Dear Elincia,
There IS such thing as a tech-diary...I forgot what it's called though. I feel a little bit forgetful...someone threw a brick at me and it hit the back of my head...not sure who did it. I think I'll just start writting about random people. Let's get this party started! Er...
I'm going to write about a red headed girl named Kelsi. I never knew she hated evil girl. I was just talking to her recently, she loves watching torture (This means she must be a villian!) She'll laugh whenever evil girl does a dumb stunt or if she gets hit by something or whatever. Here's something random I found out about her, she has a tattoo of a skull on her right arm. Now that I mentioned that, I think I might get a marker and color the skull up. Oh wait, I know what I'm going to do, find some tattoo thingies (You know, those temporary ones) and put one on her forehead. Eh, I'll do that later. I saw her, Ganon, Wolf, and Wario fighting. It was one of those live stock thingies (I think they each had three lives) The first one to loose was Wario (All he did was fart, ew!) anyways, Ganon got a final smash and turned into his beast form. Kelsi and Wolf went flying off stage, Ganon turned back to normal and had an evil laugh and such. One thing I do know these about villians, never trust them...they're pure evil.
I'm going to write about Marth! Okay...he's offically all dark now. He still hangs out with Roy and Pit, but he's so dark. He's still like the same self, just his appearance is now different. I saw him fighting against Giga Bowser. You know, once you get to know him he's pretty manlier then you think. Anyways, he kicked Giga Bowser's butt and won the battle...epicly (I wish I could do that!) I feel like I'm forgetting something...oh shoot! I forgot to give back his tiara he lost! I better do that before he starts to think that I took it or something.
I'm going to write a funny story. It has Michael (still reminds me of the name Michael Jackson) and Sheik. Okay, so there was this team battle, Sheik and Michael were team blue and Wario and Luigi were on team red. Okay, right when the battle started, Wario let out a nasty fart (it was so bad I think Luigi puked) Sheik and Michael were disgusted by the smell, but it didn't really stop them from fighting. Sheik got a final smash ball and used it. It hit Wario's butt (Haha, take that Mr. StinkyIgotNoGoodInsultingName) He flew off stage saying something like "MY BUTT! MY BEAUTIFUL BUTT!" ...I got one word for that...DISGUSTING! Well, Sheik and Michael won the battle, they're truelly brave people.
I'm going to now write about a girl named Samantha. I was talking to her not too long ago. She's cool, Someone came over and gave her candy. I was like "That doesn't seem so bad." Until the sugar kicked in. It's like Roy and Pit on sugar combined, crazy and jittery. Well, I heard there's going to be those tourment battles and she might either be in it by fighting or be one of those anouncement thingies like what evil girl's in sometimes. If she really will be in Smash Live, I can't wait to check it out. I wonder if she'll wear a different outfit like evil girl wears sometimes. Maybe her outfit is better then evil girl's hideous outfit (I'm talking about the blue shirt with brown pants one I think that's what she wears.) Anyways, Samantha isn't bad at all overall.
I'm going to write about...myself! (Does that make me sound selfish?) Wanna know the stupidest I did recently? Okay, I was swinging my sword around (Don't ask why if your reading this) at the summit or whatever it's called. Diddy Kong (who was eating a bananna), Kirby, Yoshi, and Peach (which she slipped off the edge of the ice later on, haha) were watching. Diddy Kong finished his bananna and I slipped on it. I threw my sword into the air and it almost hit my head. Peach screams which she slips off on the ice (haha) and I, doing stupid stuff, got up and used the bananna to slide around. It didn't go so well. I gotta remind myself to NEVER slide around with banannas on ice. It can be painful at times. Well, there was a good path after all this, hanging out with RIO!
I'm gonna write about...WOLF! I've been hearing these weird rumors that he'd be evil girl's backup love interest (EW!) if he was in a human form (STILL EW!) I really don't know if that's true though. If it is though, she's a true weirdo. Back to talking about Wolf, I never knew he has a Fox disguise. I saw him trying to look like Fox and stole some food. It was kinda funny because Fox never noticed that some of his food was missing. Later on, Wolf stole Link's sword (and he didn't notice, what's going on with everyone lately) and cut a chickens head off to see how strong the master sword was. It worked alright...I think Fox and Link are not going to be happy if they notice that their stuff is missing. One thing Wolf can be good at...being evil! I can somewhat see why if the rumor is true though...if i ever catch them dating I'm going to scream at them "EW!" then run for my life so I don't get knocked out (which I probably will, unfortenetly)
I think my hand may have just died (I'm writing with my other hand, yeeeeeah...) I think it's time for me to take a break. Goodbye Elincia!
-Ike
Hello everyone! Here is another chappie of Ike's Diary. Sorry for a bit of the delay, but no worries! The new chapter is here now! Oh also, I finally got a few votes on my poll, I just need a couple more and I'll post the results. Now, here's a random question for ya
Who were the two female starfox characters that are in Starfox 2 (cancelled game)
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