Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I sis many of the couples would be gay and Sakura would be dead.

Chapter 5: Travelling chaos and Arrival at Konaha.

Three weeks pasted before the village was ready to leave. The head of T.A.I.L.S arrived at nine am. Three days before they were due to eave he had quickly packed up his belongings and was stationed at Touran-san's side most of the time. As they left Touran had to restrain Temari from attacking Sakura again.

"For the Last time! I AM NOT INTRESTED!" Shikamiru shouted at Sakura. "I don't want some low life whore touching me. Get lost!"

Sakura blinked in shocked before turning to Kiba.

"Wouldn't touch you with a ten mile barge." Kiba said as he wrapped his arms round Hinata's waist. Temari glared at sakura again before Shikamiru guided her towards the middle of the group.

The head of T.A.I.L.S glared at Sakura through his mask as she came closer to himself and Naruto.

"PINKY! PONY RIDE" Sorko cried jumping on her.

"No. It my turn." Kita cried out from beside one of the T.A.I.L.S guards.

"Is not"

"Is too."

"Is Not"

"too."

"Not."

"Too."

"Too."

"Not"

"I win! My turn." Sorko called happily.

"Papa! Sorko-Chan's been mean again."

"Behave Children." Touran said in a firm voice. "I will have Chi separate you."

"But Papa it's my turn to get a Piggy back ride first." Kita said pouting.

"But I won." Sorko called from where he was hanging from Sakura's neck.

"Sorko let Kita have a shot first. Chi can give you a lift till Kita gets tired." Touran said compromising between the two.

"Hai Papa." Sorko said sliding down to the ground.

Kita squealed before climbing up Sakura's back. Once she was settled on Sakura's back Touran glared at Sakura.

"Drop her and I will will you Haruno."

Sakura gulped but nodded and shifted her grip so it was tighter that she had it.

It took just over two weeks for them to reach Konaha. Shikamiru had sent word via Hawk to inform Tsunade that they had found help and they were bringing the whole village with them. Shikamiru noticed that Chi-san and Touran-san were both becoming very silent the closer they got to Konaha. Hinata helped with the meals while Sakura glared at Touran as he had placed a jujitsu on her when she tried to give him a blow job with his children in the room. Touran kept his distance form everyone half way through the travel he returned as he has never been gone.

As they reached the gate Shikamiru saw Tsunade waiting for them as was Kakashi and Sasuke.

"Tsunade-sama." Shikamiru said before Sakura screeched.

"SASUKE-KOI!"

"Touch me and you will die." Sasuke said in a mono-tonal voice while glaring at her. "I have told you before I have never nor will I ever liked you/ fancied you or go out with you so leave me alone."

"Haruno you are to report to me at zero nine hundred hours tomorrow. If you are late by one second you will be de ranked to genin level." Tsunade said coldly.

"H-Hai Hokage-sama." She said gulping before leaving to her house.

"Now Kakashi, uchiha, Nara, Hyuga, Inuzuka please escort the villagers to the accommodation we have prepared for them. Kaga-sama if you'll accompany me to the tower with your appointed body guard."

"Hai Hokage-sama. Hyuga-san can you look after Ki-chan and Sor-kun till I get back please?"

"Of course Touran-sama. Kita-san, Sorko-san is this okay with you."

"Hai oba-san."

Touran and Chi followed Tsunade to the Hokage tower Touran had Chi positioned at his right hand side as he sat down.

"I appreciate you coming to help us. Had I known something like this was going to happen I'd have put in a reserve."

"The future is never clear."

"So true. Since my boy let everything has gone wrong. He was the only reason I stayed. Anyway enough blabbing. I propose that both our ninjas work in pairs. One from each village in a pair."

"I agree. However I would like Uchiha-san to work with Chi here."

"WHAT! Are you trying to get me killed!" Chi asked turning his head to his leader.

"Chi, I know you have problems but they must be dealt with. If he is to forgive then he need to know the truth. Now, most of my people are farmers and marketing people. They can and will hep your retail people out while our nins learn form each other. I also believe we can learn from each other." Touran said.

"I agree. Now our elders would like to meet you but only if you are comfortable with it." Tsunade said as Chi began to growl.

"He will not be meeting with those pig headed bastards." Chi spat through his teeth.

"Chi, need I remind you who is in charge?" Touran said in a teasing voice.

"N...No Touran-sama." Chi said hanging his head.

"Chi is right. I do not want to meet with the elders for my own reason. Now I would like to speak with you alone without any of our body guards present."

"Very well. Nano leave us."

"Hai Hime-sama."

"Chi."

"I will go check on the kids."

Once the guards were gone Touran placed security jujitsu up.

"Now, what I am going to reveal to you must not be found out by any one. Not even your husband." Touran said.

"Hai. I understand."

"My full name is Nakamize-uzimake Naruto. And it is good to see you again Baa-chan." Touran said watching Tsunades jaw drop.

A/N: Gomen minna. Two weddings and a funereal in the space of four months and then changes at work made things hectic. Mika-chan.