Deadpool Star Wars IV A New Ship
Chapter 3
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Drift219: Of course not. And of course: SURPRISE LIGHTSABER!
Deadpool: Of course, we'd get you a sex-bot. Duh. 1 and 2: Wait and see Wade. 3: Err...Can't do that Wade. Unfortunately we don't have it in the budget. MAYBE Rocket might make an appearance, or he might come later. Wait and see.
On the other side of the galaxy a black suited man in a mechanical and iconic suit walked through a space station. His breathing was terrifying as it was needed
He soon arrived into a prison cell where a woman with brown hair dressed in a white ankle length dress with slits up to her hips sat
"Princess Leia." The man spoke
"Darth Vader." Said woman answered
"You WILL reveal the location of the rebel base." He frowned
"I...I will NOT reveal the location of the rebel base!" Leia defied him
"I can continue this Princess. Reveal to me the location of the rebel base!" Vader ordered
Leia frowned, falling back and holding her throat
"Your will is strong Princess...Very well." Vader spoke with an unintended flourish of his cape and left her to her fate. "There are other ways to gain information." As he spoke a black floating orb with silver tools entered the room, making Leia panic.
"N... No... No!" She muttered, backing up into the corner of the cell and trying to get as far away from the orb as possible even as it got closer to her
Outside the cell Vader turned to one of the many Storm Troopers "Have there been any updates on the missing plans?"
"As of yet, Lord Vader, there has: we have one of our own tailing a potential pilot who might have the droid." the trooper responded
"Who?" Vader asked
"Agent 1227 is tailing them sir and the smuggler is not in our database, but reports show he is a blonde haired masculine man with good looks." The trooper answered
"... Why is that in our systems?" Vader glared
"Because that's all the reports from the denizens gave us; Sir!" The Trooper answered in worry
Vader frowned and began to Force Choke the Trooper
"M-My...Lord!" The trooper struggled for breath and was dead within seconds.
"Find those plans AND this smuggler, NOW!" Vader snarled and went to contact his master.
"Yes sir!" He nodded, running
*On the..."Pussy Wagon"...God why did Wade call it that?*
"So, how long have you been a crew together?" Luke asked
"Since Tatooine." Liara answered
"Since Hutta." Tali answered
"And... How long ago was that?" Luke asked
"This morning." The two said as one
"A crew for a day?" Luke doubletook in worry
"I assume that you can fly this properly." Ben spoke
"Don't worry, I've had practice." Wade answered
*Flashback*
"DEADPOOL!" A group of Kree warriors shouted in worry as Wade was flying one of their warships through the debris of one of their invasion fleets and an asteroid field.
*Present day*
"Ah...good times." Wade thought back happily.
He smiled, working the controls before the ship flew off at high speeds
"Whoa! Did we just go into hyperspace?" Luke asked
"Nope!" Wade laughed
"Not that I'm not complaining but CAN we get to Alderaan in one piece, please?" Ben asked
"Oh we'll be fine Benjy, now train Mr Heroes Journey over there how to be a Jedi." Wade waved off
"Hey, show some respect." Luke commented
"I WILL turn this ship around!" Wade warned them "Now learn how to slicey slice with Ben."
The two sighed, leaving
"You were a bit mean to them." Xara answered
"Oh come on baby, you'll come to love me." Wade laughed with a smile
"I am not an infant. Nor am I capable of love or conceiving." Xara answered
"... Baby is slang for girls. And I'm sure you'll love it." Wade smiled
"I will have to update my vocabulary then." Xara answered
*In another space ship*
"Report soldier." a Storm Trooper officer spoke
"I'm in pursuit Sir. Targets are in sight." The female Storm Trooper responded
"Very good. And we've also the Empire have assigned an agent to accompany you on this mission." the officer spoke
"With all due respect Sir, I am capable on bringing back the droids and the people who've acquired them." She responded
"If it was up to me you'd be doing this solo. But the Empire are insistent on this co-operation. Her name is Ensign Talia Hawke." The officer answered
"Yes Sir; I'll make contact as soon as we're able." the female Storm Trooper answered
"Signing off." the officer cut the communications link.
The Storm Trooper nodded, sitting in her chair... Before taking her helmet off to take a deep relaxing breath
She was dark skinned with bleached hair tied in a short ponytail, she appeared to be 26. "This job...This job..." She sighed "So tiresome."
*With Wade*
"Okay...This guy...Here." Wade started to play the hologram game that was installed on each ship with Liara.
"I win." Liara said, moving her piece to win
"Ah damn it." Wade frowned
"You REALLY don't understand this game, do you?" She giggled
"No...I've only seen Wookies win." Wade sighed
"Well no one wins against Wookies... They are terrible losers." Liara shrugged
"THAT and they rip limbs off." Wade added "Here's a thought: what's the inventory like? Do we have enough food and crap?"
