Deadpool Star Wars IV A New Ship

Chapter 5

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Deadpool: I've got Rick's Portal Gun, Grey has the TARDIS. It's what we agreed on when we wrote this stuff. You'll have to wait for Princess Leia...Princess Amidala is dead in this story. Canon(ish) universe Wade.

"This shouldn't hurt. I apologize if it does." Xara spoke as she injected a clear fluid into Leia's leg.

"Hnn!" Leia gritted her teeth as the injection flowed to her leg.

"This medicine should help with the pain and help with any torn ligaments." Xara spoke

"It...it's okay. Thanks." Leia answered

"You should rest now. It will work much better if you remain stationary." Xara informed the princess.

*With Wade*

"Are you SURE we're allowed to do this?" Liara asked with a raised eyebrow as she saw the Imperial Agent and female Storm Trooper.

"Well, we need information don't we?" Wade smiled

"And THIS is the only way to get it?" She asked

"Well...Not my best work but...We've got an expert on knots." Wade pointed to Tali

"Oh...Thank you." Tali smiled as she held some ropes in her hands

"Well, time to wake them up." Wade nodded to Tali, she pulled the ropes making the two captives moan from the tightness.

They blinked as they awoke, looking down at themselves

"What? What is this? What've you done?" The Imperial Agent groaned trying to get out of the ropes but just struggled against the ropes as they seemed to tighten with each struggle.

"Don't worry about it. We're just having a little talk. Now: who are you?" Wade answered then began the interrogation.

The two looked at their bodies and saw they were tied up in traditional Japanese rope bondage

"What? What bindings are we in? Tell me! Or so help me I'll-!" The Imperial Agent threatened only to be stopped by Tali pulling on the ropes making her stop and moan

"Ah! Ah...What...What is this feeling?" the trooper moaned

"It's a rope rubbing between your legs." Wade explained

"Now, I'll ask again: who are you?" Wade asked "If you refuse to answer my friend here will increase the tightness."

"Don't give him anything!" the Imperial Agent ordered only to moan as Tali tightened her ropes.

"And it sounds like Ms Imperial over there likes it." he laughed

"I-I don't!" the Agent moaned denying it

"M-Misty..." the trooper began to answer

"I'm sorry?" Wade to the Trooper

"My name...It's Misty..." The trooper answered

"Nice to meet you Misty." he nodded, taking her helmet off

"Wow, not bad looking." Wade smiled

"I...I don't-" Misty blushed

"D-Don't...Listen to him." The Agent snapped only to drool as she felt her body contort from the ropes.

"Wow and the agent loves BDSM." Wade laughed

"Sh-Shut it! AH!" The Agent answered

"How did you get on our ship?" Wade asked

"We...We snuck on...As you were out..." Misty answered

"Ah...Yeah that'll do it." Wade sighed

"S-Silence!" The Agent moaned

"Okay, one last chance: What's your name?" Wade sighed and ordered the Agent. "Otherwise you're gonna have THESE shoved in THERE for the ENTIRE trip!" Wade pulled out a butt-plug and vibrator from...somewhere. And pointed to her vagina and ass.

"She... is still wearing her cloths." Tali pointed out

"Oh-ho-ho...I KNOW..." Wade smiled evilly making the Agent shudder "Now...What. Is. Your. Name?" Wade asked expecting an answer

"E-Ensign Louise Hawke." Louise answered

"Was THAT so hard?" He hummed

"Ensign? She's more than just an Imp; she's a bloody Top Rank!" Liara snapped "Spies, assassins, the whole lot!"

"... Awesome." Wade smirked

"Awesome?!" Liara snapped "Her lot have got more blood on their hands than most Bounty Hunters!"

"And that's why she'll need very STRICT training before she becomes part of the crew." Wade answered

"Plus I've seen worst things than she could ever do." Wade waved off

"Name one." Liara wanted to know.

"I've seen my alternate murder an entire universe of heroes AND I've been crushed by an alternate Earth." Wade answered "Oh, and that alternate me? He KILLED other alternate me's. He made an army of evil alternate me's to destroy all me's and then destroy creation itself."

"...God DAMN! And I thought the Empire was fucked up." Tali spoke

"I know; right?" Wade agreed

"How dare you insult the empire!" She yelled

"Tali...?" Wade spoke slyly

Tali smiled and pulled the ropes so that Louise felt them constrict and tighten around her.

She moaned loudly, falling to the side

"Now then...let's get you trained up and ready for our crew..." Wade spoke with an enticing tone.

