Haha I'm loving this chapter! Pure Tiva. I think used to take some advice in in this but it may be crap so beware. Ohh and I hope you go follow my Insta ncis_ziva_ninja? Anyway please review they make my day!
Disclaimer Yeah i kidnapped NCIS they're all tied up in my closet! No seriously tho! If I owned them Ziva wouldn't have left and Jenny would be alive oh and I wouldn't need to write this because Tiva would be married with about fifty tiny ninjas.
Tony woke to the sound of babies crying. Beside him he saw Ziva get out of bed wearing absolutely nothing. He smiled looking over her amazing body. The beautiful hips, the swish of their hair on her shoulders and the perfectly rounded thighs. The only thing that spoiled it was the faded bruises and scars all over her body.
I would have killed the bastarf he thought to himself as he watched Ziva scooping the twins up, one in each arm and getting back into bed with them snuggled against her breasts.
As they beagle to suckle and Ziva seeing he was awake smiled at him. He felt his heart light up. That smile it was the first true smile he had seen in a long time.
He lay watching her as she got the twins feeding off her. He loved watching them. They looked like mini versions of their mom.
Tony voiced his thought "I'm glad they look like you and not him." He couldn't even bring himself to say his name.
Ziva gave him that smile again "I'm glad too. It would be awful to see him every time I looked at them."
Tony gave her his killer grin. "And they look like the most beautiful person I know." He inwardly cursed himself. That had to be even more cringy than one of his pickup lines. Mind you his pickup lines normally worked.
But to Tony's surprise Ziva was blushing. When was the last time she had blushed? Ziva didn't blush -she took flirting in her stride.
He inwardly wondered how long it had been since a man wanted more from her than a bit of fun. Hair using her for his games not caring if he hurt her or not.
LIt was then that Tony swore to make her his girl and never let anyone hurt her eve again. He wanted her to move back to Washington with him. He knew this might present some problems. Ziva had a life in Israel now.
Pushing those thoughts out of his mind he decided to focus on the present. Suddenly he had an idea "Do you wanna play some pranks?"
Zivas eyes sparkled as the twins finished feeding "What sort of pranks?"
Tony gave her a knowing look and her heart leapt. "Why don't we find out."
"Tony" Ziva giggled as they crept across the room. "We cannot shave McGees eyebrows off."
Tony rolled his eyes. "Why can't we Ziva. It's not like he would care. It's the boss we have to watch out for."
Ziva pondered this for a moment before sighing "Fine but you will do the actual shaving."
Tony smiled "Of course I will Ziva. Anything for you."
Ziva looked unsure as Tony handed her a bottle of green dye. "Here pour this into his shampoo."
Seeing that Ziva was unsure Tony gave her a look "Ziva just imagine McGee coming down to breakfast with no eye brows and green hair."
Ziva giggled "That would be pretty funny."
Seeing Zivas mind was made up Tony gestured for her to go into McGees ensure while he shaved his eyebrows.
Tony had wondered if McGee would wake up while he shaved his eyebrows but all he did was roll I've and mutter "five more moments mom."
Chuckling to himself Tony finished the eyebrows and watched Ziva come out of the ensure and give him a thumbs up before sneaking out of the room.
Catching sight of McGees face he couldn't help but feel satisfied. Mc Gee had no eyebrows and his face looked distorted without them. Tony couldn't wait to see the others reaction.
Tony crept out of the bedroom and found Ziva waiting for him. Both of them exchanged looks and put their hands over their mouths trying to stifle their laughter. As soon as they got into the bedroom Tony slammed the door behind them and they collapsed in a fit of giggles.
Everyone was sitting at try kitchen table eating their breakfast. Well everyone except McGee. Gibbs was getting annoyed because he hadn't come down yet. "DiNozzo where the hell is McGee."Tony and Ziva exchanged looks. Tony had to bite his tongue to stop laughing out loud. All of a sudden they heard footsteps on the stairs and a moment later McGee entered the kitchen.
Yes it's short and yes I'm late updating but I got the new Harry Potter book and life sorta took a back seat. Oh and Spoiler alert: I've finished the book and Bellatrix and Voldemort had a child! Omg! Anyway enjoy and if I don't update for awhile I'm not dead!