"Searching. You have enough provisions for several months before restocking and the toilet situation is not of concern." Xara answered
"I-. No I mean "crap" as in "stuff"! What the inventory's like!" Wade answered
"Oh, if that is a secondary term I will put it under "colloquialism". We have several treasures and enough Credits for some upgrades and other necessities." Xara answered
"That sounds good." He nodded "Hey Tali, how's the trip going to Alderaan?"
"We're making good time." Tali answered back
"It's not gonna be there." Wade said as he saw Luke's training
"Gah! Ow..." Luke shouted as the laser from the training ball hit him.
"Why do you say Alderaan won't be there?" Ben asked
"Just wait a moment." Wade said a bit sadly and then... Ben felt it.
Ben became lost of breath and almost collapsed to the control side
"What's wrong?" Luke asked
"I just felt...the screams of a billion people and then were silenced within an instant." Ben gasped "I'll be fine; you can...carry on with your training. I must have a word with our captain."
"Okay. Liara, stay on course!" Wade waved, following Ben
"On it." Liara answered back
"So what's up Ben?" Wade asked as they were out of earshot
"How? How did you know that would happen?" Ben asked
"Because of the script." He shrugged
"Script? What script? What're you talking about?" Ben asked
"Listen Benny, it'll hurt your head the more you try and understand." He waved off
"There is no ignorance there is knowledge..." Ben recited a line from the Jedi code.
"Sometimes, ignorance is the best thing." Wade answered "Plus it's not ignorance when you purposefully ignore or avoid something that I will hurt you if you get involved. Also, just so you know, I know the Skywalker secret and family tree."
"How could you know? I've never breathed a word of it." Ben answered
"Trust me...I know." Wade smiled
"Now... We should be seeing a moon any second." Wade said as they left
"That's no moon." Liara muttered
"It's a space station." Wade nodded "Can we move?"
"No, we're caught in a tractor-beam!" Liara tried to back up, but the ship was being drawn towards the station.
"Then don't fight it, let them drag us in." Wade ordered
"Are you psychotic?" Liara answered
"Yes. But trust me." Wade smirked
"But we've nowhere to hide!" Tali panicked
"Ships like this have compartments in the floors; we'll hide ourselves when they decide to search this place." Wade answered "Then we sneak out and save the princess."
"Princess? We're risking life and limb for a princess?" Liara deadpanned
"Yeah, she's rich. We can earn a pretty penny from this job." Wade enticed her.
"Plus she's the leader of the rebels aiming to stop the Evil universal empire who would be hindering and hounding us if we step a toe out of line."
"It WOULD be nice to get paid without the Empire breathing down my neck." Liara commented
"So we help and we win!" Wade nodded with a smile
As the ship was now docked into the Space Station, which Wade knew was called the "Death Star". They were surrounded by Storm Troopers who began to search the ship.
The group hid under the grating, looking up at the Storm Trooper's
"Anything?" One Trooper asked
"Nothing." Another spoke
"Looks like our sister Trooper is docking in." the Trooper called out
"Misty's a good tracker...I'll give her that." the first spoke as they vacated the ship.
"Wait!" Wade yelled, time freezing "A girl Storm Trooper? Aren't all Storm Trooper's clones right now?"
"Well...They're going through an "equal rights programme" at the minute. They're recruiting people who can actually HIT something." Ghost answered "She's a crack shot."
"... You originally forgot and are bullshitting a reason, aren't you?" Luna giggled
"I...Grey, back me up here will ya?" Ghost asked
"Yeah he totally did that." Grey laughed
"Et tu Brute?" Ghost clasped his heart and a distraught face. "Can we just agree that she's a female clone of Jango Fett or something?"
"Oh...Come here." Catherine hugged him.
"Thanks." Ghost sniffed.
"Sure." Grey and Luna nodded
"So...The clone sister of Good Old Boba?" Wade asked
"Agreed." They nodded
*end Author interrupt*
"Who the hell is "Misty"?" Liara asked
"Probably a faulty clone or something." Wade answered "Let's move."
Everyone nodded, the group carefully slipping out of the ship
"How're we gonna get past them?" Tali asked
Wade noticed some strategically places boxes that could help conceal them from prying eyes.
Smirking, he slipped under one
"Quick, this way." Wade whispered
The others looked at him oddly but followed his lead
"You better know where you're going." Liara spoke
"Don't worry; I've seen this film a MILLION times." Wade whispered
"... What?" Everyone asked
"SHH! This way." Wade pointed
But Obi-Wan stoped, he sensed something.
"Hey, what's the hold up?" Liara asked
"I'm sensing something. I have to go." Obi-Wan answered
"Okay then, have fun!" Wade waved
"We're just going to leave him?" Tali asked
"We're getting the princess first, THEN we'll see if we can get Obi-Wan back." Wade whispered back "Now come on!"
To be continued
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