(This chapter is 100% not accurate to kung fu panda, yet its still about kung fu panda. This is kind of OOC, sooo sorry about that. the idea came to me from an event that had happened yesterday. When I, who ususally only speak about animated movies, started speaking about the batman movies, making my friends gasp and be like ''OMG! SHES TURNING INTO US!'' ((Yes, I iz a she))

hope you enjoy :D )

The day had started like any other. The students waking up right after the gong and greeting their master, eating breakfast in the kitchen, walking to the training hall to spare against each other and then tiredly making they're way to the kitchen to have some food before falling asleep.

As usual, their dinner was a bowl of noodles and some sweet dumplings on the side, and of course it was made by the one, and only, Dragon Warrior. Po. The fat Panda… Umm.. The guy who still can´t walk up the stairs to the jade palace in less than 20 minutes… (Yeah, I dunno.)

Po had gladly accepted the fact that he was their chef, enjoying the compliments he got whenever he had finished making his famous noodle soup or his sweet honey dumplings.

''Oh man! This soup gets better every time!'' Mantis said after taking the first sip, and before anyone knew it, their bowls were half empty (or half full, *Get da reference?*) They all begun talking to each other, referring to what had happened today, yesterday and what will happen tomorrow.

But there was something that was bothering the Tiger master, as she was staring down at her soup all this time. The others didn´t notice it, until she looked up at them. Her mind was fighting against her heart, telling her not to say anything, but her curiosity didn´t want to leave that topic alone. Not in a million years.

''Why can soups be both sweet and sour?''

The sudden question made the other masters stop in mid sentence, their eyes nearly turning into bowls. That question, they had heard it before. They truly had. Long ago, maybe a few days after they were formed into the furious five. Well, Po hadn´t heard the question, but it still made him stop from eating his soup.

There was an awkward silence, everyone slowly turning their heads to look around the room.

''Um.. Who said that?'' Crane broke the silence, looking around to see if anyone they didn´t know had entered the room. Unfortunately, there was no one.

''Crane, I´m sitting right in front of you.'' Tigress said, this time her voice showing both anger and annoyance. The others were still silent, but they all had their eyes on the tiger in front of them. ''What? Is it not illegal to ask?''

''You just asked us a question. Thats non related to kung fu. HOW DO YOU THINK WE WOULD REACT?'' Po screeched and stood up, flipping the table in progress. ''IS THIS EVEN REAL? AM I DREAMING?'' He flipped his arms in the air, dramatically. Speaking of dramatic—

The other master soon did the same, all of them flipping around and screaming. Monkey had even managed to break a leg from his chair, and he started to slam it against the table. The chaos had stopped when they heard someone fake cough at the entrance.

''May i ask what is happening here?'' Master Shifu asked, looking around the room with a brow raised. The over dramatic started talking at once, a voice raising over the other.

Shifu noted that the only one who hadn´t bothered to say anything was Tigress. And she looked annoyed. Like, really annoyed. ''Alright, alright… THATS ENOUGH!'' The elder master shouted at them, and the room went silent again.

'' Now can someone explain what happened? Only one speaks.'' They all looked at each other, until Po decided to speak up.

''Master! You won´t believe it! Tigress, just, asked, us, a question!'' He exhaled deeply, then started to catch his breath. Meantime Shifu was overall confused.

''And you decided to make such a mess because of a normal questi—''

''That wasn´t related to kung fu!'' The old master let out a gasp, his eyes looking over at the tiger, then to the rest of the gang.

''Is this true?'' They all nodded, and Tigress groaned. ''What was the question about?''

''Soup!'' Viper chimed in after being completely mesmerized. ''How soup can be both sweet and sour.''

''Tigress, i think its time for me teach you about whats beyond life'' Gasps were made all over the room, and Tigress nearly broke the table in front of her.

''NO! NOPE! NU UH! NOOO!'' She yelled, before sprinting to the exit of the room on all four. When she was about to leave, two fairly large furry arms had quickly engulfed her back into the room, making her land in-between Po´s arms. She struggled to get free, but the dragon warrior only tightened his grip more.

''Don´t worry, you´ll learn a lot of useful stuff!'' He exclaimed, making the others chuckle. they all brought up their chairs from the floor, except for Monkey, who had to sit on the floor with his head poking up, because he and Tigress broke their chairs.

As for Tigress, she had to awkwardly, yet comfortably, sit in between his hands which were still holding her. Master Shifu wasn´t really enjoying that, but he knew there was no there way.

He cleared his throat, before starting on his story.

- 2 surprisingly comfortable hours later -

''And thats how sound can be both sweet and sour.'' Master Shifu finished. There were a few sniffles and sobs coming from the five, and Tigress was breathing heavily from where she was sitting.

''Oh come on, Ti! It wasn´t so bad!'' Po said, releasing her from his grasp. Surprisingly, the tiger master was still there. The others saw an unusual smile form on her lips as she seated her self more comfortably against his back, her tail wrapping it self around his left arm playfully. Po raised an eyebrow at her sudden movement, but didn´t question it. He was rather enjoying it.

''You´re right! Now I wanna learn how to bake a cake!'' There were a few more gasps, but soon cheers erupted. She was becoming one of them. Finally, after 20 year.

''That can wait, right now Im more concerned if you´re feeling okey. Maybe I should teach you about the birds and bees instead.'' Shifu said, smirking whilst eyeing the Tiger and the panda. They both gulped,blushing furiously, before quickly parting away from each other and running out of the room. Both of them shouted the same thing as they ran back to their rooms.

''NEVEEEEER!''

The other master in the kitchen couldn´t help but laugh.

(yeah, OOC.. Sorry XD )