Deadpool Star Wars IV A New Ship

Chapter 4

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Deadpool: Wade, there's no Jedi Pikachu...No matter how much we want to. You MIGHT meet Ahsoka, just wait for the rest of the series. Ha-ha...yeah...Tony IS gonna be pissed. As for George Lucas' Lawyers...They don't know where we are. We're between dimensions.

As the group continued through the Death Star, Wade noticed that some Storm Troopers were coming past.

"Knock them, steal their outfits." Wade whispered

"Good, I get to hit something." Liara smiled

Luke looked at his Lightsaber, his father's Lightsaber, nervously

"Hey; don't look down okay? We're gonna get the princess." Wade answered

Luke nodded nervously

'Hmm...I probably should mention to him that Leia is his twin sister.' Wade thought as Liara knocked out some Storm Troopers 'But then again I can always save that for later. As long as I'm here I'm not gonna let Princess Dat Bikini get away from my manly charms!'

As Wade smiled internally Liara stripped off the armour of the Troopers and left them in a secluded closet. "Come on, we're on a rescue mission." Liara spoke

Everyone nodded, getting the outfits on

"Hmm...This is really tight around my chest." Tali spoke struggling to get into the armour

'Oh hot damn.' Wade thought slipping into the armour

He smirked as he looked over their bodies

'Later tonight.' Wade smiled

"So what do we do now?" Luke asked

"To detention level... What was it again Ghost?" Wade said, soon stopping as he thought

"Err...Wait, wait...Give me a minute...Ah go it: Level five, Detention Block AA-23." Ghost tried to remember.

"Got it! Detention Block AA-23." Wade nodded "Thanks Ghost!" He called, running off

"How does he KNOW those things?" Liara asked herself

"No idea." Tali admitted.

"Well, into fray." Liara answered

"I like your style." Wade smiled

"Okay, now if Ghost remembers the directions correctly..." Wade opened an encyclopaedia of the Death Star "The Detention floor should be here."

As he said that they arrived at said floor, Wade quickly knocking out the guards. Well killing them but same thing right?

"Think the reactor thing will work?" Wade asked

"Wade...I can only hope." Ghost sighed

"What reactor thing? What're you talking about?" Luke asked

"Urgh...I can just tell this is going to be a thing." Liara spoke

"I've got the blasters; you never know if we'll need them." Tali spoke.

"You guys... Distract people! I'll go see the Princess!" He cheered, running down the hallway "Oh Luke, if ANYONE calls up on that thing there...Just say that we've got a reactor leak."

"Why? A...nd he's gone." Luke tried to ask but Wade was already gone.

"... Great." The girls sighed

"Okay now...Detention Block...AA-23." Wade spoke going through the different doors and finally landing on the selected area. "Bingo." And he opened the door to see a winded Princess Leia.

He stared in amazement, the Princess laying on her bench/bed sideways in a 'paint me like your French girl' pose

'Boner ENGAGED!' Wade thought to himself as Leia woke up. 'Damn it, just FIVE minutes!'

"Little tall for a Storm Trooper aren't you?" Leia asked as she saw Wade still armoured

"In more ways than one." Wade smirked, taking his helmet off revealing his mask

"Who're you?" Leia asked

"I'm Wade Wilson; I'm here to rescue you." Wade answered "I've got Ben Kenobi with me."

"Ben Kenobi? Ah!" Leia tried to walk but her legs were still hurt from her torture.

"Gotcha." Wade smirked, catching her

"I...Thank you." Leia spoke

"WADE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!" Liara shouted down the hall.

"Boring conversation, huh?" He chuckled, wrapping his arms around Leia "No bra Princess?" He smirked

"That...That's none of your concern." Leia blushed

"We have to get moving." Tali spoke peaking through the doorway seeing Troopers marching towards them

"Come on sexy." Wade flirted, squeezing Leia's ass before he turned to the Troopers and opened fire with his machine guns

"What the-?!" the Troopers snapped

"Bang, bang, b-bang!" Wade spoke as the bullets flew from his guns.

The bullets barely scratched the armour but hitting their necks and arms ripped through their body

"Okay, lasers work; bullets...Not so much." Wade groaned

"At least I killed them." He sighed

"I can't believe you just used this...What is this?" Leia asked looking at his machine gun.

"Machine gun, Princess; come on, we've got to head to the ship." Wade answered

"They look so... Barbaric." She muttered

"Barbaric? Yes. Effective...Somewhat." Wade answered as he carried Leia. "Liara, anything?"

