Dear Elincia,

Someone drew a mustache on me! It was pure evil! Once I find out who did it, they're going to meet my awesome sword. I think I should named my sword something epic, nah. Okay, I'm bored so let's get writing gossip!

Okay...I'm going to write about...Falco. I'm so sad right now! Wanna know why? It's because he turned into a human, human I say, human! Now, I can't chase him and try to eat him anymore. Well, here's something weird about his new look, He looks a tad bit like me, by the face. He also wears red eye shadow or whatever that makeup stuff is. Either he wants to be a girl, or he's just naturally trying to be 'pretty boy'. The only REAL pretty boy in this smashing world would be...MARTH! You know, Now I can see Marth and (Yes, I'm still going to call him that.) wearing dresses (Either Both of them are going to destroy me for saying that or one of them will destroy me and the other gets ticked off.) with lots and lots of make-up or jewerly. Maybe I should get my ears pierced sometime.

Time to write about... an awesome game I tried! Okay, so earlier today Everyone was playing this awesome puppy love game called 'blind, poke, kiss' game. So basicly who's ever turn it is you're blindfolded. Then, everyone's in line and they poke whoever's in that line. If that one person in line gets poked, you have to kiss them. Relax, it's just puppy love, nothing more (That's right Toon Link you heard me!) Anyways, Everyone was playing this game. When it was my turn (I used my bandanna to get blindfolded) I poked Rio (I got SO lucky!) and I kissed her. I heard someone say "Aw, that's so cute!" I wasn't sure who said it though. Here's something really funny I heard though. Okay so it was Michael's turn (He had a green blindfold...now he reminds me of Link!) so he pokes Sheik (Ninjaaa!) and so He kisses Sheik. Some screams "GET A ROOM LOVEBIRDS!" I'm not even kidding, it was really loud. I believe it was either Wario or Snake who said it. Anyways, Both of the lovebirds got pretty ticked off...yeah. Here's the funniest thing I got to watch today in that game, when it was Evil girl's turn, she poked Fox (HAHA TAKE THAT!) so she had to kiss him. It didn't turn out very good in the end for her. She ran off and threw up. That game was the most epic game I've ever played.

Time to write about...an evilling named Seth. Okay, he seems pretty evil, but he really isn't...sometimes. He gets easily distracted by stuff, like pennies. I wonder what would happen if I put up a huge shiny looking fake penny in the middle of the street...Eh he could probably tell what's fake and whats not. I heard he likes to hang out with Dark Pit (I feel lonely sometimes) Anyways, earlier today he was fighting against Link. Here's the funny part, he attacks Link and uses magic on him. Okay...It wasn't funny but it was entertaining! It should of been up on BrawlTube! (It's a site where you watch videos!) Anyways, I think I'll try and talk to Seth, he doesn't seem completely evil sometimes. I've seen him talk to Zelda sometimes...hm...I think they're just friends, besides...Okay I got nothing to say at this point. One thing I will say... I think I'll give Seth a penny sometime, I really wanna hang out with him (I like Rio don't go thinking I like a dude that way you dirty minds!)

Now I'm going to write about the king of smash brothers (A.K.A MARIO!) Okay, How come he's the king, yet...I'm taller then him? I wanna be king too you know! I wanna you know, like rule the world and get people to get me lots of chicken. Anyways, I was fighting against him earlier today. He had got a final smash. I really thought his final smash was really cheap. It was tougher then I thought. I got hit pretty good, and flew off stage. I became instantly Ko'd after that...I looked like a true looser! I was going to cry...but I wanted to look like a man so I didn't! I heard a rumor about Mario being a plumber, is that true? I think I'll ask him, I'm pretty sure he wont hurt me, yet.

Okay, I'm done writing in here for now. I better get going before Sheik and Michael try and prank me or something (I think THEY were the ones that gave me the mustache) ...I'm off!

-Ike


Hello everyone! Here's another chappie of Ike's Diary. Okay, all OC's belong to their respective owners and here's a random question for ya:

True or False, The guy wearing a mask in the new fire emblem game is Marth. (Sorry if that was worded weird, if false, then who?)

Hope ya enjoyed the chappie!