"Never." She snarled lightly

"Tali, Liara...can you vacate the room while I sort out Ms Louise, please?" Wade asked as he cupped Louise's chin.

"O... Okay." Liara nodded as she and Tali left leaving Wade with the Admiral and Storm Trooper

"What...What're you going to do? We've complied." Misty spoke in confusion as she didn't understand what was going on

"Simple." Wade answered as he removed his shirt "I'm gonna fuck YOU for being a good girl; then I'm gonna fuck HERE for being a naughty girl."

"WHAT?!" They yelled

"Oh don't worry. It's not like you're not gonna enjoy it." Wade smiled as he kissed Misty

Misty's eyes widened in shock

"Hmm?! H-Hmm..." Misty moaned as she felt Wade's tongue battle with hers.

And she soon gave in

"Hmm...You likey?" Wade teased

"Y-Yes..." Misty moaned as that was her first kiss.

Wade grinned at that

"Well then...Let's give you something to work with." Wade unzipped his trousers and revealed his 12 inch long and six inch thick cock

Both girls eyes widened at the sight of it

"Wow." Wade smiled "Being generous here aren't you? Huh, what's this? Wade, gone somewhere for few chapters good luck. Ghost. Well fair enough." Wade read a note and began to aim for Misty's mouth

Misty blinked, shuddering as she looked at the cock

"Now...first things first. I want you to try and give me a blow job. What you do is: start licking." Wade ordered lightly

She nodded, doing as he said

"Hmm...That's good. Keep it up; I've got to talk to our Agent friend here." Wade smiled and turned to see Louise

She was panting and blushing a bit, but seems in control besides the light wiggling she did every now and again.

"I take it you like being submissive." Wade smiled

"N-No I don't..." Louise panted

"... Yea you do." He smirked "You know, it's not nice to lie to yourself. It's better to accept those feelings."

Louise blushed and looked away

"Hmm." Misty moaned as she began to suck Wade's tip instinctively

"Whoa, you're eager aren't you?" Wade smiled "And you: Ms Louise...Come here." Wade kissed her.

Louise glared, trying to break the kiss

'Ah...trying so hard. Let's up the ante.' Wade thought and introduced his tongue into her mouth.

Louise frowned and bit his tongue

"OW! Okay THAT wasn't nice!" Wade snapped as he broke the kiss and he pulled the ropes.

She moaned, going cross-eyed as her body shuddered and the area around her crotch rope got wetter

"I think it's time to train THIS." Wade spoke, slowly pulling his cock out from Misty's mouth; said person was panting heavily her mouth and body wanting more. "And I THINK...I need to use THIS." Wade spoke prodding his cock by her pussy.

Misty moaned at that, feeling his cock even through the material of her under-suit

"It... It's so warm!" She moaned as he ripped the suit around her pussy "B... But I don't think it will fit!"

"Oh-ho...trust me...I'm SURE it'll fit." Wade smiled as he rubbed the outer walls of her pussy with his foot long member.

Misty was moaning, her pussy covering his cock in her pussy juices

"Oh...VERY wet." Wade smiled as it slicked across her pussy "I bet I can just slide in."

Misty whimpered at that, not believing how good this felt

"Do you WANT me to slide it in?" Wade teased

"Yes! Please!" she begged, nodding

"Y-You can't do this! We're part of the Empire!" Louise begged

"Well, you're the only one." Wade shrugged it off "I asked Misty if she wanted this; and BABY...THIS is gonna be GOOD!" he thrust within Misty, going into her virgin pussy though her hymen was already gone from a training exercise.

And she screamed in ecstasy

"AH! So fucking TIGHT!" Wade moaned as his cock was halfway in her body and began to pulse within her body making Misty's eyes roll back into her head.

"Never felt so good!" She screamed

"Oh man; I feel sorry for you, the Empire doesn't treat you right!" Wade jested as he began to play with her tits as she bounced on his cock.

Well he massaged her breasts as best as he could because she still had her chest plate on

"R-Rip it off! Rip my chest-plate off...And...Knead my breasts!" Misty moaned

"Oh? You want me to?" Wade smirked, slowly unclipping her chest plate

"Yes! Yes make me feel better!" Misty moaned

Wade smirked and filled it off easily

"AH! Oh GOD! S-So good! I-I'm tingly! I'm tingly!" Misty moaned

"Tingly?" Wade mocked

"I-I! AH...!" Misty moaned as she came from her pussy and from his cock.

