yeah when I heard they were doing this show I was skeptical at first too but then they explained why they were doing this and it made sense." Arthur said.
"Why are they doing this?" Trent asked.
"No spoilers." Arthur said.
"Are we not allowed to know why were being dragged out here against our will?" Trent asked.
"You signed the paper work." Arthur said regretfully. "You lost your right to know, not even the rest of the employee's know what's going on, except maybe Scruffy, but that dude's weird."
"Yeah I saw him sitting in the woods one night drinking moonshine with the Sasquahanakwa." Alex said.
"I saw him make out with one of the sharks." Mike said.
"I saw him climb a tree, then he tapped me in the shoulder and asked me what I was looking at." Xavier said.
"Long story short that dude is creepy as shit." Tyler said.
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Brown was chained by Chef Hatchet who did it as roughly as he could.
"Easy on the chains!" Eva yelled as she was connected to Isa.
"Bite me." Chef said. "You complain about my cooking, call me a bad Chef, I'm just doing what Chris and the people who sign my pay check."
"Did they pay you to be a jerk?" Beth asked sternly.
"I get a bonus every month." Chef said. "It's like when a salesman sells something."
"Compensation?" Todd asked.
"Something like that." Chef said.
"Comprehension?" Ashley asked.
"What? No not even close!"
"Companionship?" Amanda asked.
"No!" chef said.
"Commission." Oswald said.
"No! What's wrong with... oh wait that's right." Chef said.
"Our lives are in the hands of a rageaholic military chef." Todd said. "My horoscope was so right."
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While our contestants being tortured with each other's company let's turn our attention to the animals that, in their own way, rule the island.
Moe, Ricky, Elliot and Austin stood around Chris's back door.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Austin asked.
"Quiet dweeb, I'm planning a big heist." Moe said.
"Sorry if I'm not brimming with confidence." Austin said. "Last time you planned a heist I was almost turned to soup."
"Don't worry; I have a tech expert on the job making sure the alarm system doesn't go off." Moe said.
Meanwhile Zeppo the skunk was on the roof messing with the satellite while Larry the man eating plant stood guard. He was banging on the satellite in frustration with a wrench.
"Somehow I'm still not assured." Austin said.
"Trust me I know what I'm doing." Moe said.
He picked up a large rock tossed it into the air a couple of times to get the feel of it and he threw it at the window in the back door.
"Vamos!" Ricky exclaimed and jumped through the window, Moe followed along with Elliot.
Austin shook his head and jumped in after them.
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Red team was in the middle of an aggressive staring contest. What happened since we left them? Sapphire called Heather a whore, Collette called Jo an even ruder word and Alan hid on one of the top bunks away from any possible violence. The other passive teammates were stuck chained to this possible outbreak of cat fighting. And with Jo and Collette in the mix, it won't be pretty. All it would take is one spark to start the fire.
"God, why are women always fighting?" Matt said.
Uh-oh...
Every female in the room turned to Matt. Hugo who was chained next to him tried his best to scoot as far from him as possible. Collette at Matt's other side got in his face and growled. Matt gulped and immediately regretted saying anything.
The camera changed to outside the cabin where now there was a woman screaming (Matt to be exact) with vicious blood curdling war cries (the girls) along with the sounds of fist's on flesh.
The camera returned inside where Matt had curled up into a ball (as much of a ball as he could turn into being handcuffed) crying. Hugo sat next to him with a small smiled. The rest of the girls continued their stare down.
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Confessional:
Cameron. "I always expected a brawl to break out in our team. I just didn't expect Matt to be the victim. All I have to say is PAYBACK BITCH!" *he blushes* "Was that out loud?"
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At Blue cabin Keith was still going through Lopez withdrawals.
"LLLLLLOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEZZZZZ!" Keith screamed.
"Scruffy, can't you just go fetch the damn skull?" Blaineley asked.
"Please don't." DJ said as Keith convulsed next to him.
"No ma'am." Scruffy said. "I ain't s'pose to let you guys out of my sight."
"Keith keep calm." Pete said softly. "It's only... How long until you let us go?" he turned to Scruffy.
