Dear Elincia,
I found Roy and Pit trying to read you... I threw two chicken legs at them (both of them got hit in the head...oops) and yelled at them for it. They dropped you but I caught you before you hit the filthy floor. You seem to be alright, right? As long as you're okay, I'm happy. Now, lets start talking-er writing about people, shall we?
Time to write about a funny story I saw just a few hours ago. Okay so Marth, Fox, and I we're on this stage that looked like it's an underground stage. It started to rain those hot head thingies. Marth picked up the hot heads and threw the hot heads, but when the hit a wall, it got stuck...stuck I tell you, STUCK! Anyways, I jumped there and I went flying in the air. It kinda hurt a bit until I hit the ground which hurt A LOT! Fox decided to jump onto the hot heads...he ACTUALLY got stuck there. All I heard was a lot of screaming until all hotheads disappeared. He went flying away with no scream or anything. I think he was either dead or he was too hurt to speak or anything. If any of you crazy kids are reading this, don't try it (I'm talking to you Ness and Lucas if Roy and Pit show you this.)
I'll write about a green-shirted boy named Michael. His name reminds me of the name Michael Jackson, I don't know where that name came from or whatever...maybe it came from a game! Anyways, I was talking to him for a little bit. He's a cool guy. Right after I finished talking to him, Dedede's hammer almost hit the poor dude in the head. Man was the guy ticked off. Dedede was laughing like crazy until he saw the final smash ball floating towards Michael. He got it, used his final smash, and Dedede was dust in a flash. remind me to not tick of any of the normal looking people around the world...they could just beat the heck out of you. If you add Sheik with that...I think the world could just end then.
I think I'll write about...Dark (a.k.a Rio's younger sister!) I didn't know She and Rio we're sisters until Rio told me about it. Dark seems really tomboy like evil girl...the only difference is she's not evil...evil girl IS evil (well, sometimes.) While I was talking to Dark, Peach came up to her and started yelling at her and saying stuff like "You should be more lady-like like me!" ...I don't think Peach knows the defination of a tomboy. Anyways, Dark slapped Peach to the ground and then she kicked her to the sun. I was going to help Dark since she and Rio are siblings, but I guess Dark doesn't need any help.
Time for another funny story I saw in the last hour, It involves a Red Link, Roy, and a girl named Rin. Basicly, there was a a normal battle...until the whole stage area started burning down (Roy did it! I saw it happen, trust me!) Rin turned into this fireish bird (I think it's called a phoenix, but I'm not sure.) Roy was able to escape and Red Link...he just like...gave up and started drinking some kind of milk (I think it's good for you, so it's better then other stuff.) Yeah, I don't know why Red Link did that...it kinda made him look like an idiot though. Here's the funny part, Red Link ate a spicey curry (I think that's what it's called, it's the stuff Kirby makes.) and he ran off screaming to heck. I think Red Link escape with a few burns, but he'll live. It's like chicken... if they get sqaushed... rinse it, pluck the feathers off, cook it, make sure it's done, and eat it.
I think I'll write about Link and I'll be done for today. Okay... so I was watching Link walking around and he must saw something really weird (I'm not sure what it was...I don't think it was good though) and he was screaming and grunting and all that. I was like "What the heck, Link?" Later on, He was wearing rainbow-like clothing. It was his normal clothing, but it was just... colorful. His hair was even rainbow-like! I was starting to think that I was either dreaming or I ate too much chicken or something, but this was real! If you don't believe me, Pit recorded it. Oh, and one more thing, you know those pets? Link was holding one and cuddled it like it was a cat...Link is very strange lately.
My hand hurts so bad from writing this...Is there such thing as a tech-diary? I'm not saying I'd get rid of you (I'd never do that!) I was just curious if there is something like that. I think I'll get going, bye!
-Ike
Hello everyone! Here is another chappie of Ike's diary! Hey, I got a poll about who's diary I should write next or if I should make another one, so far I got nothing. Anyways, here is a random question of the day.
What is Marth's favorite food?
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