Dear Elincia,

Halloween is finally over and I will forever thank Rio for everything! She and I are getting married next week, so I'm a tiny bit nervous for that, but extremly excited at the same time! I learned something new about something...It's called...an abbreviation. You know, when people use those weird "LOL" or "BRB" kinds of things, well, I made one up. It's called 'IWC' which means...I want chicken. Okay, I think I'm going to start writting random stories and such like usual.

I'm going to start off by writing one of my awesomers (What, you think that's not a word? I'll give you the Greil dictionary, it's in there somewhere, you just have to use your eyes, and your head.) Michael. He destroyed a bunch of cuccos (It was an epic hit!) which they turned into chicken...YAY! I need to get him something special for getting me all those chickens...I heard his favorite food is pizza, pepperoni to be exact. If it's true, I'll get him a HUGE pepperoni pizza, I'm sure not just him would go crazy but some of the crazy kids out there would go crazy too...by trying to steal pizza! Wanna know something I heard? I heard he's close friends with Linkia (Yeah, Link got turned into a girl somehow, so we all just call him Linkia when that happens.) I wonder if that's true...eh ninja boy is still him.

I'm going to write about... Falco, the chickenhead! Oh...my...goddess! I heard he has a girlfriend named Katt...it sounds like an evil cat name. I never knew he would have one. I wonder what would happen if I caused them to break up...nah, that'd be too cruel. I know what I'll do later...turn Falco into a chicken leg, eat him, then get myself the left over chickens I haven't finished since the halloween party (which I'm getting more muscle, yeah! manlyness rules!) I think I'll do that!

I heard that there was this thing going on on one of the smash T.V channels, and there's random guys fighting epicly. That sounds so epic! If I were to vote anyone, I vote for Shinigami (if he's in there.), Michael (if he's in there), OR Juni (What? I heard she's got darkness in her, so that must make her evil, epicly!) Anyways, I was watching a little bit of it and I saw two guys I barely know, one of them was carrying a scythe and the other threw explosives (reminds me of Linkia!) anyways, I was checking out some of the moves they were doing...man was that weird...yet epic at the same time. It's like the time where I fought against Marth, we clashed our swords together while fighting, it almost seemed like we were dancing, but we weren't.

I am SO bored right now. I think I'll write about myself. Oh my goddess, I was so thinking about dying some of my hair black after what I saw on this one dude...or girl, I really couldn't tell. Anyways, this guy had the same blue hair as me, but with a bunch of black streaks...It. Looked. EPIC! I wonder what her name is, I want to be friends with it! (NOT date it...Mr. Chicken, I know you try and read Elincia.) As I was saying, I'm thinking about get getting some streaks and blah blah blah, will people start to think that I'm going punk? That'd be sad.

You know, I'm going to write about a funny story I saw earlier today. Okay so Ellen was wearing that blue dress (I have no idea why she wore it) and came up to Wolf. Wolf made a really, really funny comment saying "You actually look like a girl wearing that dress." I actually laughed so hard at that. Ha, HAHAHAHA! Back to what I was saying, evil girl had this really really evil look and Wolf just says he's kidding about it. Here's the really funny part...King Dedede starts dancing on a tree branch, and falls on evil girl and Wolfy. I would be laughing like crazy right now for that, but I don't want to be KO'd by the evillings (even though Wolf isn't such a bad guy.) Now that's a funny story, don't you think Elincia?

I'm going to write about someone no one probably knows, except for you Elincia. His name is Soren. He's my best friend, although people think that we're dating and blah blah blah (That's so not true thanks to Rio, I love her so much!) That's what I get for holding his hand that one time. Wait, you don't know what I'm talking about? Gah! No wonder people mistaken that...crazyness. So one time, I was talking to Soren and there were a bunch of people making fun of him because first off, he's a branded (You people are so cruel! That is so wrong!) and then I heard that someone hates him because he's just "a disgrace to any world in general" ...I find some people overly evil and I will use my second best friend, whose my sword, Rangell, and use it on them. Anyways, I held his hand for a little bit saying that he'll be okay and such, and then someone walked by and thought that we were dating...EVIL! I wonder if anyone has ever heard of...brotherly love. Anyways, Soren and I don't love each other "that way".

I'm done writting in here for now. I found out that Micaiah (GAH! The silver-haired maiden!) Is hanging around here for now, so I really need to hide this before she thinks that you don't belong to her, she can be quite dumb and at the same time, evil! Byebye!

-Ike


P.S- Hey Ike! It's Ellen writing, yet you don't check your other pages, which is funny. I just wanted to say that some of your chicken got stolen from Wolf, and you are pretty evil sometimes, but I don't hate you like I used to, you know that right? In fact, I like you (as a friend of course!) Oh well, I see your writing about Soren, he seems like a cool guy.

Hello everyone! Here is another chappie of Ike's Diary. Anyways, I don't have much to say other then all OC's belong to their respective owners, so I hope ya enjoyed the chappie!