Scruffy looked at his naked wrist. "In 'bout five hours."
Keith screamed.
"What are the stages of withdrawal?" Zoey asked.
"None except if he was on drugs." Ezekiel said.
"How about loss?" Gerome asked.
"Denial, Anger, Bargaining and Depression." Ezekiel said.
"What about acceptance?" Steve asked.
"I figured that went without saying." Ezekiel said. "Beside's it's not acceptance were going to have to live with." He pointed to Keith who was now sitting up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth
"This can't be happening, this can't be happening..." Keith said silently to himself.
"Fair point." Steve said.
Keith turned to DJ who was staring at him and growled. "What are you looking at!" he then turned to Scruffy. "If I had a hack saw I would turn your skull into Lopez Jr. this is all your fault!"
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Green team was still taking turns telling spooky stories. Bennett stared at them with a bored look; he was really hoping to see some topless action.
"So the man enters the nursery and there's his wife, holding their baby." Duncan said. "Except that last week she died in a drunk driving accident and was buried yesterday."
The rest of the team yawned.
"Sorry man but stories like that are a dime a dozen." Justin said. Kurt nodded. Natasha hid behind Tommy and shivered, apparently she disagreed.
"Okay I have another one." Noah said. "This guy here's his son screaming so he goes to his room and see's his son sitting up in his bed. The son says 'daddy there's a monster under my bed.' So being a good dad he looks under the bed. Under his sons bed he finds his sun lying on his stomach with a frightened expression and his son says 'daddy, there's a monster in my bed.' "
Natasha squeaked and nearly leaped into Tommy's lap. Tommy smiled and wrapped an arm around her to comfort her.
"Okay that was a good one." Miguel said. "But mines better."
"Let me guess, it takes place in a hotel." Noah said.
"...yeah." Miguel said.
"It's about a couple." Noah said.
"On a honeymoon." Miguel said a little freaked out.
"It's the story about the time they heard knocks in the room next door." Noah said. "But there's no room in that general direction."
"Yeah... how did you know that?" Miguel asked. "Am I that predictable of a character?" he looked at Isaac who shrugged.
"Yes, yes you are." Noah said.
Miguel scowled at the little know it all. He socked Isaac softly in the arm. "Pass it down."
Isaac nodded and punched Justin in the arm who in turn punched Noah. Noah yelped in pain, scowled at Miguel and Punched Justin in the arm who in return punched Noah in return.
"Should have thought that one through." Noah said.
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Yellow team sat watching as Haken sharpened his hook on a piece of whetstone. It was more exciting than watching Lindsay and Laura 'girl out'.
"Channing Tatum has the best abs!" Laura said.
"I know right?" Lindsay squealed excitedly. "Oh and Johnny Depp is fifty and he's still a hotty!"
"Like oh my god yes." Laura said.
"You mind running that hook over my jugular?" Albert asked Haken. Haken just looked up and looked back down back to his work.
"Quitter," Alice scoffed.
"You really want to be around for that?" Albert pointed to the two blonde girls.
"Oh my god you have such nice tits." Laura said. "I wish mine were as big as yours."
"Awww thanks, but sometimes they hurt my lower back. I wish I had smaller tits. Like yours." Lindsay said.
"Awwww thank you," Laura said.
Alice looked at Haken dead in the eye. "You do know where the jugular is right?"
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"Fifty bucks if you take your tops off." Jake said.
The women of White team were greatly offended.
"Fifty bucks each? What do you take us for?" Gwen asked then slapped her forehead. "What am I saying? We're not taking our tops off you slime!"
"I didn't say each, I meant for all of you together." Jake said.
"That's horrible!" Courtney said.
"Hey, don't act so high and mighty, you did give up your dignity for a million dollars." Jake said. "Like showing your tits for a fraction of fifty bucks is going to be any different."
Gwen and Courtney put their arms around their chest as best they could with the handcuffs.
Tina rolled her eyes. "You know what, I'm getting tired of this and I'm pretty sure were behind the other teams." She reached down and before anyone could react she lifted her shirt revealing her bare chest. Censored for TV of course but nude and live and right then and there she was topless.