Wade smirked as he pulled out

"Ah! Ha...ha..." Misty panted heavily still thinking of his cock within her pussy.

Her pussy was still slightly gaping, her body shaking slightly

"I think that went well." Wade joked; his massive member was still erect "Now...let's see what we've got HERE."

He grinned as he is called over to the bound agent who was moaning as the ropes rubbed her body as she tried to get out

"Oh baby...you aren't getting out of that. Wouldn't be fun for the story." Wade teased

"L-Let me o-out!" Louise moaned

"Aww, why would I do that?" He smiled almost mockingly

"C-Cause...I...I can give you...In-in..." Louise moaned as the ropes tightened around her

"Insertion? Yeah no thanks. I don't swing that way in these sorts of stories." Wade brushed it off

"Inf...Inf..." Louise tried to answer

"Inferno? Yeah maybe, is your real name "Lucifer"?" Wade joked

"Information! I can give you...Information!" Louise moaned as she came from the tightness of the ropes around her pussy.

"And then I'll fuck you." He nodded with a smile, gently breaking a rope

"Yes! Yes...Okay...There...There's a trade route for the Empire...and several contracts on people..." Louise began to speak and Wad listened...Well, he listened as he gently prodded his cock against her pussy.

He nodded, thrusting in and out of her as he listened and remembered all of the information she gave him

"Th-AH! There're...There-AH Sith! Sith who'll find you!" She moaned as his cock thrusted inside of her.

"I know about the Sith." He smirked, the head of his cock jabbing her womb with each thrust

"H-How? Th-They've been s-secret for ages!" Louise moaned as she felt her womanhood being filled with his manhood.

"I'm me." He smirked, kissing her

"Hmm, hmm, hmm!" Louise moaned as he kissed her; all her training, all her dedicated time to detaching herself from her target to kill, all out the window. She wanted nothing more than just to fuck Wade.

So as he broke the kiss she begged "Fuck me!"

"I've been doing that for the last five minutes." Wade answered "But if you insist..." Wade smiled as he pushed Louise down deeper onto his cock and filler her pussy with more of his member.

Louise was like a bitch in heat, feeling almost ALL of his rock hard member inside of her, her eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue hung out, she panted for more and more. Until... "I'm cumming! I'm cumming!"

Wade smirked, slamming her up and down until she finished cumming. He pulled his cock out, still hard and he still hadn't came yet

"Damn it...so much cock and not enough time to cum." Wade sighed "Guess I'll have to do something about this."

But then he got an idea and smiled. He pulled Misty and Louise close to him and he sat down, his cock near their mouths

"Double mouth blow-jobs. Nice..." Wade thought to himself

And he was happily rewarded as both happily licked his cock

'If this doesn't make me cum what will?' Wade thought to himself as he felt their mouths caress his member and their tongues lick his head and his shaft.

And he was so amazed at the sight

Two beautiful women servicing him at the same time, he felt his limit reaching as his head was being sucked upon by Misty.

So with a grunt he filled her mouth

"Phew...That...that was good." Wade sighed happily with a smile

"Sh-sho...much..." Misty moaned as she tried to swallow the amount of cum, then she kissed Louise giving her half of the seed in her mouth so both of them could taste it

The two moaned louder, kissing happily as they swapped the cum back and forth

"Oh god damn it..." Wade groaned as his cock began to grow again. "No, no, no! Bad dick! You go limp right now!" Until it was fully erect again. "NOW, how am I gonna finish this?"

"Captain, are you well? I have treated Ms Leia's wounds." Xara spoke

"Ah, perfect timing! Xara come in here will ya?" Wade asked

"Yes sir." The robot nodded, entering

As Xara entered she saw Louise and Misty making out, cum swapping with their tongues. "It seems that you have "broken" them, Captain. What do you wish of me?"

"I've got a problem...and you might be able to help." Wade answered pointing to his erect cock.

"Ah, you wish for me to perform sexual inter/outer-course; understood. I must warn you sir, my design is not completely human. When performing inter/outer-course it will be very unusual." Xara forewarned him

"So it'll be different... Cool." He smiled

"How would you like me positioned?" Xara asked

"How about you sit on my lap?" He smirked

"But won't your phallus be in the way?" Xara asked

"Well...I'm sure there's somewhere I can put it." Wade smiled

That was when Xara understood and she nodded, sitting on his lap facing him as she lowered herself onto his cock. Wade groaned as his cock slid into... Whatever her pussy was.

