My warm-hearted Elincia,

This one dude came up to me and asked me if Soren, who is my best friend, was going to join a super smash brothers game. I had no idea who the heck this dude was, but the chances of Soren appearing in a super smash brothers game is slim to none, unfortenetly. It would be very nice if Soren was in a super smash brothers game though. I'm sure several people think that there should be some kind of a mage from fire emblem to appear in a super smash brothers game. I hope I get to stay into the next super smash brothers game too, I have no idea if I will apppear in the next game though. I bet they could bring Roy back and keep me in, but then Roy will be knocking me out like crazy and blame me for "replacing him" in Brawl. Speaking of Roy, I didn't know Roy and Marth were best friends. I think I'll shut up at this part now, since someone will probably read this diary like Ellen or Wolf. Now, I think I'll talk what happened today.

Now... Earlier today I was fighting against this ape, I think his name is Donkey Kong, he threw a bananna at me which I thought was a stupid move, but i slipped on it and landed on my butt, and when I got up, he picks me up and throws me off stage... I HATE BEING PICKED UP! I need to remind myself to never trust an ape, an ape like Donkey Kong. After I lost to him, I watched him fight against Link, and he picked Link up like he was a tooth pick, and he throws him off stage. Link screamed like a little girl and Donkey Kong did a stupid taunt where he looks confused. I wonder what would happen if I decided to eat a bananna in front of Donkey Kong? Hm... the only problem is that I don't like banannas. I think I'll just smash a bunch of banannas and see how the ape will react to that.

After I was fighting the big ape this weird blue hedgehog, I think his name is Sonic or something like that, runs past me and steals my sword. I got two things to say about that, it was evil that he stole my sword but it was funny when he tripped over the end of my sword and HOW THE HECK DID HE EVEN APPEAR IN BRAWL? HE'S NOT EVEN A NINTENDO CHARACTER! Then again, I heard he and Mario have a sports game together, which sounds boring. Maybe that makes him a part nintendo...EVIL! I hope I don't have to fight against him though. Last time I fought against him, he got a final smash and I got knocked off stage...in pain. I actually bruised my right arm which it took about six months to heal, and I broke my ankle. I will never fight a weird blue hedgehog again, especially a fast weird blue hedgehog.

I feel like eating some chicken now. I think I should go find Falco and try to eat him, but maybe it's not a good idea. Last time I tried to eat Falco, he used his reflector lookin' thingie and it hit me at my mouth. It still hurts right now and it hurts when I try to eat anything. It kind of hurts when I try to talk, but not as much as trying to eat something. I hate loosing battles to Falco. I heard this really funny thing someone told me that Falco had a crush on Fox. That's the most humorous thing I have ever heard of, haha! I'd laugh like crazy if he really did have a crush on Fox. I think I'll try to eat Falco again later.

First my mouth hurts, now my hands hurt. I'm in so much pain right now! I think I'm going to get beaten up by either evil girl, Falco, Wolf, Marth, or Roy. I think it'll definately happen if any of smashers read this diary, or even worse, evil girl reads my diary and tries to edit it saying... "What about me chicken lover?" She can be pure evil sometimes. Well, I think I'll stop here before something super evil happens, bye!

-Ike