Dear Elincia,
I ran out of nice complments to say about you, please forgive me for this. I just woke up and I found a huge spider on my head. It was all furry looking with a white spot on its head. It scared the heck out of me! Now I know to never leave chicken bones lying around in my epicly awesome room. I guess I should start writting about what's been going on recently, huh? Okay, I'll start now!
I'll start writting about Pit. I busted him trying to steal my chicken legs. I thought I was eating them while I was asleep (Guess I was wrong there.) and now I know my theif...PIT! I wonder what I should do to him for stealing my chicken legs...wait I know, I'll rip his wings off. Nah, that'd be too classic. I need a more creative plan...wait I'll get warm water and while he's asleep I'll put his hand in the water. Oh wait, now I know what I'll do, I'll look for those metroid thingies and let them attack the angel. I sound so evil right now, muwhahaha! I think I just scared myself with my evil laugh now.
I'll write about...a girl named Rio. I was actually talking to her yesderday. She was hanging out with Pit. She may be weird (She takes ice out of her lemonade, I saw this happen) but she's really kind (well to me of course.) Her sky-blue eyes are so beautiful. I feel like asking her out right now if I had to, but I'm too lazy to get up. I think I'll write what she did yesderday. Okay, so she and I were talking, it was a normal conversation about life, then Snake saw us and gave us a weird look. As he was leaving, Rio whispered to me that she was going to read Snake's mind to see if he's thinking of something embarrassing (trust me, I busted him writting in an extremly girly diary.) Okay apparently, he was thinking about Samus and then Rio and I shouted "SAMUS LOVER" then Snake flinched and let one of his explosives fall which exploded. Snake had some bruises on his face and I think he was unconsious as well. Rio and I laughed our butts off watching Snake make a total fool out of himsef.
Okay, I think I'll write about... Marth...again! Okay, last time I wrote about him...he might go goth on everyone. Wait, if he goes goth...I'll go goth too! I want to fit in with the darkness, someone told me if I ever joined the dark side, there would be TONS of chicken there. Back to Marth, holy mother of chickens can he destroy his enemys with his final smash. I was watching him and King Dedede fight and a smash ball randomly appeared. King Dedede jumps on Marth's head (Marth got a tiny bit ticked off from that) and swings his huge hammer to hit the smash ball. He missed...epicly. Marth jumped into the air twice then swings his sword at the smash ball...he got it. He rises his sword and uses his final smash. Thank goodness I wasn't fighting against him, I would of end up being food to chickens or something.
Time to write about Fox! Gosh, yesderday, I was laying down at Luigi's mansion (Don't ask why if you're reading this evil girl) and all I heard was him whining about loosing a battle against Wolf. I don't know what's more annoying, Fox complaining or Kirby mocking the Falcon punch or whatever. Anyways, as I was trying to relax, Wolf came then Fox started to whine like CRAZY! He was all like "No! I don't want to fight you in a sudden death match!" and Wolf was like "I'm going to beat you again, muwhahaha!" yet, that evil laugh part is scary. Gosh, those two can be so annoying.
I think I'll write about evil girl and I'll call this a day. Oh my goddess, Yesderday she was all dark-toughish normal girl. I've never seen Ellen in a dress (and hopefully won't) but I think she looks best in her normal red armor outfit. You know what's really shocking about evil girl? She's SLOWER then me! That's right, slower! I heard she also hates running, not sure if that's true, but oh well. I watched her attempt to fight against Giga Bowser. That, didn't go very well... I'll just say when he punched evil girl she went flying off stage. She's not as...you know, like a princess Zelda.
Ow, my hand! It hurts so bad! I think I just whined there...oh well when I whine It's different then when Fox whines. Hmph, no one will get sympathy from me or you Elincia. Look's like I'll finish you for now, see you later!
-Ike
Hello everyone! Another chappie of my awesome Ike's Diary! Okay, I think for now on, I'll have a little trivia question, some could be easy, some could be hard, it'll be based on random stuff from nintendo (which I don't own) who get's the correct answer first gets to have their oc mentioned in Ike's Diary!
true or false: Ike likes only chicken... if the answer is false what's the truth?
Hope you enjoyed the chappie! :D
