Shadowclone076 Reborn
Glad to hear I still have some readers! As promised, this update is faster than my last one, knowing this fact. Soon, I will also be uploading the incomplete product I have made so you may see what I have been doing for the last few months. That is to say I also didn't have much free time, so…On To The Story!
Beta: Animewatcher4685
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)
(If inclined, listen to one of these songs, you decide when.)
"Speech"
'Thought'
Reading
"Demon/Hideo Talking"
Theme song: This Is War by Thirty Seconds To Mars (I don't own them either. Imagine the fight in Mac's dream, the one with all the anime hero's vs. villain's!)
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I fought as hard as I could, but this opponent was beyond my skill. My eyes were burning, my arms were numb and my mind was screaming. The pain was beyond unbearable. Like dipping your brain in freshly boiled kettle water, stepping into a bath full of water that is too hot, and falling face first into the soap.
The curry was delicious!
"Once again, madam, your curry of life has awakened my spirit!" said Lee, who had joined me on my spicy crusade. It felt like a part of my mind was dead.
Mac got up, bowed, and walked up to Lee, who was quickly gorging himself on another bowl of the death mix. (That sounds like an awesome DJ mix title. Just put curry instead of a skull on the cover.)
"Hey Lee."
Lee looked up, eyes red and watering with radiance. And of course peppers.
"You need to follow me, I know where that old lady's adopted son or whatever is."
Lee was confused to say the least, but Mac gave him no time to retort, as he ran out without paying.
Lee was on his arse!
His face became the classic over-exadurated anime " D-X " face. (Turn your head right)
"Wait! You need to understand I only did that so you would definitely follow me! Don't kill me for god's sake!" he pleaded, Lee looking ready to pinball him like he did Gaara (in cannon).
"What are you scheming, former comrade?" Lee said with a suspicious eyebrow raised. 'And lifting those is a face-lift workout. Haha.'
Mac saw a guy standing on a hill with a hunchback. That hump was a kid.
"Look, that hump is a kid, and he is giving people funerals that are still alive!" Shouted Mac desperately, allowing the enemy to become completely aware of his presence.
'Oh shit.'
"Look over here, looks like we will be having another funeral soon. How tragic. Don't worry, I will pick out some nice flowers for your tombstone." Said the psycho with a kid backpack.
Lee stopped his relentless chase and looked at the freak.
"You were right, he is indeed an unusual adversary. But he doesn't seem to be worth a stolen bowl of curry." Said Lee.
The Freaks smile disappeared, and he shocked Lee with a lightning bolt.
"CRAP!" Mac jumped behind a rock, seeing the arc coming towards him. Now Lee was facing the full shock.
"You know what this calls for?"
"…"
"Are you still mad?" asked Mac.
"…Fuck off."
"I love you too brosef." He said in a playful yet sarcastic tone.
Mac jumped out of his hidey rock and started to form hand signals.
'I may not have much chakra, but'
He landed on a last seal, then pointed at the Freak, other hand bracing it.
"Water style"
The Psycho turned his attention to Mac now, Lee dropping in a heap, looking up weakly.
"Drip Drop Bang!"
A single droplet of water shot out of Mac's index finger, but it flew with the velocity of a sniper rifle round. The perfect optimisation of a miniscule chakra amount and making do with what ya got.
It unfortunately caught only cloth.
"Dammit!" Mac shouted, readying again.
He ran at him this time, firing off multiple "rounds", Sword drawn and ready.
The guy deflected the water droplets with lightning arcs, and prepared for his imminent clash with Mac. Mac jumped, sword raised overhead and ready to come down in a chopping motion.
FAKE OUT!
At the last possible moment, instead of following through with his slash, he just pointed at the guys face at point blank range, and fired.
But alas, since it was just water, it merely sent him, back of his head first, into the ground, making a nice sized crater. Before he could fall onto his back and hurt the kid, Mac snatched him up.
"Ha, everyone in this universe expects me to fight with 'honour' and 'integrity', but who wins in the end?
"How in the flying Pork did you know that would work?"
"Well, I basically had myself a Lee shield."
"If this was also serialised into a manga in some alternate universe, you just lost half your fanbase."
"That's funny, I wonder what half a chick looks like."
"Your ego will get rid of the rest."
"Calm down, guy, I was just joking around. I mean look-"
Mac holds up charred but only unconscious Lee.
"Dude's alive. I just cant respect a man that wears skin tight swimsuit and calls it a 'might suit'."
"Well I do have some relief in knowing you are most likely banned from hells kitchen."
"Hey, nice refrence!"
"What refrence?"
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Thank you for your continued support, this filler was just to clean up this mistake as fast as possible. Sorry for wasting both our time with an arc I'd rather not have seen.
(Update times: less than 3 weeks. Guaranteed!)
