Shadowclone076
Library now has PC hogs, so this took a bit longer. It's around midnight now and I am not supposed to be here. '-'; So you can know I care about your guys, kinda like how you have buddies from your last life. I really started to apply my logic. It checks out with the laws of matter and physics. I am not interested in starting a cult, so I will say this now. Believe what you want to believe, this is just me stealing the main idea of Naruto and toying with it to laugh. On To the Story. (P.S. I read somewhere that if you stay up late, your conversations will get really personal. Forgive me in advance)
Beta: Animewatcher4685
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)
(If inclined, listen to one of these songs, you decide when.)
"Speech"
'Thought'
Reading
"Demon Talking"
Theme song: Ambulance By My Chemical Romance (I don't own them either. Epic Band)
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Mac/Hideo skidded backwards, kneeling and looking towards the last ninja standing.
"You impress me Jin; you were able to single handily incapacitated 3 jounin and held your own against me, the leader. This isn't really allowed, but why did you leave? If it's the current kage, we are siding with Mei. We need as much talent as we can get." Said the last standing joinin, who was completely unhurt in all forms but a small scratch on his vest.
"I am sorry, Jin isn't home right now." Said Hideo/Mac, who was wearing torn rags, a small wave following him. The wave wasn't looking good either. It was filled with dirt and blood, and looked as if it were about to fall apart.
"You have so much talent that you hid. Too bad you are still as dumb as you always were." Said the jounin, making rapid hand seals. A giant water dragon grew from the water that fell from the rain.
"You were only able to use jutsu 5 times, and then you stopped, not even bothering to regrow your hand or replace that pathetic wave defence behind you. You don't have the chakra to stop this." The jounin deduced.
The water dragon went for Hideo/Mac. Then the big surprise hit.
He was hit full blast with only a tiny wave blocking a fraction of the force before dispelling. He was blasted into the rocky hillside. The pressure forced all the wind out of his lungs and replaced it with water that burned like acid.
"Fire Style! Fire Ball Jutsu!"
A fire ball flew from the brush, catching the jounin by surprise, but he still dodged it by jumping up to avoid the after frag of the blast.
"Hello!"
Un unknown assailant was with him in the air. He slashed downward with a bandaged weapon, blasting the jounin to the ground without any mercy. It would not matter if he blocked the attack; he hit the ground with the force of similarity to dropping a rock into a puddle. The ground rippled.
The water dragon fell apart, and Hideo/Mac immediately gasped for air. The black neon eye dissipated back into a lifeless dark hole on his face.
"Look at this Kisame. He must be my little brothers supposed best friend. It puzzles me how they know each other if they never interacted in any way before that mission with the 2 rouge ninja. Even then, they acted too friendly towards each other to be coincidence." Said the cloaked figure to the other who was revealed to be a former member of the seven swordsmen of the mist.
"Hey, don't speak too loudly; I think the kid's head is still ringing." Said Kisame in his usual joking tone.
Mac lifted his head and immediately announced:
"I want to join you in the Akatski, Itachi." Without any kind of filter for how his words may sound.
Itachi removed his hoody. "How did you know I was itachi? I had not said who I was."
Mac tried and failed to stand at his level. He looked at Kisame, who was very pleased with staring at the not so alive jounin he blasted.
"Kisame travels with Itachi, I would have said sorry if it turned out not to be you." Mac shrugged as best he could.
Itachi sat down on a rock and got comfortable.
"You seem to be very gifted; I have never seen a fighting style like yours before. (Hideo was using street rules fighting style that involves 'using the environment to your advantage' and 'attacking the weak spots') We watched most of your fight, wondering how long you would last on your own, and it's surprising that you lasted this long with the rumours going around about your deplorable skill."
Mac frowned; he wasn't really the one who was fighting. It was his inner buddy who was used to fighting hunter nin. But it was in his best intention to keep that to himself. He looked at his left arm. The hand that used to be there was now not there anymore.
"Question, if I can find my hand, (provided a dog hadn't run off with it by now) can Kakuzu sew it back on?" Said Mac, assuming that he was already accepted.
"Listen kid, your skills are impressive, but you are nowhere near the required level." Kisame said, "We already have a mascot who can't do much of anything. We don't need another."
'Dammit Tobi!'
"How do you know Kakuzu is in the Akatski?" Said Itachi with caution.
"Kakuzu ain't got nothing on you bro of my bro." Smirked Mac, despite the pain.
Itachi raised his brows. "He is coming with us."
"What? You saw his skills. He isn't good enough!" Kisame said.
"You heard him guy, I am go-"Mac was cut off.
"You misheard me. I said: He is coming with us." Itachi said, glaring at Mac for some reason.
"Oh, now I get it. Hehehe." Kisame picked up Mac without much effort.
"Hey! I don't have a good feeling about this all of a sudden!" Shouted Mac, using all of his strength not to drop his sword, his last possetion.
They carried him off into the misty forest, shouting in vain.
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I am tired.
(Update times: Let me sleep)