Hyde's jaw dropped down and Jake smiled.
"Good that's 16. 66 for you." Jake said. "Any other takers?"
"No thanks," Courtney said.
Tina had rolled down her shirt and looked to her right. Hyde had fainted dead away, his head resting on G-man's shoulder.
"Aw the action was too much for the little guy." G-man said.
Carlos smiled. "You go girl."
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Black team was dealing with their own problems.
"Can we at least read psalms?" Christopher asked.
"No, we need to do something interesting so we don't lose the challenge." Bridgette said. "The public doesn't really like religion, only to make fun of it."
"Harlot," Christopher said under his breath. Bridgette decided to ignore this.
"Whoa," Sven said. "I totally forgot we were having a challenge."
Bridgette face palmed.
"Oooh oooh ooh!" Izzy jumped up and down.
"No explosives Izzy." Julie said.
"Spoil sport." Izzy said as she crossed her arms and pouted.
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Orange team was still struggling to come up with something to entertain their viewers.
"All we have to do is take our tops off and we'll be set." Ginger said.
"I disagree." Yuki said. "That would make us cheap."
"Better to be cheap then poor." Ginger said. "All we have to do is flash the cameras for the rest of the day and we'll be safe for another day. There's four girls here it should be a cinch."
"I'm not sure." Elisa said.
"C'mon you want to go to elimination again?" Ginger said.
Elisa and Yuki looked at each other. "I don't know, wont we lose some disrespect from the guys?"
"No not at all." Owen said a little too quickly. He and Cody shook their heads almost drooling at the idea of being in the same room as exposed breasts. These guys really need to get laid.
Elisa and Yuki shot each other another look.
"We can think of something else to do." Vic said. He was a little uncomfortable with this conversation. Mostly because he felt like the girls were being forced into doing something they didn't want to.
"No, it's fine." Yuki said. "We need the win."
"If it helps we'll look away." Vic said. He closed his eyes and placed a hand over his eyes.
"Thank you." Elisa said. Elisa and Yuki looked at each other and shrugged. "Okay on your mark Ginger."
"Glad you're seeing things my way." Ginger said. She reached town to where her shirt and pants met.
Daniel and Leon also looked away. But Owen and Cody couldn't keep their eyes off the girls as they lifted their shirts and revealed themselves to the audience. Quincy, the only girl not selling out scooted as far from Owen as she could.
"How can we tell their actually watching us?" Elisa asked and turned to Alyx, their caretaker who was asleep on one of the bunks.
"Well this is awkward." Yuki said resisting the urge to cover herself. "I hope Jason isn't watching."
Streams of drool were coming from Owens mouth. "I think I'm going to faint." And he did.
The problem with that was that apparently Owen was heavy enough to cause everyone else to be dragged towards him. They all flew and fell on top of the unconscious fat boy.
"Ow what the hell?" Daniel said.
Owen moaned in glee.
"I cant move." Vince complained.
"Ew!" Ginger exclaimed, struggling to get up. "Who's touching my boob!"
"Mine too!" Yuki screamed.
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Confessional:
Cody. *staring down at his hands.* "I got to feel two breast's, from two different women, at the same time." *he squeals excitedly like a little girl.* "Not on purpose mind you I was trapped under all those people and couldn't move... *sigh* best five hours ever."
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"You people are the most boring people I've ever met." Chris said with disdain overlooking Purple team.
"Kind of hard to do anything entertaining when WE'RE LOCKED UP LIKE ANIMALS!" Leshawna snapped.
"Excuses, excuses." Chris replied.
"You're dense," Walter said.
"I know you are but what am I?" Chris chanted.
"An idiot." Monique said.
"I know you are but what..."
"Say that again I will break your face!" Leshawna snapped.
Chris quickly shut up and protected his precious face, forgetting she was still chained up there for harmless.
"Pretty sure threatening the host isn't the brightest idea." Sid said.
"Yeah, I know but I kind of don't care at the moment." Leshawna said.
