Dear Elincia,

Evil! A bunch of cuccos have attacked me! This is all Link's fault! He should of told me earlier not to attack those rabid cuccos...now I'm afraid that I might have the mad cucco disease. Oh man, I think it's happening already...EVIL CUCCOS! Next time, I'm going to ask Rin if she can burn all of these cuccos...she's a pyro, and she's smart, unlike Roy! I think I'll just start writing about random people, since Michael's and Sophia's wedding is over...IT WAS EPIC!

Okay...there were a bunch of fun games...and one of them is a game where you pick chicken legs up with your mouth (This was my idea! I kept on asking Michael to have this as one of the wedding games...I got him to say yes!) So basicly what happened is there were three people playing this (it was me, evil girl, and Shinigami) somehow...I DIDN'T WIN! It was Shinigami, he's a good man though, so I'm okay with it.

Mother of Elincias (That's right, I added that evil 's' after Elincia)... I was walking into the wedding area thingie (I don't know how to describe the area, it was all fancy like mine and Rio's wedding) and I found a sword...that had a hilt that was designed like a chicken leg... I SO want that now! I feel like a little kid for saying that now. I need to ask ninja dragon boy if he saw that sword. If he didn't, and it's no one's...I call the sword first!

I'm going to write about...Evil girl and Rin. Okay, so... Evil girl and Rin decided to prank someone right after the wedding...and guess who got pranked? KROM DID! There was a bunch of balloons with fire in it (those balloons won't pop from fire...they're fire proof!) and so Ellie got Krom to open the door... all of those balloons fall. Krom thought there was a monster so he attacked all of the balloons by slicing all of them with his sword...he ended up getting burned for that. Now that's what I call, a good prank.

I'm going to write about...LINK! Somehow, he got sick...like really badly. Guess what I did? I went to where he was, got a moldy cheesecake with one of those explosive devices that Snake put in, put it near Link, and watched it explode...I thought that was HILARIOUS on Link's expression. He was all like "WHO DID THAT?!" He looked so angry. Haha, wait a minute...I think I know what's going to happen now...Link's going to get me back...I need to tell everyone not to listen to Link when he wants anyone to prank me, NONONONONO- I'm going to shut up now.

Why the evillings have I not written about mr. ninja on the first thing when I write about evil people? Oh well, he can somehow carry my sword around easily! Earlier today, I asked him if he thought that he could carry my sword, he was all like "yes" and I was all like "You are so not a Marth, but I want proof!" So he grabbed my sword, and walked around with it like it was a stick. There was this evil transvestte, his name was Ghirahim I think, and so he was able to defeat him EASILY with my sword. Yay! I'm not the only man here that can carry a sword easily (unless Reinhard can...Not...crossdresser...I wonder what ninjas look like with dresses...I need to ask Soren, he knows everything.)

I'm done writting all of my evilness here...wait...I need to say something about the flower...Sophia threw the flowers...and...guess who caught it? Link did! One thing, I don't think that he has a girlfriend, then again, I got attacked by all of those cuccos. I'm out of here now, byebye!

-Ike

P.S- Ike, I'll find a way to prank you...and it won't be cuccos attacking you either, wait, you just didn't listen to me when that happened.


Hey guys! I'm updating a lot today! This is the third time I've updated today, and there'll be more chappies for one of the swordsman's diary's today! Anyways...All ocs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoyed Ike's evil page of his diary! xDD