Are cannibalistic fetishes incest?
Kaoru wakes up to find Hikaru deep throating his arm, yet sadly this was not the first time.
"Did you have that vore dream again?"
Hikaru blinked at him, "Yeah sure let's go with that." He said, making no attempt to spit out his brother's arm that was now engulfed to the elbow.
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President Mori 2K16
Honey: Good news everyone! Takashi is running for president
Tamaki: But I'm already the host club president!
Honey: Not for the club silly, for the country! His campaign slogan is already a big hit!
Honey holds up a red and blue poster with Mori's face on it. Below it simply says "Yeah." A cheering crowd gathers outside the window.
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Confusion
The twins stood on opposite ends of the club room, knees bent, arms out, and fingers pointed as straight as their sexuality.
Tamaki: Just what are these jokers doing now?
The twins ignored him and began to waddle closer together, both chanting the iconic phrase:
"FUUUUUUUUU…..
"SIIIIOOOOOON…..
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
There was a flash of light and a gust of wind from an unknown location. Standing in the place of the twins was a single being that looked….well exactly the same, but with downward swept bangs and was close to 9 feet tall. They had done it. Together they formed the Mega-twin.
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We all have that one friend
"So this is a character of my own design~" said Renge holding up a drawing of a poorly scribbled anime boy and shoving it in the face of an unwilling Haruhi.
"His name is Haruno Darkwind and he is exactly 6 feet 11 inches tall, he has long dark hair with blue streaks and his eyes are a beautiful shade of blue-green but his left eye is completely gold! He's a loner in his high school despite being on the basketball team, swim team, track team, as well as theatre arts and dance club and in his free time he donates to charities and finds homes for stray kittens but also MURDERS PEOPLE WHO GET IN HIS WAY! He has a dark past and a rough childhood and he even ran away from home once and joined a magic gang which is how he got his powers of teleportation and flight, but eventually he realizes the true meaning of friendship and moral integrity and he stops all the bad guys! I'm even working on a character au where he finds a magical crystal that turns him into a pony/crystal gem hybrid where he has to save the world from a darkness that's bent on destroying everything! But with his magical gun-sword-shuriken-laser he'll be able to battle it off just before he dies in the hands of his loved one! But of course that's just one au idea I've got tooons more, in one story he…."
Haruhi felt her soul slowly slip from her body begging for the sweet release of death.
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Muryokuna Shoujo Morinozuka-kun
Mori was walking down the street on his way to meet up at Honey's house when a girl he recognized from the host club ran up to him.
"Oh my God! Mori-senpai it's you!" screeched the girl.
Here we go… thought the senior, believing the girl to be one of his fans and eager to talk to him outside club hours. The girl began speaking loudly and quickly while flailing her arms, and Mori decided it was too early for this. He quickly blocked out most of the girl's rant and reached into the messenger bag he was carrying while the girl rattled on.
"…and the entire building caught FIRE! We got my cousin out but we need someone strong to lift the door to grab the dog who's still trapped inside, and the fire department won't be here for another ten minutes, so when I saw you I knew I HAD to-"
Mori silenced the girl by giving her a piece of paper.
On it was written "Stay in school beautiful ;) " with his signature at the bottom. Mori turned and walked away, leaving the girl very confused.
I know this chapter is shorter than usual, I'll get to writing more but it might take a while because college is a thing. Yes I am an adult in college with nothing better to do with my time than to write shitty parody fanfiction. My Friday nights are awesome. If any of you guys have any silly suggestions for a drabble I'd love to hear them, if not then enjoy the stories anyway. I'll continue to upload more, whenever I get around to it.
Edit: Added another drabble to this one, any new drabbles may take awhile since my computer fried and I lost everything on it, including more writing ideas. But hey, if you're enjoying this train wreck don't be afraid to leave a comment telling me what you think!