"Oh I know!" Bianca exclaimed. "We could talk to each other like dignified adults, you know, since there's been a hole in this team caused by such disturbances like Jessica and Richard. We could talk about our problems one on one and clear up any misgivings we have about each other."
The team thought about it for a moment and answered in unison "Nah,"
"That's what I thought." Bianca said down heartedly.
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Brown team was just as boring.
"I'll give you have the money when I win if you unchain me from these people." Oswald said.
Chef thought about it for a moment and then said. "Nah, I doubt it."
"What? You think I'll skimp you?" Oswald asked.
"No, I doubt you'll win." Chef said.
Oswald scowled as Eva laughed in the background.
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Meanwhile...
The raccoon's house party was a huge success. The remaining animals on the island were partying it out, drinking and playing party games, like beer pong and kings cup.
Donna the bear was in the middle of a keg stand while Ricky and Elliot teamed up against the Sasquahanakwa's in beer pong. While other critters played heavy metal on Chris's stereo system.
Moe was watching this from his vantage point atop the fridge. Austin walked up to him holding a red solo cup between is two tiny hands.
"Dude the party is in full swing." Austin said to Moe.
"It is a tiny victory in the war against the humans." Moe said. "But tomorrow is another day and the pressures of war will soon hit our soldiers. It's nice to see them have a day of relaxation before such an event happens."
"Dude, how much have you had to drink?" Austin asked.
"How much is in a twelve pack?" Moe asked.
"Yeah you need to settle down." Austin said as he took Moe's drink away from him.
While the music shook the walls of the house and the clatter of expensive Ming vases crashing against the hardwood echoed down the hall, something slept in Chris's house. Something that was sleeping soundly despite the racket, but now it was getting hard to ignore.
The creature awoke when Donna got drunk and broke the dining room table while getting into a debate with one of the Sasquahanakwa.
Austin hopped down from the fridge and scurried over to the rumble. Both bear and legendary island beast were being held back by other Sasquahanakwa's. "Whoa, guys what's the problem?" Austin said.
Donna let out a series of growls.
"But Donna. Your mother was a bear." Austin said.
The shadowy creature crept down the stairs silently searching for the source of the ruckus. When it reached the light at the bottom of the stairs it was revealed to be a small pink fluffy cat. The cat mewed and looked around the room in confusion.
Eliot was drinking from a red solo cup when he spotted the cat. He did a spit take covering Ricky with his drink and stared at the cat with mouth a gap.
"Wh0 15 th4t \/1510n 0f b34uty?" Eliot said with heart filling his eyes.
"¿Que?" Ricky said. "No te entiendo."
"None of us understand him." Moe said.
"¿Tu me entiendes?" Ricky asked in surprise.
"No I'm just that drunk." Moe said.
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At Blue Team...
Keith rested on his knee's his and his hands were together (which annoyed the people he was handcuffed to) he sat there in prayed.
"Oh lord please, please bring my sweet poor Lopez back to me." Keith said. "I promise I will never sneak him under women's skirts to let him have a peek at the forbidden flesh again. Just please reunite me with my friend."
"There's bargaining." Gerome said.
"Uh, dude, I don't think anything's going to happening." Pete told Keith.
Keith sat there for a few moments quietly before he burst into tears. "Oh, god Lopez! Why?"
"And depression." Ezekiel said.
"At least it gets better from here." Sierra said.
"Take me instead!" Keith burst out.
"We can only hope to be so lucky." Ezekiel said.
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Yellow team... was not doing well.
"Talk about Justin Beiber one more time!" Alice said. She was being held back by Will and Mitch.
"But he's so hot!" Laura said.
Alice lurched and almost broke free from the two boys grip. Lindsay and Laura recoiled.
"Stop saying that." Mitch said. "You're just pissing everybody off even more."
"Sir beiber is a twat and should be boiled in oil." Will said.
"He's a fukkin' midget!" Dakota said.
"He's a dick wad." Dawn said.
Everyone was surprised by her comment.
"What I say?" Dawn asked.
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Confessional:
Dawn: "I can swear, I do it sometimes. Just not always. Only when it's acceptable."
