9/10/20

5:23 pm

Spaceboy: where are you?

Dib-Brain: On a case.

Spaceboy: WHAT

Dib-Brain: ON. A. CASE


5:24 pm

Spaceboy: WHY

Dib-Brain: What do you MEAN why? Because it's my job

Dib-Brain: Why?


5:25 pm

Dib-Brain: What? Are you mad at me for not telling you or something?


5:29 pm

Dib-Brain: oh my god.

Spaceboy: I AM NOT SHUT YOUR PATHETIC SPOT COVERED FACE YOU ABSOLUTE JERK

Dib-Brain: Rude.


5:30 pm

Spaceboy: what if you died while out there running around in the middle of nowhere! I would never know!

Dib-Brain: uh then my computer would automatically send a message to the Swollen Eyeballs and you and Dad.

Spaceboy: oh

Spaceboy: is the case worth your untimely death?

Dib-Brain: I'm not gonna die.

Dib-Brain: and it's a good case. Very interesting. Lots of eye witness accounts.


5:31 pm

Spaceboy: Is it the one with the howling?

Dib-Brain: No that was months ago.

Spaceboy: The pack of rabid dog bat things?

Dib-Brain: No, that was last week.

Spaceboy: Which one is it?

Dib-Brain: I haven't told you about this one.

Spaceboy: Why?

Dib-Brain:Because.

Spaceboy: why

Dib-Brain: Because I need to do this one on my own.

Spaceboy: oh ok


5:41 pm

Dib-Brain: are you mad at me now??


5:45 pm

Dib-Brain: Zim?


5:50 pm

Dib-Brain: Zim?


5:59 pm

Dib-Brain: Look, there's some stuff in this case that I didn't think you'd want to deal with.


6:03 pm

Dib-Brain: Zim? Answer me.


6:10 pm

Dib-Brain: For fucks sake.


6:12 pm

Spaceboy: How dare you think I'd put myself above the mission

Dib-Brain: Right.

Spaceboy: what on earth could it POSSIBLY be?

Dib-Brain: A ghost. A very loud, active ghost.

Spaceboy: sdhfsdfsdfj

Spaceboy: for the last time!

Spaceboy: I can handle ghosts!

Dib-Brain: I know. I know you can. I just...I don't know.


6:15 pm

Spaceboy: If you do not want me to get in the way of your stupid investigation you should have the guts to tell me instead of this pathetic charade

Dib-Brain: What?

Dib-Brain: What are you talking about?

Spaceboy: I know you dislike me being there.

Spaceboy: You think I'm weak.


6:16 pm

Dib-Brain: Zim

Spaceboy: You think I'm holding you back.

Spaceboy: Well, I don't need you!

Dib-Brain: ZIM

Spaceboy: You or your pathetic giant head and your stupid paranormal science nonsense!

Dib-Brain: ZIM!

Spaceboy: WHAT


6:17 pm

Dib-Brain: I don't think any of that, you jerk.

Dib-Brain: Maybe I did at first? I wasn't used to...working with anyone else. Especially someone who used to be my mortal enemy.

Dib-Brain: But, I actually...really appreciate your assistance on the cases. For crying out loud, you're my partner now! An official Swollen Eyeball sanctioned partnership. I filled out the forms, myself. Of course, I want you along.


6:18 pm

Spaceboy: Then...why?

Dib-Brain: I don't know! I just...everything about this case just...I knew it would bother you. I guess I was trying to spare you, or something else stupid like that. I'm sorry for not telling you.

Spaceboy: I'm

Spaceboy: NOT

Spaceboy: WEAK

Dib-Brain: I know you aren't. That's not what this is about, that's not what I think or mean.


6:19 pm

Spaceboy: I

Spaceboy: HATE

Spaceboy: YOU

Dib-Brain: Zim

Spaceboy: ASHFD Zim:DKSJAHLKDSNUHRFUDSACNSACNASUIENDSVSJHV43HE;;;

Spaceboy: FR4OIEFRHEROEFRS;

Spaceboy: LOHHC,.,pcsdfsfsdfffffffffs3ergrthrbgf

Spaceboy: hfgb;[nnnfgfvgdgfderf55eg5yhrtGFDFDHTE

Dib-Brain: Will you stop freaking out?

Spaceboy: no


6:20 pm

Spaceboy: where are you? You're all alone and you're going to get hurt or die and I'll kill you

Dib-Brain: I'm fine. But, I'll come get you and brief you.


6:22 pm

Dib-Brain: okay?

Spaceboy: FINE

Dib-Brain: Be there in like 10 minutes.