Warning: this chapter rated T for language

Rancis was sitting in the castle media room playing a video game, but he was stuck on a level.

"Come on, no no no no, Damn, died again" said Rancis as he threw his controller on the ground frustrated

His wife Vanellope came in

"Maybe you just need a break" said Vanellope

"Yeah, i just need a break is all" said Rancis

"Like some cake?" asked Vanellope

"Yeah, thanks honey" said Rancis

Rancis and Vanellope walked out of the media room, Rancis locked the door so no one could get in, but that didn't stop his 2 kids from getting in

"I don't think we should be in here kevin, dad clearly stated-

"Dad's not here now is he? Relax, we're just going to help him get through this level so we don't have to see him be frustrated" said Kevin

Lucy looked at the game he was playing, Conkers bad fur day, it had an M rating on the cover.

"Kevin we're not old enough to play this, we're only 8" said Lucy

Kevin was looking at the controller to the console, it was the weirdest looking controller he's ever seen, he didn't know how to hold it. He grabbed candlehead's invention and placed it on the console

"We're going in? Why not just play it here?" asked Lucy

"I don't even know how to hold the controller, now come on" said Kevin

He turned the device on, grabbed lucy's arm and they got sucked into the game. The character Conker, who was a squirrel, was pushing sweet corn into something brown and liquidy

"Ew, what is that awful smell?" asked Lucy

"That is the stench of something about to happen" said Conker

Something started to rise out of the brown substance holding the sweet corn. It ate the sweet corn and looked at the 3. It started to sing in an opera voice

"I am the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my Shit at YOU! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little Twats?" sang the monster

"What's shit?" asked Lucy

"I don't know" said Kevin

The mighty poo threw a big wad of shit at lucy. Lucy smelled herself

"Is this-

"Yep, it's poop" said Conker

"Eww ew ew ew gross get it off of-

Another ball of shit was thrown at her which made her faint

"Never mind her, just throw toilet paper in it's mouth when it opens" said Conker

"Where am i supposed to get toilet paper?" asked Kevin

A few rolls appeared in his arms

The poo monster opened it's mouth to sing again and Conker and Kevin threw a few rolls into it's mouth which it immediately coughed up. Lucy had gotten up and threw some toilet paper at the monster. It started to sing again

"Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in. Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear, how do you think i keep this lovely grin?"

The poo monster smiled before returning to throw more shit at the group. The group ran to another position and threw toilet paper at the monster whenever it opened its mouth to sing a note. It threw a ball of shit at Kevin

"Ew gross yuck" said Kevin disgusted

"Join the club" said Lucy disgusted

the poo monster began to sing another verse

"Now i'm getting rather mad. You're like niggly tickly shitty little tag nuts. When i've knocked you out with all my bab i'm going to take your heads and ram them up my butt"

"Your butt?" asked Conker

"that's right my butt" sang the monster

"Ew" said Kevin

"My butt" sang the monster

"Gross" said Lucy

"My BUUUUTTTT" sang the monster

The monster started throwing more shit balls at the group, even faster than before

"Hey, you guys over here" shouted a small little animal

The group ran past the shit balls thrown at them and over some pits to reach the animal

"Use this to stop him" said the animal

He pointed to a toilet lever hanging from the ceiling. The group jumped up and pulled the lever down. A loud flushing sound was heard, the poo monster started spinning

"Oh you cursed kids and squirrel look what you've done, I'm Flushing! I'm Flushing! Oh what a world, what a world! Nooooo" shouted the poo monster as he was sucked down a toilet drain. Lucy and Kevin were kicked out of the game and landed in the media room in the castle, Rancis and Vanellope looking at them, obviously mad

"Hi mom, dad" said Lucy

"We're in trouble aren't we?" asked Kevin

They were grabbed by their parents

(somewhere else in the castle)

the kids were stripped naked and were being hosed down by castle guards with water and shampoo

"We're sorry" shouted Kevin

"My eyes i can't see" said Lucy

"Don't forget to scrub your hair and wash behind the ears, you kids stink bad" said Rancis angrily

"And if i ever hear you kids say any of the bad words you heard in that game you'll be grounded for a month" said Vanellope angrily

"We're sorry" said the 2 kids

The guards stopped spraying them once they were thoroughly washed and clean. The kids were handed towels and clean clothes

"Now go to your rooms, rest, and no tv, you're both grounded until i think you've learned your lesson" said Vanellope

"What?!" Shouted the 2

"But-

"No buts, get dressed and go to your rooms, you're grounded until i say so" said Vanellope

they sighed

"Yes mom" said the 2 sadly

they walked away to change

"I hate you kevin" said Lucy

"I hate you sometimes Lucy" said Kevin

"Hate doing this but i have to be a mother and do what's right" said Vanellope

"That's what they get for going into an M rated game. Could've been worse" said Rancis

"How?" asked Vanellope

"Remember when you were their age and you went into that terminator game against Ralph's wishes and he grounded you?" asked Rancis

"Don't you dare bring that up with the kids" said Vanellope

Next game: Cool World part 1