Deadpool Star Wars IV A New Ship

Chapter 7

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Wade, Luke, Leia and Chara were walking back to the ship; well the first three were, the latter was constantly looking over her shoulders so that no Empire Sith were following them.

"Look, don't worry about it. If any Empire grunts find us, I'll sort it out. Okay?" Wade reassured Chara.

"A... Are you sure?"

"I'm sure, I'm like...three, carry the fifteen...Well I've got more aim than a Storm Trooper." Wade answered

"That's reassuring." She deadpanned

"Look, there's the ship; we're almost there, we're on the move to HQ." Wade answered

She nodded, still cautious however

"You know where HQ is?" Leia asked in worry

"Err..." Wade thought 'It's not Dantooine, which was the last Base. Ghost? Any clue?'

*With the Writers*

"Hoo, we're back..." Ghost smiled wearing some new clothes along with Catherine "It's Yavin IV. The BC and AD of the Star Wars Universe go by the abbreviations: BBY and ABY. Before and After the Battle of Yavin." Ghost answered

"How was your honeymoon?" Luna asked Catherine kindly

"BRILLIANT." Catherine glowed happily

"Err... Okay." Grey muttered to Ghost

"What? Wade wanted know about Yavin IV and I told him." Ghost answered "As for the honeymoon thing...Less said about personal lives the better for us."

Grey shrugged at that

*back to the story*

"I know where, don't worry." Wade answered as they approached the ship

"THIS is your ship?" Chara asked in amazement

"Oh yeah..." Wade smiled "The PussyWagon." He nodded with a smile

"A-Are you serious?" Chara asked with an almost deadpan look

"Oh yeah; come on, I'll introduce you to the rest of the crew." Wade nodded

And with that he grabbed her hand and dragged her inside

"Whoa!" Chara almost flew into the ship

"PussyWagon? Oh boy..." Leia sighed

"There're worse names..." Luke added

"Like what?" Leia asked

"Back on Tatooine there was a guy who called his ship "Yes Ladies, The Ship Matches It's Owner"." Luke answered with a heavy sigh

"And?" She asked

"He didn't get any women to go with him." Luke answered "Embarrassing for EVERYONE."

She nodded at that

Inside the ship Wade began to introduce Chara to the rest of their little "family". "Girls, this is Chara; she's going to be part of the family. Chara, this is: Tali, Liara and in the medbay are Misty, Louise and our droid Xara." Wade pointed to the girls

"H-Hello." Chara answered kindly with a smile

"Hi." Misty waved

"How're you?" Louise asked

"Greetings Ms Chara." Xara added

"'Sup?" Liara gave a casual wave

"Nice to meet you." Tali smiled

"See?" Wade smirked "You can all get along."

"Come on, let me show you around." Liara spoke leading the way

"O-Okay...Thank you." Chara smiled kindly and followed

"She is quite shy." Xara spoke honestly.

"Understandable." Leia admitted

"Have a nice talk you two?" Wade asked

"Yeah...I think it was." Luke admitted

"You didn't kiss her, did you?" Wade frowned

"I-What? No!" Luke answered "Why-WHY would you think that?" he asked in shock

"Just being sure." Wade nodded "So did we get what we asked for?"

"Amazingly: yeah. A Dark Matter engine and... HOW is this possible for it for a "Pseudo-Universe expansion" to the rooms? Cause there was a spaceship mechanic who managed it." Tali answered

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Tali." Wade answered "It's time we departed. To Yavin IV!"

And with that he ran off

"This is going to be a running theme isn't it?" Luke sighed

"Yes." Leia nodded with a small blush

*Time Skip*

As the ship sailed through the void and onto the Moon called Yavin IV, Leia was wondering if the plans for the Death Star had reached them in time and how to defeat the monstrous device.

"I just realised... Where are R2 and C2PO?" Luke asked as the group got off the... PussyWagon... Got damn it Wade.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Wade hit his head on the driving wheel "Where were they last?"

"If they aren't with the Empire already, they might still be on Tatooine!" Ghost responded

And that's when a door opened deep inside the ship, the two droids walking out

"Oh Maker...That was an adventure." a gold coloured robot spoke. It was a male humanoid in feature with voice;

The second one was an R2 Unit: silver and blue that could only communicate through a series of bleeps.

"Where the hell have you two been?!" Wade snapped

"We stowed away since Master Luke left with you." C-3PO answered

*with the authors*

"Yea... We TOTALLY didn't forget about them. Not at all." Grey said nervously, tugging his collar

"Yeah we...we remembered the main droids." Ghost sweatdropped

"Oh really?" Wade spoke in disbelief

"Of course." Ghost and Grey answered

Wade just gave them a frown in disbelief

*back to the story*

"R2 do you have the data?" Leia asked, to which R2-D2 Responded with a series of blips "Oh thank goodness...He still has the data."

"Of course he does." Wade rolled his eyes

"Back on course: To The Base!" Liara ordered

"Ahem." Wade turned to his crewmate with a raised eyebrow.

"Sorry." Liara answered

"To The Base." Wade spoke as he jumped out of his seat

"At last, solid ground." C-3PO spoke in relief

"Oh quit whining you golden pompous ass. I can see why Grey and Ghost forgot about you." Wade scoffed, walking passed the golden droid

"Who?" the group asked

"Never mind. We've got a battle to win." Wade answered

He smirked as he wrapped his arms around Leia's and Chara's shoulders

"Err..." Chara and Leia blushed as they were walking to the battle room

"Master Luke, are you alright?" C-3PO asked

"Yeah, why?" Luke answered

"Princess Leia is quite beautiful for a human." he answered

"She...Doesn't really strike a chord with me." Luke answered honestly

"... Are you gay Master Luke?" C3PO asked after a seconds pause, making Wade laugh

"No! No, I'm not gay!" Luke answered "She's just one girl I don't find attractive!" he explained

Wade was laughing wildly, 'accidentally' and subtly groping Leia's breast

"Hmm!" Leia blushed as she felt Wade's fingers caressing her breast.

Chara frowned lightly as she felt inferior without susceptible breasts.

She looked down at herself, crossing her arms over said small chest

"What's the matter?" Wade asked as they walked in

"Hmm..." Chara frowned and still covered her small chest

"Sad about your tiny chest?" He asked bluntly

"I...Yeah..." Chara blushed "I'm also jealous of all the other girls' breasts..."

"I love big tatas as much as the next guy but yours are great. They're cute." Wade smiled

"Y-You find my body cute?" Chara blushed happily

"Oh yeah." Wade reassured her

"Princess Leia, thank goodness you're alright." a Rebel soldier spoke as he ran to her

"Huh? Oh yes, I am. R2-D2 has the data; take it to the central room." Leia spoke as she heard the conversation.

"Yes ma'am!" The soldier nodded

"We'll talk later. Okay?" Wade winked to both of them

"Yes...MUCH later." Leia blushed

"I doubt we're gonna have our initiation Tali." Liara sighed heavily

"After we be awesome." Wade promised them

"We're holding you to that!" Tali called out.

And then she blushed as she realised what she said

"I'm gonna like living here." Wade smiled

To be continued

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