Dear Elincia,
Man, I'm really excited for this Halloween party. I can't wait to see the kids get scared- wait a minute...I heard a girl named Marcia is coming, if that's that case...RIO HELP ME!
I'm going to write about Mr. scardy-skirt boy. That's right, I found out he has a diary. I'm reading some of it right now. There's a reason why he's not allowed to help work with the party, he carries those bomb thingies, he could cause the party to explode in an epic failure. If I had to choose, I rather choose Linky's twin-like ninja who owns me chicken wings for some unknown reason and will probably knock me out if he's reading this. I found something funny about Link by the way, he has a pony named Epona. I think I'm going to call that pony "EVIL!" and see what happens. I think I'll scare that thing away, that must mean Link will end up taking forever on coming here. Now I sound evil, EVIL!
I'm going to write about a dude named Shinigami. To tell you the truth, he's a really random dude and he's pretty talkitive. Now that's what I call, awesomeness. I owe him a piece of awesomeness, since he is awesome. I don't know what I should give him yet, though. I think I'll let him come up with the activities for this lovely party. He can even dress as scary as he wants. Now, who should I dress up for Halloween? I was thinking about dressing up as a dude named cloud, but that'd be too weird, maybe I'll dress up as Rio...Shinigami can be the judge of what I wear, he rules!
Time to write about...evil girl! I think I'll be complaining about her when the party starts, but she's been kinda nice to me lately. I hope she knows I'm with Rio- oh wait, I think she likes Wolf (I forgot if he's humanized or not, either way...EW!) I heard someone's going to up on stage and scream "ELLEN LOVES WOLF!" or somehow try to make her look bad. I'm going to laugh when that happens, geez I feel evil today. Oh, did I mention Evil girl's wearing that dark mage outfit for Halloween? I think she's going to knock me out if she's reading this, but Halloween is coming, and I feel like pranking someone for some reason.
I'm gonna write a story called ninja love, created by your favorite, me. Okay, so Sheik and Michael are in love. They told each other their true feelings and promised to protect each other when danger comes. Someday, they'll probably get married and yadda yadda yadda writing stories is harder then I thought. Now that I have some kind of blockage going on in my brain it's causing me to become hungry for chicken wings. Oh, now I know what I was going to say about ninja love, one day danger comes and they end up getting kidnapped by that evil Ganondork (Haha!) and Then one day, Link somehow becomes stronger and steals my sword, saves the ninjas, and everyone becomes happy. Isn't that such an epic story? I think Ganon's going to like it a lot! Now, thinking about it, I think I should tell this story to some of the kids for the Halloween party, see if they all like it, I'm going to do it!
I'm going to write about a girl named Jasmine (A.K.A Link's sis!) She's bringing in some sweets, apparently no chicken... I should of asked her if she could bring in a lot of chicken. I wonder how many of those pumkin whoopie pies she's bringing with, 'cause I can see some of the kids eating some and going really crazy (Pit, Roy, and possibly evil girl!) I think her friend, Jane has some of the supplies to make an epic party. This is going to be good. I think I'm going to give Jasmine some money to thank her for keeping everyone entertained with food, she's pretty nice, better then Link too! (Do I sound greedy yet? I don't want to turn into a party mad scientist...) I really need to thank Jasmine somehow.
I'm going to write about, Jane! I heard she has a crush on the dark version of Link. I hope she can somehow slap Dark Link so that he doesn't try to eat anyone or steal all the food, especially my precious chicken. Now that I'm bored, I wanna go talk to her and maybe try to start a conversation about brawl. Anyways, earlier today, I was watching her trying to do a back flip, but she almost hit her head so I ran over and saved her from hurting her head, I don't want her ending up like Mr. Chicken or Toon Link. She hugged me when she got up and said that she's happy that she saved me. I smiled at her (Oh c'mon, can't just friends do that? What is just friends these days...I know what you're thinking evil pikmin.)
I'm going to write about myself. I feel so powerful right now, so powerful I think a bunch of people hate me, possibly the pikmin. Anyways, I really can't wait to be married to Rio, she's really cute and I love her and I'll always make sure that she's okay and I'll go emo if she gets hurt or dies. Back to talking about myself, I heard someone is going to add a DDR machine, if that's true, I'm so going to play and make Marth join in! You know what I might do? Play DDR and eat a chicken leg, isn't multitasking fun sometimes? I'm going to rule this party, HAHAHAHAHA *coughs* Okay maybe not. I feel extremly evil.
I think I'm done writting for today. I can't wait until tomarrow! See ya later Elincia!
-Ike
P.S- Hey, this is Falco writing this, why does Ike call me "Mr. Chicken" half of the time even though he know's that I'm human now? He's such an idiot sometimes. I heard that Link's going to prank Ike, which is going to be good. By the way, Wolf IS human right now because Roy, Pit and Ness pushed him into the humanizer machine, I think Lucario's next. Okay, I'm done, bye bye.
Hello everyone! Here's another chappie of Ike's diary! Sorry for not updating this in a while, I was busy writing Disappearance and Link's Diary, but I was able to get this chappie up! Anyways, all OC's belong to their respective owners and I hope you enjoyed the chappie!
