My I'm running out of nice names Elincia,

Two minutes ago I broke a wooden pencil in my hand and it hurts a little bit right now. So that's why people say to never break a pencil, or was it breaking a sword or dagger or something like that. I think I'll go try breaking a sword maybe if that's the phrase people say, never break a sword. I'll do that as soon as I finish writing in my awesome diary which people are probably reading right now. Before I write about someone, for any smashers reading this, can you give me a chicken leg, that would be nice, okay thank you. Now I'm hungry for a chicken leg, but I must go on writing about smashers in you Elincia, It's my new hobbie!

Oh my evillings last week Sonic (I think that's his name...I keep forgetting.) had like ten cups of coffee and he ran around me a bunch of times and then he stole my sword (Again, Why does everyone want my sword?) but he fell and passed out. I find that very hilarious, this must mean I'm evil now! Anyways, after the idiot woke up he yelled "I'm can outrun everyone, I could even outrun an F-Zero racecar!" and then Captain Falcon heard the comment and the fightingness (Is that even a real word? Wait, it is a word, in the Greil dictionary!) started and went crazy. Crazy fights...usually I get involved, at least this time I didn't get beaten up or anything which is good for me.

I'm watching Television in this one room right now (Master Hand taught me what a Television was and how to use it.) and this one show, it's called smash live, has Marth and Toon Link fighting against eachother. Whoa, Toon Link is getting whooped by Marth! I'm not very surprised when Toon Link fights against someone, half of the time he looses, then again I loose almost all the time, but hey I'm actually getting better at fighting these days. Maybe I should fight against Toon Link, I might actually win this time.

I'm now bored of what to write next. I need to think, who should I write about this time? Wait I know, Samus! Three days ago, She actually came up to me and just randomly hugged me. I'm confused, why did she hug me? Does she like me or something? I think I'll ask her if she does it again or starts showing signs that she likes me. I wonder if Samus can sing and dance, I can see her doing that, but then she'd become a super SUPER star. If she becomes a super SUPER star, then that makes me look...not famous. I feel so sad now, then again, Samus hugged me which could mean she likes me, then if we got married that make me a super SUPER star, yes!

I'm bored again. I am going through channels and nothing good is on- EVIL GIRL IS ON TELEVISION! This channel is ANOTHER smash live channel, but this is one of those annoucment thingies. She's not wearing her red armor, she's wearing a royal blue tank top with a black heart design on the center and it looks like shes wearing brown stretchy pants. That look for her, is just dreadful! I wonder what would happen if I ran into where ever Smash live is (I'm guessing at a Smash stadium.) and yell "Hey Ellie, you look hideous with that outfit!" She's annoucing about upcoming battles which is boring and now she's announcing some newcomers that could join. There's a dude that kinda looks like me. I don't know what his name is, but he looks like a rip off! Now I know how Roy feels when I replaced him, I'll just blame Ellen.

I have so much extra free time which bores me more often, I think I'll try and join in on Smash live or sing and dance around Samus to impress her or at evil girl to drive her crazy. In the meantime, I think I'll just finish this because my hand is hurting as bad as heck right now, goodbye.

-Ike


Surprise! It has been forever since I updated this fic. Anyways, I hope ya enjoyed this chapter, have a happy May! ;D