Shadowclone076

Ichi is up! This story is starting to really twist some stuff, but I assure you, a few parts will be saved by your hero, Ichi (if you prefer gigantic changes, then its Mac). Also, not happy with some of my characters, so I will be doing some changes, that's all I can say, no spoilers. Big thanks to door to darkness for your thumbs up! On To the Story!

Beta: Animewatcher4685

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

(If inclined, listen to one of these songs, you decide when.)

"Speech"

'Thought'

Reading

"Demon Talking"

Theme song: Ambulance By My Chemical Romance (I don't own them either. Epic Band)

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Ichi sat in the apartment that Jariya had rented with Naruto. Slightly nervous about whether or not it was a good idea to go through with this crazy plan or not, he sat on his bed watching Naruto ``Train``.

Being deep in thought, he thought about the last time he had to make a choice this big. The last result resulted in Mac losing an eye and Naruto losing a piece of his humanity. But just by looking at Naruto, you wouldn't be able to see any difference, but when he lets himself go, he shifts into a small fox that rivals a parakeet in annoying noises. (He tried to roar to be cool. Just no.)

At this point Naruto was asleep…Naruto wasn't happy to find himself asleep. Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Ichi flipped out and jumped for the closet.

Naruto gives him a wired look and heads for the door. When he opens the door, he is met with a kick that sent him flying across the room.

"Wha?-" Ichi exclaims.

An explosion from the closet as it is broken apart, Ichi ditching at the last moment.

Ichi and Naruto look at their attackers.

"Well, it seems the uchiha kid is impressive, but I am not impressed with the fox brat."

The dust settled, and standing in the hall was none other than

Zabuza and Haku!

"What?! Why are you here! You should be dead!" Ichi shouts, then noticing their Akatski robes.

"Well, chunin aren't that tough when you can slash them into two. Haku!"

Haku tried to do the jutsu that supposedly killed Sasuke in the original series. Ice Prison!

I kicked Naruto out of the open window, blocking the senbon with my arm. It did little to stop damage.

"Oh, Itachi won't be happy that we get to kill his kid brother. Oh well, I can save him the trouble. I heard you took up swordsmanship with your foster family, let's see what you got!" Zabuza drew his executioner's blade. Ichi responds with summoning his lightning element blade.

'Darn it! I can't do much with these senbon in my arm, or the ice dome filling the room.' The ice mirrors fit in the room like turtle in a box. There was no room for error. One mistake meant immediate death.

Ichi went in for a swipe, anticipating a block, but zabuza sidestepped the swing with ease, bringing up his sword for a slash. Haku sent a senbon into Ichi's leg, causing it to go limp. Zabuza slashes at the incapacitated Ichi.

Ichi gets a haircut.

Ichi ducks under the blade just in time, losing his headband and some hair. He looked into the mirror and saw the Ino hairstyle. He was definitely making his hair shorter later. If there was a later.

Haku sent more senbon flying, so Ichi went into street rules! He grabbed Zabuza and used him as a shield. He was not expecting to be grabbed, rather a sword swipe or punch.

"Dammit Haku, Aim!" Zabuza said as he stumbled away, senbon in his shoulder and knee.

Haku looked shocked and in tears. That quickly turned into rage filled tears. Haku sent a flipping fast flying flurry of fury fatalities.

Ichi got impaled twenty times over, blocking his vitals in a futile effort.

"ICHIIIII!"

Naruto crashed in. He was in fox mode, and his claw had crashed the mirror that Haku was currently occupying, hit full on as Haku was too focused on attacking Ichi.

"You little brat, you're gonna pay for that!" Zabuza slashed at Naruto, who may have broken his hand on the ice mirror by the way he was grasping it.

Ichi moved into the blades path, sword ready to block. It dispelled on impact.

Ichi was sent flying into the wall. KO.

"What is that!? It's coming from my room!" Said Jariya from the distance.

Zabuza grunted. "We will get you later you brat!"

He picked up Haku and jumped from the hole in the wall.

"AH! Oh, Naruto, why did you destroy our room?" Jariya Said, girl in arm.

"What? You mean you didn't see all this? With all the fighting and expulsions?"

"All I see is a destroyed room with Ichi passed out face first in a pizza. You also, why are you in your fox form? We are in a classy place!"

"Look at him you idiot! Does he look like he passed out from partying?"

"His hair is all the answer I need, that look really doesn't suit him. And you really shouldn't ever attempt acupuncture ever again."

The day continued with Naruto trying in vain to explain the situation. Jariya however go the impression that the Akatski may actually try to do that soon.

"Ok, I am going to teach you a new jutsu, how about that? Then we can get back to the road."

"What? Yeah! Gimme gimme!" Naruto exclaimed.

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I know somebody who is happy with this chapter, Mac. He was tired of me taking forever with the chapter, so he gave a swarm of ideas. This Babble is the combination of constant arguing and tons pf cream soda. Hope you enjoy it!

(Update times: +-1 week)