Dear Elincia,
I'm laying down on grass from the all-star area, if you know what I'm talking about, hehe. It's so beautiful right now...I hear birds chirping and it's peaceful. I won't have to deal with anyone since no one is really here right now. Now if only everyone was a trophy... I think I'll try and turn everyone into a trophy somehow and see how it goes. It'd be peaceful forever then! I think I shall start writing about people before I start writing about how peaceful this place is.
Now, I shall start writing about...Link! Okay, a few days ago I was just sitting on a bench reading a magazine while eating my tasty chicken leg. I heard footsteps and looked around for a moment until I see Link wearing Peach's dress. Is it me or has Link wanted to become a girl...anyways Link started spinning around like an idiot and you know what I noticed? He was wearing clear high heals, not the stuff that Peach wears. His feet sure looked dirty and disgusting. I think I'm going to tell him to not wear that stuff because it looks SO disturbing. Back to the story, he stepped in a hole and fell. He kept on yelling for help, but I didn't help him. I just picked up my magazine and chicken leg and left. It turns out that he twisted his ankle can't fight for a few weeks. I learned two things from this, never wear dresses and never step in a hole with high heels.
Time for a really weird thing I saw just a few days ago... Captain Falcon wearing a one-piece suit. That's right, so I was at this awesome beach party and all of a sudden I see Captain Falcon wearing a hot pink one piece swimsuit with a bunch of designs that looked like different types of flowers. I walked over to him and asked him what he was wearing. This is the response he gave me... "It's manly isn't it?" I told him that it was the girliest thing I have ever seen. He tried to "FALCON PUNCH!" me, but I dodged and got lucky. People say that his "FALCON PUNCH!" is the most powerful move in the world. Well, he missed, so I guess that must mean he's not so powerful after all. I have one more thing to say... I found out that some dudette named Jody Sumer made the swimsuit... I wonder what she looks like.
I think I'll write about...Rio! Okay, so I asked her out a few hours ago, and everything went silent for a moment. She hugged me and said yes, which made me smile. She's so pretty. I want to take her out on a date... but where would be the best place to take her? I figure it out later...I'm just glad I'm finally dating Rio! Hm... here's something funny that happened while Rio and I were hugging each other...the chicken rage! The chicken rage is when chickens become ticked off from being attacked and they attack someone (mainly Link!) You know what'd be really cool...if chickens became items in super smash. Back to the chicken story... there were many chickens attacking Link like crazy...Rio and I we're watching this happen while Link screams like a girl. Rio and I laughed until Link wasn't moving at all. We both glanced at each other. Now I know where I'm going to take Rio...here, at the all-star rest area!
I'm going to write about Roy and Pit! Okay, so both of them have black streaks in their hair (Pit only has one black streak on the left side of his hair and Roy has three black streaks, one on the left side, one on the center, and one on the right side of his hair) which they got the streaks from Dark Pit. Both of the guys were talking to each other about getting getting color in their hair (don't they already...) then a butterfly lands on Pit's nose. That butterfly had different shades of blue but here's the funny part, Roy and Pit tried to catch the butterfly and acted like total morons. I think they only did that because they were having fun... Roy and Pit...good friends...Good thing I can fight for MY friends.
My hand is now swelled up a little... I think it's from writing too much! I think I'll just end this from here... goodbye Elincia!
-Ike
Hello everyone! Here is another chappie of Ike's Diary! Sorry for the delay, I've been busy with stuff and such. Hm... I'm thinking about starting a story called "Link's Diary" or something like that. I don't know if I wanna make it yet though...if you guys want it I think I'll make it. Here is a question for ya:
What is Marth saying when he does a taunt? (It can be any of the taunts he does.)
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