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Agent Mothman: Dear Space Lizard, in case you haven't noticed, which I wouldn't put past you, you've been missing for three days. As is it is stated in revised edition # 23 of our formal truce, at midnight of the 3rd day of an absent party, the other party is allowed to visit and if necessary break into the other person's house.
AgentMothman: If you remember, this has happened at least 2 other times. We added the amendment because your house nearly killed me and almost voided our truce. Because you were marathoning old dictator documentaries and "didn't feel evil enough to go outside". It is now 10: 25 PM on the 3rd day of your absence. This is a prior warning so that when I break into your house to make sure you haven't been kidnapped or murdered and eaten by Gir, you don't get your uniform in a bunch.
AgentMothman: I'm giving you till 11: 45 PM to respond or I'm coming over.
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NORMALHUMANZIM: I am fine. I've been busy. Do not worry yourself into a nervous mess like usual.
AgentMothman: Oh shut up, I don't worry myself into anything.
NORMALHUMANZIM: You do. All the time. You overthink everything.
AgentMothman: Well SOMEONE has to think between the two of us.
NORMALHUMANZIM: That is extremely rude.
AgentMothman: You know what else is rude?
AgentMothman: Not hearing from someone for three days.
NORMALHUMANZIM: That isn't rude. I was busy.
AgentMothman: With what?
NORMALHUMANZIM: That is none of your business.
AgentMothman: Fine. Whatever. Just…remember our truce, you lizard.
NORMALHUMANZIM: Always, stink brain.
AgentMothman: ANYWAY. Are you busy with whatever rn?
NORMALHUMANZIM: No. I am quite free.
AgentMothman: I'm gonna come pick you up then.
NORMALHUMANZIM: For what?
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NORMALHUMANZIM: Now THAT is rude.
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