Shadowclone076

Hello! I have returned and the PC's are online again! You may look forward to a very logically twisted and hilarious story as always. I feel I should first say thank you to my beta, who supplied some ammo for this arc and even some future arcs (if it reaches that far, the pace is good so far!) On To the Story!

Beta: Animewatcher4685

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

(If inclined, listen to one of these songs)

"Speech"

'Thought'

Reading

"Demon Talking"

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Mac swings he sword, striking hundreds of ninja at once, sending waves out with each wave. He spreads his arms and brings them down, summoning down the very heavens in a fiery explosion!

Mac wakes up!

He sees that he is being carried, and by a girl too! He shifted only enough to see who this girl was.

It was Rikku. And what he was busy grasping was not padded handle grip.

"Whoa!" Mac almost falls out of the tree, but is kept from falling by the grip.

"You were still asleep when we the rain stopped, so I had to carry you. And you must have had very good dreams; you wouldn't stop punching the air in front of you." Rikku states, still looking ahead. They were tree hopping.

"Apparently she was too exhausted to keep covering her tracks, so we haven't lost a trail. It must be the sword."

"NO! I don't care what you say! That sword has NEVER made me weaker! Fuck chakra, I don't need it!" Mac shouts!

He falls off of Rikku.

"Look, the evidence is clear, you can only do two jutsu, you have little to no chakra and you always fight sloppy with that sword!" Yumi says.

Mac looks at the team, betrayed, and then says, "Then why are you helping me get it back?"

Everyone smiles (Rikku sort of) "Because you love that sword, regardless of what it does to you."

Mac looks caught off guard.

"It is clear that if we don't get it back, then you will get it back. So we will do so together." Dusty sensei says.

The group begins to walk again, Mac shuffles after them. 'Dammit! They are making it hard for me to betray them!' Mac thinks.

"I thought you weren't going to go through with that." Hideo says.

'I have to, stuff has to happen, and didn't see a guy named Jin do anything significant in the series, so I can do what I want.'

"Oh, by the way, I fixed up your chakra systems a bit, things get boring in here."

'Hey, stay out of there!'

"Calm down! I took off my shoes…Anyways, I put up some walls so that sword won't get through again, they are right you know, it's a parasite."

'Look, that parasite is a sword, still with me? That grows, keep listening, THAT GROWS WITH CHAKRA! I CUT THOUGH SO MANY DEFENSES WITH IT! LIKE YOUR WATER SHIELD AND THAT ONE GUYS ARM!'

"I will admit, it was impressive that you cut through water that dense, but it skill drains you. According to my inspection, you are supposed to have mid genin chakra, right now it is going up from civilian level."

'Wait, what about spy missions? I can use it there!'

"Look, all I wanted to say was, you can choose either chakra or that sword or chakra, you can't have both."

'When has a fight ever been won with cha-…ok, I guess I will try things Lee style!'

"Even Lee has chakra."

"Shut up."

"Ok, didn't think you could hear us at this distance." Dusty says.

"Wait, what?"

Ichi POV

"I don't recognise that outfit, what about you Jiraya?" I say.

Jiraya admires the fallen girls outfit. It being a bandit's outfit, certain parts are off at to allow easier manoeuvring. In this case, it was a reason for Jiraya to write up a storm in his book.

"Ok, Naruto, help me carry her to some shade, and maybe we should tie her up too?"

"I agree with you completely Ichi!" I didn't want to look behind me at what Jiraya's facial expression was when he said that.

"Why do you think she fell?" Naruto said, grabbing the legs as I grabbed the shoulders and lifted.

"I don't know, maybe she saw a giant of guy!" I said sarcastically. Very Sasuke move.

"Oh." Naruto said simply.

We laid her against the tree, and I poured some water into her mouth. I saw this work in movies, maybe it works in Anime?

"*Splurt!* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? DROWN ME?" She shouted, and she began to stand up.

"Uh, sorry?" I said. I then noticed the sword on her back. It was Mac's sword.

"Sorry, but where did you perhaps get that sword?"

She gave me a look, and then said, "Please, return the sword." She fell to the ground again, unconscious this time.

The trees were suddenly windier. Ninja were coming in this exact direction.

I readied myself into a fighting style, Naruto got ready too, but Jiraya was not concerned in the least. I guess there is only so much sage in him, he is still Jiraya.

We looked into the trees, waiting for what threats may appear from them.

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HAHAHAHA! I love doing that! I know that you will be back next time when I do that! HAHA! Sorry for being such a spoiler, I just had a ton of help from my Beta, Animewatcher, so send her some credit for this piece too, she didn't just edit, she also helped a lot! Join the team if you want, just hit Fav and send in OC villains or hero's to play a short part in some custom arcs!

P.S. Its officialy the Tsunade Arc.

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