Shadowclone076 Special

I would like to thank all of my loyal readers for sticking with me this far! So to show my appreciation, I have decided to fill up the chapter with Omakes! (After the actual chapter, which is named: Breaking Core) I would have done this earlier, but I just didn't have the resources to pull off this many smart, logical AND funny Omakes! I usually do my best to hide the smart part, but subliminally, you have all become smarter! :) On To the Special!

Beta: Animewatcher4685

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

(If inclined, listen to one of these songs, you decide when.)

"Speech"

'Thought'

Reading

"Demon Talking"

Theme song: Ambulance By My Chemical Romance (I don't own them either. Epic Band)

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Breaking Core

When Mac woke up, he was tied up again. Big surprise. He wiggled his wrist to turn the kunai he had attached to the inside of his sleeve and began to cut the binding ropes from within. By now, he knew that sleeping peacefully in the Akatsuki was an impossible task. He was now dressed in his old paper grey sleeveless vest and baggy ninja pants, plus a standard issue Akatsuki cloak. He never wanted to take it off again. This was not just any cloak; it was the same one the real Akatsuki wore. The thought this with a straight face, but he was beating the crap out of Hideo in his head out of excitement. (Like when you slap your best friend when you are excited for something.)

When he was loose, he simply put on his leather holster over his shoulder and sheathed his sword that had been lying against a wall/rock in a corner. He walked out of his dark hole of a room and saw that Itachi was coming his way, and had seen him walking out. He probably wanted to ask more questions, too bad for him. Mac could hear Itachi stare in disbelief.

'Maybe he supposedly tied a super advanced knot? Meh, I just got more respect points.' Thought Mac with a smirk.

He walked down the rock hall and once again ran into Sasori, who now was carrying a heavy looking metallic arm. Mac anime sweated as he saw what was to hang from his arm. Maybe he could use it as a hammer?

"This is my improved model, I have added extra durability and heat and cold resistance. It should feel more natural now too. The arm will survive a cut from a wind enhanced blade and the shock from a full speed running bull's ram." Said Sasori, staring admiringly at his work. He was gonna give something he liked to HIM?

"He is using you as a genie-pig, don't feel special."

'Shut it!'

"I have one request to make, then you may have the arm." Said Sasori.

Mac was really excited about having an arm, but not so much about it being an indestructible, heat and cold resistant anvil.

"You must NEVER remove it." Said Sasori with all the seriousness a blank face can muster, which is quite a lot actually.

"…ok." Said Mac, reaching slowly for the arm.

Sasori grabbed Macs elbow and slammed the mechanism onto the stump. It locked onto his stump like a growing tree locks onto the ground, painfully.Mac was tearing up and white eyed from this experience. He then, with the same expression of pain and shock looked at his arm. Blood was coming from the dividing line between his elbow and the metal forearm. He then, with the expression unchanged, looks at Sasori, who had the same blank expression as usual, but he could SWEAR he saw laughter in his eyes. Sadistic or mocking? He couldn't tell.

Sasori passed him and tapped his shoulder twice, indicating his leaving. Mac dropped to his knees, still in monstrosity level pain, grabbed the dividing line with his real arm and let out a shout just like Vegeta when he broke his arm in Dragon ball Z android saga. (I do not own DBZ)

Hidan laughed his sadistic laugh.

Zetsu stuck his head out of his room, looking for a dying meal.

An explosion erupted from Deidera's room, followed by; "You distracted me!"

A paper airplane/Dove flew from a room and pecked Mac on the back of his head.

Kisame and Kakuzu walk up to him and take him to the infirmary, which just turned out to be a room full of rock beds. It was quite disconcerting as his neighbours were already dead. There were corpses in this room. That is just sick.

Itachi then walked in the room as they left, closed the door and looked at him with his blazing Sharingan.

"Oh come on! Look at my fukking arm! Give me a break!" Said Mac, pointing to his redding and swollen arm.

"You attack an enemy when they lose an advantage. Your mind is probably too focused on your physical pain to block me out of your memories again.

'Heh, is he in for another surprise.' Thought Mac, with a slight smirk. The pain was less now, but only slightly.

Itachi grabbed bandages and a bottle containing liquid and a spikey leaf inside it. He walked up to Mac, grabbed his arm and poured the contents of the bottle over his arm. The pain he felt before had nothing on this. Like if you were to mix salt and lemon juice with soap. He almost passed out. This arm better be worth it!

Itachi then bandaged his arm around the dividing line, and very purposefully made it as painful as possible.

'What the hell! He supposed to be cool!' Shouted Mac mentally.

"You forget how he led jinchuriki after jinchuriki to their deaths."

"That's different! That's what he had done to keep his cover! He has no reason to be an ass in private!"

Itachi was both perplexed and shocked. It only took him a moment to tell that this kid knew that he was only acting like a horrible person as a cover. He then stopped bandaging his arm, tying a tight knot.