"Not yet. But we HAVE caused attention." Liara answerd

"Damn... Run to the ship!" Wade yelled, squeezing Leia's ass as he ran

"But what about Ben?" Luke asked

"I'm more worried about US!" Wade answered

"Huh? Hey they're going this way!" a Trooper shouted "Gary!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" a trooper responded

"There's a Trooper called "Gary"? Ghost is that you?" Wade shouted

"I have NO idea what you're talking about." Ghost answered

"Fair enough." Wade answered as they saw the ship within their sights.

And that... Was when Luke saw Vader and Obi-Wan fighting

"Be-!" Luke tried to call out but was stopped by Tali who was pulling him to the ship.

"Come on kid, we can't wait for him!" Tali warned, dragging him inside as Obi-Wan was struck down

"NO!" Luke called out

"Come on kid!" Wade almost kicked Luke into the ship as they were being fired upon "Tali: Punch it!" he ordered his crewmate.

But the second before the ship raced off he teleported next to Darth Vader and grabbed Obi-Wan's Lightsaber before teleporting back to the ship just before it went to light speed

"This...Can't be happening." Luke shook in place

"He...He's gone." Leia added

"It's not over yet." Wade spoke.

"Couldn't have said it better ourselves." A stern female voice spoke from behind them.

"What the?! Who's this now?" Wade turned around and saw person who was talking.

It was a woman with cropped red hair, C-Cup breasts and appeared to be 21. Her entire being was covered in an Imperial uniform and held a blaster rifle in her hand. And behind her was a Storm Trooper holding her own rifles at Wade and the others. "Now...Into the Cargo Hold. ALL of you." The Agent spoke.

"... No, I don't think so." Wade shrugged, uncaring "And... Is that a FEMALE Storm Trooper?!"

"And what of it?" The Trooper spoke "Sex isn't an issue when you can shoot an enemy."

"That's true. And that makes you the most badass Storm Trooper." Wade nodded with a smile

"Err...Bu-I..." The Trooper fumbled over her words

"Enough of this." The Imperial Agent groaned and shot Wade in the stomach "To the Cargo Hold. NOW!"

"Ow! Ow-ow-owie...Did you REALLY have to shoot me? Couldn't you have just ordered dinner." Wade groaned as his stomach healed "Or maybe even Netflix."

"That...That's not possible." The Agent gasped

"That's me baby." Wade winked

"Stay back! On the orders of the Empire, you're under arrest!" She spoke.

"Oh yeah?" Wade smiled "Wanna bet?"

He walked towards the confidently "You can't hurt me. Well... You hurt me but you can't take me down. You can't kill me. And everyone else here will back me up. You're outnumbered and outgunned."

"Well...I-." The Imperial Agent spoke then was interrupted

"Oof!" The Trooper groaned as she was knocked out

"The hell?" The Imperial Agent spoke only to be nerve pinched by Wade.

"Well...Easier than expected." Wade smiled "Nice timing."

"It's not the first time my being bound came in handy." Tali spoke with a smile

"... Kinky." He grinned

"Come on, let's go see who these two are." Luke spoke

"Oh, I forgot to do the introductions: Luke, this is Leia; Leia, this is Luke." Wade spoke

"Nice to meet you/ Hi, how are you?" Luke and Leia shook hands.

"Aaaaaand... That's enough." Wade nodded, pulling them back

"O...kay..." They answered

"Tali: I've got Trooper, you've got Ms Stick-Up-Her-Butt." Wade lifted the Trooper girl and dragged her to the cargo

"Okay." Tali nodded doing the same

"They...are...some sort of crew." Leia commented

"True." Liara nodded

"Hey, what happened with you?" Wade asked as he pulled the Trooper upon a table

"After "Stormy" here raided the ship, she tied me and Tali up and shut down Xara. I was rebooting her when I heard you guys dragging these two in." Liara answered

"It's true...She had trouble doing Imperial knots." Tali answered

"... Again. Kinky." He smirked

"Well, let's get this crazy stuff off of them and find out what they know." Liara suggested

"Do you need assistance Captain?" Xara asked as she had fully rebooted.

"Yea... I could." He smirked

Xara turned to Leia and scanned her "This human needs medical attention. I will bring her to the medical bay then help with you, Captain."

"Okay, okay. Tali, Liara and I can sort out these two." Wade answered

Xara nodded and left with the Princess

"I'll...I'll just step outside." Luke spoke

"No problem Luke." Tali answered

"Now...what to do with you two." Wade thought with a growing smile

To be continued

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