AgentMothman is now online.

AgentMothman: Hey are you there?

NORMALHUMANZIM is idle.

AgentMothman: Damn. I guess I'll just talk to myself.

AgentMothman: Not that I don't do that already.

AgentMothman: I just said that I would message you 'tomorrow'. And it is now 'tomorrow', so yeah

AgentMothman: I talked with my dad. Things are okay. He apologized for upsetting me. I apologized for yelling. We got lunch today and it was awkward but, nice. He explained a bit about my 'creation'. I'll have to fill you in sometime since it's pretty...weird? But, fascinating.

AgentMothman: He also hugged me.

AgentMothman: I kind of cried again?

AgentMothman: I think he did too?

AgentMothman: It was a mess.

AgentMothman: Also

AgentMothman: About yesterday

AgentMothman: When I frickin cried in my car like a baby and you...comforted me, I guess? Or you tried to. I get the feeling you've never done that before.

AgentMothman: So uh,

AgentMothman: Thanks?

NORMALHUMANZIM is now online.

NORMALHUMANZIM: You're welcome

AgentMothman: GDI Zim stop lurking and letting me just rant you jerk

NORMALHUMANZIM: Nah

AgentMothman: You suck. Like a lot.

NORMALHUMANZIM: You are better now?

AgentMothman: Yeah. I am.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I will now revert back to making fun of you and everything you do

AgentMothman: Gee, I sure look forward to that

NORMALHUMANZIM: Never cry again. I have never seen so much mucus in my life.

AgentMothman: Too late. I've already cried like four times today. Oh wait. Five. Your words sting. It's like a dam has been opened in me.

NORMALHUMANZIM: A mucus dam?

AgentMothman: Mucus AND tears.

NORMALHUMANZIM: Gross

AgentMothman: You're telling me? I'm holding a bucket under my face as we speak.

NORMALHUMANZIM: You are disgusting

AgentMothman: Not as much as you but, anyways

AgentMothman: Forgive me while I am the One Who Asks Uncomfortable and Unnecessary Questions

AgentMothman: Yesterday, when I called you my friend and then you called me it back...

AgentMothman: That was serious right? It wasn't just the same asinine bullshit we pull all the time?

AgentMothman: Because I know I was serious? That I consider you my friend. Or whatever kind of version of friendship we can have, what with one of us being an alien and also with a long history of literally trying to kill each other...

NORMALHUMANZIM: I was serious. Although I do not

AgentMothman: what?

NORMALHUMANZIM: I do not understand or...I have never

NORMALHUMANZIM: DONE friendship before. Invaders need no one.

NORMALHUMANZIM: As I am no longer an invader I suppose the point is moot

NORMALHUMANZIM: But even then Irkens do not have a great track record with friendship.

NORMALHUMANZIM: I have HAD people who have wished to be my 'friend' in the past

NORMALHUMANZIM: Both human and Irken alike. because I am amazing.

NORMALHUMANZIM: But my attitude was never one of reciprocity

NORMALHUMANZIM: Because as stated before, Invaders need no one. and also they all sucked and I hated them.

NORMALHUMANZIM: So my knowledge of friendship in whatever form, is quite uh, limited

AgentMothman: That's alright. So is mine, tbh.

AgentMothman: In fact, I actually feel pretty stupid rn? Because I also used to be like...

AgentMothman: 'hurr hurr I'm Dib and I don't need anyone because I'm a lone wolf and people just slow me down' as if I was some stupid action hero when really I was just a huge introvert who was afraid and confused by other humans?

AgentMothman: And tbh maybe I still am? But, you're not human. So, there's that

AgentMothman: I've never had friends either. People would sometimes try to talk to me but, I just... was never interested?

Agentmothman: I guess what I'm saying is that, don't wrry about being a bad friend or anything? Because I genuinely have no idea what that would entail. We've already been incredibly shitty to each other in the past ie baloneys and mooses and autopsy threats

NORMALHUMANZIM: Do not remind me of the baloneys

AgentMothman: Yeah that was awful

NORMALHUMANZIM: Well, good. Friendship secured.

AgentMothman: Lol sure, check that one off the list.

AgentMothman: Anyway, now that we're past that awkward conversation

AgentMothman: Are you busy with whatever incomprehensible thing you do when not being a pain the ass to me?

NORMALHUMANZIM: Merely trying to discover a cure for your giant head

AgentMothman: So that's a 'no' then?

NORMALHUMANZIM: You are correct. there is no cure. i've checked.

AgentMothman: I hate you. But, i've got a lead on a really weird sounding case if you wanna look at it?

NORMALHUMANZIM: Sure. But do not send it through this horrible program and make it make that terrible noise or I will kill you.

AgentMothman: [ITEM SENT]

NORMALHUMANZIM: Well, our friendship was nice while it lasted

AgentMothman: :)


Notes:

h oly fUCK guys, its over.

well, this section of the story is.

Two down. Two to go.

I really enjoyed this and lots has happend since I've started it.

I don't know when I'll get the next section started since I've still got to plan some stuff out but, hopefully it won't be too long.

Thanks for all the comments,kudos and support. They have motivated me in a way that nothing else has.