''Imagine your OTP arguing over whether or not cereal is a soup.''
Me: *Challenge accepted*
(Btw! Just IMAGINE cereal was a thing back then)
Po yawned and looked up, his eyes tiredly examining his room. He noticed that he had woken up earlier than usual, as he saw that the sun hasn´t raised yet. He sighed, before turning over and trying to sleep again. He tossed and turned, until he gave out a low growl.
''This is impossible!'' He exclaimed to himself, before shifting up from bed. He let out another yawn, but this one made him shiver and start stretching. ''Better go make breakfast!'' He excitedly told himself, before sneaking off into the kitchen. His eyes lingered around, searching for something to eat. He decided it would be best to finish up the leftovers of the day before.
''Good morning?'' came a sudden greeting, startling the panda as he was heating up his food. He looked over to the entrance of the kitchen, then locked eyes with ones he knew far too well.
''Tigress! You scared me!'' the panda sighed out in relief, making the tigress grin.
''Oh really? Since when was the great dragon warrior afraid of me?'' She asked, her grin never leaving her face. Po only smiled, before turning back to the leftover soup that was cooking.
''Since you started appearing out of nowhere!'' He defended, taking out a bowl to pour himself a delicious meal. He looked over his shoulder and eyed the tigress. ''Want some?''
''No thanks. Ill just eat some cereal.'' She simply answered, walking over next to him. Before he could manage to pour some soup into the bowl, she grabbed it with a small ''But i would like to have this bowl''
Po rolled his eyes, then took out another bowl to himself. He poured himself the soup, then walked over to the table to sit down and enjoy the food. Soon, he was accompanied by Tigress as she sat in front of him.
They ate in silence, never bothering to speak or look at each other, until a thought came across Po´s head. ''Hey, isn´t cereal some type of soup?'' He suddenly asked, making the feline in front of him raise an eyebrow.
''Po, cereal isn´t anywhere near being a soup'' She answered, making the Panda also raise an eyebrow.
''But they´re both accompanied by some sort of liquid, they both have all sorts of flavors and they both taste delicious!'' He argued, making the Tiger think of what he said.
''True, but soups are made out of water, its usually a heavier kind of meal and its filled with all kinds of flavors.''
The panda thought of what she said, before speaking up again. ''But, they still share a lot in common''
''They´re still not related.''
''YES, they, are! If we compare them right now we will see that they are NEARLY the same!''
''Po, you know thats like you saying apples and oranges are the same. THEY´RE NOT''
''Well they both grow on trees, they both have some sort of round shape a— Hey! You´re not changing the subject right now!'' The feline groaned, face-pawing herself with disbelief.
''And I can´t believe we´re having the same argument over again! last time it was about trees and bushes, and now about cereal and soup! What next? Chairs and Tables?''
''Yeah, i have been thinking about that. Don´t you think that the bed is just a more larger and cozier chair?'' Po was about to continue, until they both heard the morning gong.
''Thank god!'' Tigress said, before standing up. 'Hopefully Shifu won´t give us a day off! He won´t stop talking nonsense!' She thought to herself, as she and Po walked out of the Kitchen to greet their master. He looked over at them before speaking.
''Master Tigress and the dragon warrior. I see you two have woken up before us. And I have excellent news for the both of you! Well mostly the Dragon warrior..'' This made Tigress worry, and she knew what the master was going to say.
She groaned as her shoulders lumped down. ''Let me guess. You´re going to give us a day off?'' She asked, her voice coming out rather calm and even a hint of fear in it.
''Why yes of course! You two have been doing great with training so I grant you two a day off.'' He answered, making the feline slump down even more. She could hear Po´s small Victory cheer, and suddenly she felt dizzy.
''May i ask you why you suddenly look so pale?'' The master asked, raising on of his bushy eyebrows at her.
''Oh master, if only you knew how much torture you´re going to put me trough..''