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Black was not doing so well. They were still trying to figure out something entertaining to do, Izzy sat with her arms crossed and pouting because everyone kept turning her ideas for being dangerous and fatal, they didn't want to win that way.
"Anyone know any good anecdotes?" Bridgette asked. She was curled up next to Geoff.
"Why?" Sven asked.
"For the challenge." Sam said.
"We're still doing that?" Sven asked.
"I vote we kick the lazy kid's ass." Crystal said.
"Second!" Jimmy said.
"No, no violence." Julie said. "If Izzy isn't aloud to do so neither are you."
"Whatever you say Thunder Bolt." Frank said.
Julie stared at him dead in the eye. "The F*** you just call me?"
"You heard me." Frank said with a smug grin.
Frank didn't grin for long, the second those words escaped his mouth a large brown boot struck him square in the jaw. He fell back on top of Jimmy. Julie thrashed at him as best she could. Sam held her back while Sven just watched without giving a damn.
"Guy's cool it you're going to hurt someone!" Bridgette said.
"That's the point!" Julie remarked as she started kicking. She managed to kick Sven with her bare foot.
"You see!" Christopher said. "This is what happens when you don't read scripture."
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Purple team was being peer pressured by Chris.
"C'mon one of you say the N word!" Chris said.
"Not happening!"Reginald said.
"Listen the challenge ends in a half hour anyways and you haven't done a damn thing." Chris said. "Seriously, if you don't do anything you'll end up having to eliminate another one of your members."
"Oh no!" Bianca said. "But were all besties!"
"No we're not." Leshawna said. "We're friendly acquaintances at best. Like when you work in an office building and you have to tolerate your co-workers. You don't hate them but you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party."
"There's probably a better way to put that but i like how you said it." Monique said.
"God, so chatty." Chris said. "That's all you guys do every season, day in and day out, chat idlely. It bores the hell out of me."
"If you hate us so much why do you keep doing this show?" Harold asked.
"Because the check is fat." Chris said and chuckled. "That and I love messing with you guys, so it kind of balances itself out."
"You're a messed up man." Joe said.
"Shut up!" Chris said. Joe jumped at Chris's yelling and curled up into a ball of fear. Chris proceeded to laugh while Joe shook in fear. He wiped a tear from his eye. "Comedy gold right there."
Suddenly the air was filled with the sound of a loud buzzing.
"Oh, looks like times up." Chris said.
"You said we had a half hour." Monique said.
"I lied," Chris said. "I had no clue how much time we had left. Heck I just guessed, it could have been a few hours as far as I was aware." Then he crossed he arms and sneered. "It sure felt like it was going to be, hanging out with you bores."
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Once the buzzer sounded the hand cuffs were removed from the contestant's wrists and they left the cabins to get some much needed breathing room. Everyone stretched their limbs and popped their backs, enjoying their regained personal space.
Keith of Blue team dropped down to his knees. "Thank you Jesus!" he cried out into the night sky. "i must find Lopez!" with that he scampered off into the mess hall.
His team watched him as he charged off, thankful for his absence.
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Confessional:
Ezekiel. "At least Lopez is just gone for the afternoon so the stages went by pretty quick. Imagine what would happen if it went on for longer."
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Chris stood there watching as the campers enjoyed the fresh night air. Scruffy came up to him with a piece of paper. Chris took the paper and tried to get everyone's attention.
"Hey, Hey!" Chris exclaimed. "I know you guys are happy you get to be free for a few more hours but i got the results of the challenge."
The contestants stood in silence, awaiting the results.
"In first place... we don't give a damn who won so I'll just tell you who it wasn't. The team that's going to be one member lighter is...
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The members of Orange team groaned.
"I know I'm disappointed too." Chris said. "I was expecting Purple team, but they managed to slip by just barely. But anyways if Orange team will just follow me we can get this over with."
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Orange team sat around the bon fire watching as the flames danced. Ginger and Elisa looked embarrassed with their arms crossing their chest. Chris received the voting results from Eli who was still in a bad mood.
Eli left and Chris picked up one of the immunity totems from the tray.
"Okay the results are here, if you receive a totem, yadda, yadda, yadda, Blah, blah, blah never return... got it? Yeah you do you guys have been here often enough."