He left without saying another word. Wasn't he going to investigate him? Mac took a last look at his arm. Surprisingly his arm didn't nearly hurt as bad as earlier. It was more like a numb pain now.

He lifted his arm slowly, and noticed immediately that this arm weighed less than his other arm! He started to inspect it more closely, pushing buttons and tapping parts to see what happened. The cup holder was still there (Bad joke Sasori.), the chewing gum that was probably poisoned, a dart shooting device and an internal kunai holster.

'Ok, this is sweet!'

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Alright, now for the cookies (Omakes)! Let the party commence!

*Confetti in the air!*

Mac shows up at the door, and proceeds to punch Shadowclone square in the face.

"That fukking hurt! Next time write me in bed with a hot girl!" Shouts Mac.

I apologise for the interruption, but this seemed like a good idea, writing the characters into this event.

"Damn right, without me, this boat would probably have sunk a while ago!" Say Mac.

The rest of the Naruto cast that I have used arrives. But no Orochimaru.

"You discriminating little-" Slammed door.

Ok First is:

Conspiracy theories.

Ichi walks around his apartment, stressing about what outcomes may come. He was not sitting still to think even, he paced nervously.

"Ok, so, what changed from the original? Zabuza and Haku are still alive, Naruto is a fox, Mac became a main character, a new bandit girl that was supposed to die is alive, Sasuke doesn't exist and Itachi put me in an orphanage to protect me from the slaughter and Orochimau instead of flat out not killing me like he was supposed to."

Ichi stopped pacing, looked up and said;

"This world is screwed."

He started to pace that much faster, walking over his furniture in anxiousness.

"If Zabuza is still alive, then he can change stuff. Plus me and Naruto didn't get that first spark that said we are definite but distant friend/rivals. I never saved his life, he never got to say he liked his enemies. As far as I know, maybe he said to Kakashi that he liked Hideo and Kiyoshi? No. That big guy was just a roided out jock and the other was a blonde ninja in a baby blue ninja outfit. Also, no big promise! No chance to say he never goes back on his word cause he had no opportunities to make a word not to go back on! Oh crap, too much has changed."

Ichi picked up speed. He was now positively running over his furniture.

"I have no reason to hate Itachi either! I as in Ichi never saw or knew his family, so how could I be mad that he killed people I didn't even know? That isn't enough to inspire vengeance, is it? Maybe if I didn't have my past life's knowledge, I wouldn't be so sympathetic to his situation."

Ichi was not aware of it, but the door to his apartment was opened, and Naruto was watching him spaz out standing on his bed.

"Uh, Ichi what are you doing?" Said Naruto, now stunned and shocked at the display.

Ichi simply froze. They looked at each other form their places in the room.

"This never happened."

Naruto simply nodded and backed away, leaving the apartment.

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Ok, that was fun! How about another?

"Fine, but no more with a lot of boring Dialogue!" Shouts Mac.

…ok.

To be mini-Hidan

Mac was tired of almost dying constantly, and the prospect of not having to die again was a nice to him. He walked up to Hidan while he was eating in the kitchen and said quite simply.

"Praise Jashin!"

Hidan gagged and milk shot out his nose. He wiped his face as he composed himself.

"What did you say? Are you making fun of him you brat?"

"No! I wanna be an eternal badass!" Said Mac.

Hidan laughed loudly and then looked him straight in the eyes.

"You got to kill a ton of people in his ritual circles before you can even begin to be immortal like me." Said Hidan as he finished his sandwich off.

"Ok, just thought you were always on bored with inviting more people to the cause, but hey, I am sure Jashin would smile that you turned away another follower.

Hidan thought about this, it would be nice to talk to someone about this stuff, most of the time people say stuff like: "Hey! I am trying to eat!" or "Not now, I got to go pierce my eardrums so I don't have to listen to any more" or "I don't care.". The only other person who could even appreciate his acts was zetsu, but gets a bit too excited.

"Ok, fine, but you have to do two things first." Said Hidan, crossing his arms with an evil smirk.

Mac nodded uncertainly.

Later…

Mac was dressed in only his black baggy pants, Akatsuki vest, blue ninja sandals and a Jashin pendant around his neck. His hair was also slicked back. He was not happy with his look to say the least.

"Ok, now pull your fake arm out of the cloak, you can get a less restricted swing with your weapon if it is loose and free moving." Said Hidan, demonstrating by slicing a defenceless boulder in half.

'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea…'

"…yeah, sure…"

'Wait, are you, LAUGHING?'

"BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE A MINIATURE HIDAN!"

'Yours is a sense of humour I will never understand. Also-'

Mac thought of a painful thought directed at Hideo.

"…Ok, I will shut up."

Hidan was still busy murdering boulders, so Mac then chose to make his escape.

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How was that for a story?

