. in lieu of flames ; diary days :: woe is me .
prompt :: tsuna keeps an observation journal for a literature assignment.
notes :: alternate universe, doesn't follow canon, no mafia, hints of tsuna / all.
Observation Journal of Sawada Tsunayoshi
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Day One:
Just to make it clear, this is an observation journal, not a diary.
Day Two:
Not that there's anything wrong with having a diary.
Day Three:
Sensei says I should add more to my journal and that continuing a sentence from one day to the next doesn't count as two days, but I digress. Nothing interesting to report though, everything is boring.
Mood: Bored.
I wish everything wasn't so boring.
Day Four:
Sad. Today sensei decided to switch our seating arrangements. He put me in the front of the class in one of the middle aisle. My previous seat was in the back next to a window, it was nice, I fell asleep a lot.
Oh. That's probably why sensei moved me.
Still sad.
Day Five:
I just noticed that I am actually sitting next to Yamamoto Takeshi. Yamamoto-san is the popular baseball star. He also smiles a lot, it's a little bit scary, but he seems nice. Maybe it won't be so bad.
Day Six:
Just kidding, it sucks. Yamamoto-san got me a detention because he kept whispering to me during class. Sensei didn't even get mad at Yamamoto-san.
Afterwards, Yamamoto-san followed me into detention, what is he a dog?
At least things aren't boring anymore.
Day Seven:
I called Yamamoto-san a dog to his face today.
He licked me, with his tongue. It was gross.
I've decided that it would be best to just ignore him.
Day Eight:
Ignoring Yamamoto-san is surprisingly difficult, he can pull off the kicked-puppy expression like nobodies business.
I guess he is kind of cute. That is, in the way a puppy is cute after it rips up your favorite stuffed animal.
Day Nine:
I pet Yamamoto-san today, it was really weird. I probably won't be doing it again anytime soon despite the metaphorical tail wagging I received from doing so.
What is my life?
Day Ten:
Yamamoto-san followed me home today. Mom asked me when I'd gotten myself such a cute doggy and scratched Yamamoto-san under the chin while he smiled and made weird panting noises.
I'm just kidding about the panting noises, but it was still really weird.
Never again.
Day Eleven:
A transfer student joined our class today, his name is Gokudera Hayato. His hair is silver and I think his ears are pierced, basically he looks like your stereotypical delinquent.
Gokudera-san has a glare almost on par with Hibari-san's, almost. No one can actually beat Hibari-san's glare.
Gokudera-san is scary.
Hibari-san is also scary.
Day Twelve:
I was right about Gokudera-san being scary. I accidentally knocked into him in the hallway, he challenged me to a duel and threw a stick of dynamite at me.
Who the hell carries dynamite in their pocket?
I'm just glad I had my trusty bottle of water. I will never doubt water again. I love water.
Wishing things were boring again.
Day Thirteen:
Gokudera-san has pledged his loyalty and body to me. I don't want his body. I am not Oreochinaru from Naroto Uzukima.
You know, the pirate manga?
Anyways, it happened because I saved Gokudera-san from almost being run over by a car. Afterward, Gokudera-san got on his hands and knees and cried. It was really scary, I probably should have let him get hit.
Just kidding, that would be mean, but still, he offered me his body. Whilst blushing. In front of everyone.
I think a lot of people misunderstood the situation.
Day Fourteen:
Gokudera-san asked me to call him Hayato. I said no. Turns out he he has a kicked puppy look on par with Yamamoto-san. Gokudera-san is now Hayato.
Now if only I can get him to stop calling me boss, it's starting to cause a lot of misunderstandings and now my mom thinks I'm part of the yakuza.
She says she's proud, sometimes I worry about her mental state.
Day Fifteen:
Hayato met Takeshi. Notice how Yamamoto-san is now Takeshi.
Hayato tried to kill Takeshi because Takeshi touched my arm. Then Takeshi got sad and donned his kicked-puppy look when I called Hayato by his first name. So then I called Takeshi Takeshi and Hayato got mad because Takeshi wasn't "worthy" enough.
It was really intense and they only stopped because they thought I started crying.
It was just an eyelash though.
Day Sixteen:
Hayato is probably more of a dog than Takeshi is. I'm not really sure how it happened, but for some reason Hayato and Takeshi decided a 'dog-off' was in order.
I think it was because Hayato got jealous that I called Takeshi a dog. I still don't really understand why.
Anyways, Hayato walked me to school and this morning and Takeshi brought me the morning paper between his teeth. Mom thought it was cute. I thought it was just really weird, but then again, my life has become the manifestation of weird.
Day Seventeen:
Today Hayato had piano lessons after class and Takeshi had to go to baseball practice so I ended up walking home by myself.
I almost got mugged.
Then Hibari-san saved me. Then Hibari-san tried to kill me.
Well I think he did, he said he was going to bite me to death. I might have even peed a little.
Day Eighteen:
Mom thought it was really sweet of Hibari-san to "rescue" me yesterday so she made him bento with a hamburger in it.
I left it on the desk in his office with an unsigned thank you note on the top, and then I ran away.
(He has his own office. Why?)
Hibari-san gave me back the bento (how did he even know?) and then glared at me for some reason, I think he wanted another one.
Hibari-san is scary.
Day Nineteen:
I didn't mention it yesterday, but I checked the bento out of morbid curiosity since it didn't actually feel empty.
I thought it was untouched at first, but then I noticed he'd actually just eaten the steak and left the rest.
I don't really understand. I guess he likes hamburger steak though?
Hibari-san is scary.
Day Twenty:
This morning when I went down for breakfast Hibari-san was sitting at the table eating a hamburger steak.
It seems mama has adopted a cat.
Later when I said so, Nana told me it was more like a cat adopted me. I didn't really get it.
When I went to school the next day and Hibari-san "bit to death" all the bullies that tried to approach me, I understood.
Hibari only liked me for mama's cooking though.
He also still bit me to death for my tardiness though it seemed a little less painful than usual.
He stopped after he thought I started crying.
It was just an eyelash again.
Observation journal of Gokudera Hayato
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Day One:
Today boss looked extremely beautiful, as always.
He even graced me with a pat on the head though he had to stand on a chair to do so (it was really cute). Tsuna-sama is amazing! Tsuna-sama must be protected at all costs!
Day Two:
I followed Tsuna-sama home today and kept look out for anyone suspicious that might try to hurt him, but then I lost him when a police officer tried to arrest me.
Fucking police officer didn't understand at all. Tsuna-sama must be protected at all costs!
Day Three:
Today I noticed that the baseball freak Yamamoto Takeshi also seems to have his eye on boss.
Baseball freak is a danger to Tsuna-sama even if Tsuna-sama doesn't seem to think so. Tsuna-sama is really too kind and must be protected at all costs!
Day Four:
Tsuna-sama must be protected at all costs!
Day Five:
Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama Tsuna-sama!
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"Background Character Sensei?"
"Yes [insert name here] Sensei?"
"I think one of my students might be a stalker."
"Ah. The path of a teacher is a long and hard one."
"What?"
"A teacher is not one that never struggles, he is the one that perseveres though the hardships."
"Nameless Sensei..."
"Even when I am dead, will you remember me? I'll die smiling."
"You've been reading too much manga. That one doesn't even relate to the current situation."
"Please go out with me I will protect you until I die!"
"Okay, now you're just fucking with me."
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I ship Background Character Sensei with [insert name here] Sensei.
lightly inspired by the Kuroko no Basuke fanfic, slow increments by juliedoo