"just throw them already!" Vince cried.
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Only one totem remained. Owen and Ginger were the only ones left.
"Owen and Ginger, Ginger and Owen. You goofed." Chris said mockingly. "Ginger, your team voted for you because... you're a bitch."
Ginger scowled at Chris.
"and Owen... Owen stop that!" Owen was giving Chris the puppy dog eyes. "no, bad Owen. Anyway the nights getting short and my house got raided raccoons so let's wrap this off. The last totem goes to...
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"Ginger!" Chris exclaimed.
"Yes!" Ginger exclaimed and jumped up. "Hell yeah bitches! You ain't getting rid of me that easy." She strolled over to Chris and swiped the totem.
"Sorry Owen but you got to go." Chris said.
Owen sighed sadly.
"Please go pack," Chris said. "I have to give my cat a rabies shot."
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Owen grabbed his stuff from the cabin and walked down the dock of shame where the boat of loser's awaited him. With a little difficulty Owen climbed into the boat, once he was in the boat took off taking him away from the island forever... at least for now.
Chris stood on the dock smiling at the cameras. "Bye, bye Owen, you will probably be missed. That's all for now, come back next time for more drama, more excitement and more...
BIG
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ISLAND!
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(Votes)
Cody: Ginger
Owen: Ginger
Yuki: Ginger
Daniel: Owen
Elisa: Owen
Vic: Ginger
Leon: Owen
Ginger: Owen
Quincy: Owen
Vince: Owen
(Results)
Owen: 6
Ginger: 4
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(Teams)
Red: Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, Lightning.
Blue: Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith, DJ, Zoey.
Green: Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, RJ, Emerald, Natasha, Tommy.
Yellow: Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, Alice.
White: Gwen, Courtney, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, Carlos, Adam.
Black: Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, Sam.
Orange: Cody, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Vic, Leon, Ginger, Quincy, Vince.
Pink: Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, Flora.
Gray: Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Bill, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory, B, Mike.
Brown: Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, Dia, Isa.
Purple: Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Sid, Bianca, Monique.
(Employees)
Alan, Scruffy, Bennett, Haken, Jake, Vanessa, Alyx, Eli, Arthur.
Animals: the raccoons: Moe, Ricky, Austin, and Elliot. Donna the bear. Larry the lobster. Monty the python. Mr. Clucks the chicken. Jr. the spider. Snuggles the Bat And Zeppo the skunk.
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(Idols)
(Active)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus an extra vote. (20 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (11 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: change someone's vote.
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(Eliminated)
Staci, Jeff, Lewis, Anne Maria, Carrie, Lazlo, Billie, Jessica, Bud, Ashton, Dean, Richard, Jason, Owen
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Currently reading: Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Filler, filler, filler. This episode was filler.
This is a challenge I've wanted to do for a while. I will admit I've seen a challenge like this done on FanFiction before (I would give credit but I don't remember their name) but that was over six years ago so I'm sure no one remembers it or even cares.
I originally wanted Jason to be voted off in this one, he was eliminated for setting off a 'fart bomb' but I decided instead to eliminate him in the last one. Then I was going to have Ginger eliminated but then I settled for Owen.
Keep an open mind when reading this chapter the characters are trying to get top, do keep in mind they're basically trying to get better ratings (also I ran out of ideas and I wanted them to mess with Eli mostly). Think of the episode of 21 Jump Street where the new guy on the force has to work for a fascist, racist radio show, the radio boss himself was black, and he loved his job. They weren't doing it to get their political views out; they were trying to earn their keep. Sorry I have to explain my reasons for this but just think how messed up our society is. The new three stooge's movie had to show how they did half their tricks right before the ending credits. The moral of this story is humans are whiney and now I have to return to my old habit of writing a long ass authors note. Thank you very much! Also you have no idea what race I am beyond I like to claim I'm part Italian which for all you know is a lie. But if you want a hint to my race, my father was born in Detroit. Good luck.
Sorry for the long note, it's been a while. Hopefully this will be the last one for a while. Thanks for reading with love.
Justagamer1
