The bell rings on a typical Monday morning. Han was pelting the squirrels, and Leia was yelling at him to stop; Luke and Biggs were making plane sounds; Padme and Anakin were in some classroom doing who-knows-what; and Lando was in the bathroom for the fifth time already.

Like I said, a typical Monday morning.

Until the new girl showed up.

She came with Principal Yoda as everyone was getting ready for Home EC with Dexter. As welcome as the relief was, for some reason the class felt something uncomfortable about this new girl.

"Wipe those looks off your faces, you should. A new girl for your class, I have. Rey, her name is."

Silence met with the short principal's words.

Principal Yoda ushered Rey into the classroom and shut the door behind her.

More uncomfortable silence. Somebody coughed. Rey shifted on her knees nervously, hands clasped behind her back.

And then the migraines came.

Soon the whole class was on their knees, clutching their foreheads, and moaning in agony.

"what's going – URG – what's going on?" Luke yelled over the moaning.

"I don't – GAK – I don't know!" somebody yelled back.

"Self-destruction initiated," a pleasant female voice filled the room.

"What the heck was that?" Han groaned.

"Ten seconds remaining," continued the voice.

Leia, amid groans and moans, suddenly figured it out.

"Rey! It's too much strain on the quantum physics that keep this school up!

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"

"Five seconds remaining, four, three, two, one . . ."

"Oh, I got a bad feeling about this!" the whole class screamed as the countdown reached zero.

And then the whole entire school exploded in a fiery blast.