"Is this alright?" Xara asked with an unchanged expression

"Y-Yeah...GOD you're tight!" Wade groaned "But...Soft!"

"My sexual service apparatus makes it that you feel the tightness of a virgin yet the softness of a natural vagina." Xara added with a plain expression on her face "I can even make my internals vibrate for more stimulating pleasure."

"W-Wait...Are you saying...You're a sentient Vibrator Sex-Doll?" Wade asked as he began to slowly grind inside of her fake pussy

"That is correct. I cannot feel pleasure nor can I orgasm. But I CAN lubricate." Xara answered as she vibrated and began to make her pussy just that bit wetter

"Oh fuck that's good!" Wade groaned as he bounced her on his lap "But... It's not as nice as seeing me twist your face in pleasure as I make you cum! Fucking good so wet!"

"I understand Captain." Xara answered as she bounced on his cock, her face still remaining in a not serious but kind manner "But as long as I am useful to you, this is enough for me to give YOU pleasure."

"But...G-God DAMN isn't there any way to make you cum or make you just that bit more human?" Wade asked as he gripped her nigh-human D-Cup breasts and knead them.

"What do you mean? Are you...trying to make me half-human? Make me a homunculus? More than an artificial human?" Xara asked as she was fucked

"If I can! Cause I'm not the type of guy, to have ALL pleasure!" Wade groaned as he came inside of her fake pussy.

"Are you satisfied Captain?" Xara asked as she wanted to pull off from his cock, but was pulled in for a kiss

"Not until...I see your O-Face." Wade answered

"But I cannot cum." She frowned, before she was gently pushed onto her back and rolled onto her stomach with Wade hover over her, before he slid into her fake ass

"Hmm! G-God damn! Your ass it tight!" Wade moaned

"It should be, it's made the same way my artificial vagina was created." Xara answered

"Oh stop being so clinical and feel good!" Wade growled

"I cannot "feel good"; until I am upgraded I cannot be any more than I am." Xara answered as her tits rolled on the floor.

"C-Captain...Can...can we leave now...?" Louise moaned

"To...To the sleeping quarters..." Misty added

"Fine! But I'm gonna fuck Xara until I see her O-face!" Wade yelled

"Y-Yes Captain..." the two former Empire allied members crawled to the sleeping quarters.

"Captain, you will be here for quite a while. I do not have the correct upgrades." Xara answered

"What does this damn upgrade LOOK like?!" Wade growled as he fucked her ass.

"They look like miniature drives." Xara answered as she was pushed and pulled back normally

"GRR! Insert Deus Ex Machina!" Wade growled wanting one of the writers to give a miniature drive for Xara.

"Here you go Wade." Grey said, feeling sad as he made a device appear in his hand "Insert that into her and it will make a proper nerves system throughout her body."

"Thanks Grey. And where the hell is Ghost?" Wade shouted

"Honeymoon." Luna answered

"Really? ...Well, here goes nothing." Wade inserted the upgrade into Xara.

Xara began to freeze for a few seconds and then rebooted instantly with a heavenly moan from her mouth "AH! C-Captain! You're HUGE!"

"There we go!" Wade smiled

He pulled them up, bouncing her on his lap as her metallic ass slapped against his pelvis with each thrust

"AH! C-Captain! I-I can feel! I'm able to...Ah Maker! I-I feel! HOT!" Xara moaned as she metaphorically heated up

"You like it?" Wade grunted

"I-I do! Ah, ah, ah!" Xara moaned as she made let her senses shut down except for the pleasure she was now subject to.

She was overwhelmed with it, unknowingly having had about four small orgasms and a large fifth one was building. She felt her pleasure increasing and her moans where getting louder and louder

"You wanna cum?" Wade asked as he kneaded her breasts and pinched her nipples.

She nodded, her robotic tongue hanging out of her mouth as her eyes flashed between several colours as her processor struggled to withstand all the pleasure. And then she screamed as she came, her robot pussy vibrating in a way that poured her lubricant out and onto Wade's stomach as if she had squirted

"Ah FUCK!" Wade moaned as he filled her ass with his seed "Ah...That...was hot."

Xara just gave a few muttered moans as her body continued to shudder

"Now...THAT is an O-Face..." Wade smiled and kissed her.

Xara weakly kissed back, nearly collapsing

'I think I'm gonna like it here...' Wade thought kindly as he caught Xara

To be continued

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