AgentMothman is now online.

NORMALHUMANZIM is now online.


AgentMothman: Nice. Very inconspicuous.

NORMALHUMANZIM: WHAT?

AgentMothman: Your username. It's very…normal.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I PICKED IT.

AgentMothman: Discovered the caps lock, I see. Awesome.

NORMALHUMANZIM: ARE YOU REFERRING TO MY TEXT? IT'S NICE IS IT NOT? ITS LIKE I'M THERE, YELLING AT YOU. EXCEPT I'M NOT.

AgentMothman: And thank bigfoot for small favors. Can you, maybe not? It's actually annoying as hell. And hard to read.

NORMALHUMANZIM: NO, I LIKE IT.

AgentMothman: Good for you.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I STILL FAIL TO SEE THE PURPOSE BEHIND ALL OF THIS.

AgentMothman: You can't see me sighing, but trust me, I am sighing very loudly and with lots of exasperation.

AgentMothman: The point of what?

NORMALHUMANZIM: OF THIS. THE 'SKYPE' AND THE 'TEXTING' AND 'EMAILS' AND OTHER PRIMITIVE METHODS OF COMMUNICATION. SURELY, THERE ARE BETTER WAYS.

AgentMothman: Sure. There probably is. But, this way I can talk to you and not have to hear you. Also, it's quick and we can actually speak for maybe more than a few minutes w/out getting into an argument. It allows us to, I guess, get used to each other…to being not enemies anymore? Without the danger of physical altercation. Because while, I trust myself not to beat you up every time I disagree with you, I don't trust you not to. And I don't trust myself to not respond violently.

NORMALHUMANZIM: RIGHT. WELL,

NORMALHUMANZIM: IT'S STILL STUPID. AND I CAN CONTROL MYSELF. I KEEP MY WORD.

AgentMothman: Uh huh. Seriously, ZIM, can you NOT with the caps. I'm going to have a conniption.

NORMALHUMANZIM: NO.

AgentMothman: ]:(

NORMALHUMANZIM: WHAT IS THAT

AgentMothman: What? This ]:( ? It's an emote. If you look to the side it shows me angry.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I DON'T LIKE IT.

AgentMothman: No? What about this?

AgentMothman: U n U

NORMALHUMANZIM: NO ITS WEIRD STOP

AgentMothman: :3c it's like a cat with a hand on it's chin.

NORMALHUMANZIM: DIB ITS UGLY AND WEIRD STOP IT

AgentMothman: Stop with the capslock then.

NORMALHUMANZIM: NO

AgentMothman: (;≧皿≦)

NORMALHUMANZIM: DIB IT MAKES NO SENSE WHAT

AgentMothman: (ಠ⌣ಠ)

NORMALHUMANZIM: DIB WHY WHAT IS IT EVEN AAAA

AgentMothman: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ This one is flipping a table.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE FINE JUST STOP

AgentMothman: No more caps=No more emotes. Deal?

NORMALHUMANZIM: Fine

AgentMothman: Good.

NORMALHUMANZIM: This is very boring

AgentMothman: Guess, we'll just have to talk about less stupid things then.

NORMALHUMANZIM: Yeah. Okay.


Notes:

I want to do better with updating this thing. It's just that school can get really hectic. I'm full time and hoo boy its something alright. So, this is short. But, I enjoyed writing it. Trust me that this story isn't dead and will probably never be dead until I finish it. Its always in the back of my mind.