"Dick."

Haha, yeah, I got more where that came form!

Samehada meets Dragon Fire

Mac was wandering through the Akasuki halls just looking for something to do. (Most of the time the Akasuki just sit in a cave and wait. Don't believe me? Watch the anime and count their appearances.) Mac saw Kisame busy tending to his sword, wrapping the sword in bandages for whatever purpose that served.

'Ima go talk to im!' Thought Mac.

"Illiterate much?"

'Don't you ever just switch off?'

"I am not a tailed beast, I can't just hibernate. I get bored and your life kind of turned into a rerun now."

'Yeah, well shut up, I wanna talk to the guy.'

"Hey Kisame! How about a lesson in swordsmanship?"

"WHAT?"

"You won't survive my training, brat, saw you struggle against one jounin. But I guess you have potential. What do you have to offer?" Said Kisame, tentatively wrapping his sword.

"An afternoon that isn't spent staring at a rocky celling?" Said Mac smartly.

"Ha, if I weren't so bored, I would probably smashed your skull in. Let's go." Kisame said, walking with his sword to the big empty room that held the Gemma Statue.

"One rule, no jutsu, this thing took forever to get ahold of." Said Kisame, leisurely taking a sword extended stance.

Mac smiled, he could now get the Samehada and his sword in a dual wield! He won't expect this to cut through Samehada. Living swords can be fixed right? Mac ran at him.

Kisame rolled his eyes and didn't even bother to dodge. He just blocked with Samahada. Mac Smirked. He pumped chakra into the sword!

Nothing gave. Samehada was simply rippling. Kisame suddenly twisted the sword, using the grip it had on the sword to shift the momentum of the thrust, thus putting Mac's back against the cold blue steel of Samehada. There was no rip.

"Bad, you can't be direct with your attack. You must not make you attacks easy to read." Said Kisame, removing Samehada from his back.

"I would also like to add that Samehada thinks your chakra is putrid." Smirked Kisame.

'Guess I won't get along with Karin now will I?'

"…"

"Again." Kisame said, now leaning smiling a toothy evil grin.

'It's strange, my sword can't cut through the scales. Is Samehada eating my swords chakra? If that's so, how about making it eat more of my putrid chakra.' Thought Mac, keeping his sword energised with each slash that was blocked.

"You must have a strategy when you fight! Without one you will only tire yourself out!"

"I do!"

Kisame then realised what he was doing, and immediately dodged the final fully energised sword thrust, placed Samehada on his leg and let it rip backwards, blood now coating one side of the sentient blade.

Mac was once again white eyed and screaming an inaudible yell of pain.

"Another thing, never announce your strategy." Kisame left Mac on his knee frozen in pain.

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How do you like that?

"Dude, I am warning you, I WILL go on strike! I won't show up on your fic anymore. And if I do, I will just sit in a corner and do nothing!"

Ok, for my FINAL Omake, I will make Mac awesome again.

"Yeah! It's gotta be bangin!"

I don't think I ever heard you say that before…Ok, On To the Conclusion!

Last Dream

Music: The Sleeping – Don't hold back (see your own fight too, this is my perception)

Mac runs towards a swarm of zetsu. The army is gigantic and not weak in slightest. Mac pulls out his great sword and leaps form a high hill and into the fray. He swings fast and accurately, slicing down individual zetsu with each slash, shooting an acid ball slash at a concentrated group. He decapitates more with 360 slashes that also chops knees to make them fall. He tossed shuriken into the crowed, but they are still too many…He activates his Bayakugan… (Chorus)

He slashes so fast that he grinds through a large chunk of zetsu. He then pumps his sword with chakra to allow it slash through the large amount of bodies easier, making an S shaped wind current with his movements. The now are more careful and aware. He is punched, which shuts his eye off.

He goes back to fighting normally, shooting rock spikes and acid blobs into the crowds. He is quickly forced to activate his Bayakugan again, there are now high class Zetsu.

(Chorus) He slashes and dashed quickly breaking their ranks and causing large casualties.

He slashed the giants head off with ease and lifts a spike from the ground to pierce the other.

(Stop) A throb hits him, and he falls to the ground, eye out of juice and him exhausted. The 10 min limit well past. The zetsu swarm towards his helpless and out form. They prey within inches, Mac watching them approach. He activates his Bayakugan again.

(Chorus) He forces the eye to open and keeps it on with sheer willpower. His black aura eye cracks larger over his face, making it appear as if his skull is cracking form the immense chakra pouring out of it. He forces his body to move beyond what he could normally do and move at lee's speed. He slashed through the crowds so quickly that the trees even begin to fall. He drops down like a sack of potatoes after dispatching the last one.

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Just so you know, I will stay with you guys till the end. For those of you who doubt this, here is a song of you to listen to that I do many times. Thank you for reading, as always!

We Come As Romans – Stay Inspired

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