Dear Elincia,
Oh no Linky-pie didn't! He totally pranked me...it was pure evil! There was this water fountain thingie at this one park I was at, and when I pressed the button thinige, when I thought it was going into my mouth, it hit my pants...now it looks like I peed myself! That makes me look so bad, and that is pure evil!

I'm going to write about...Juni! I haven't seen her in forever! Okay so I was talking to her earlier today and this random smart bomb almost hits her. I ran over to the smart bomb and got hit. I kinda got hurt from it pretty good, but...I healed, Haha! I bet Juni's happy for saving her from being hit by that evil smart bomb! ...I wonder who threw it...It must be that evil cucco!

Now I'm going to write about... Mr. Chicken! Hahahahaha! Something funny happened to him...okay so Diddy Kong was eating a bananna and threw this peel onto the floor and then Falco, not paying attention to anything really, steps onto the banana and slips, causing him to do a split. HAHAHA! That was the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in forever! I was able to record it with my chicken leg disgused camcorder, muwhahahahaha! Now I sound evil, that's just plain evil, I'm not suppose to be evil dang it!

I'm going to write about an incubus. His name is Krowe, and he has silver hair. Wait a minute...did I just say incubus? OH MY CHICKENS! Does this mean he could go after Rio? She's mine! Wait...I heard he has met Rin and likes her...hm...That's good to hear, at least he won't go after Rio. Anyways, Krowe does look better then-NOT ME! I still think I'm good looking, no matter what creature I am, ha!

Speaking of evil things, I need to write something that is the opposite of evil. Hm...Oh, Jasmine! I saw her at that wedding the other day, She dressed up pretty nice. I wonder what she ate there, I know what I had, CHICKEN! Anyways, I was talking to her earlier and this huge spider was on her head. I had no idea what spider it was, but she told me that she felt crawling on her head. I slowly grabbed the huge spider and threw it at evil girl. The spider landed on her back, and it crawled all over her. Apparently, she was able to kill it later on, but she did blame it on someone else, HAHA! Jasmine must be happy that I got the spider away from her.

I am going to write about...Kira! You know what I want now? I want to get some streaks, I don't know what color though...Anyways, Toon Link mistaken Kira for the ninja, I have no idea how that's possible since they're like nothing alike that could cause them to be mistakened for eachother...but I like my chicken! Anyways, I was talking to Kira, and so he used this darkfire move on Toon Link, and boy does he sound like a girl when he screams, man! I should hang out with the guy more often, he's better then people say. Now, this guy, is so a man.

Okay...I'm tired like heck now and I think I'll go annoy Falco soon. I wonder What would happen if evil girl accidently kissed a ninja...that would be funny (Wow, I'm really evil lately, what's up with me? I blame Soren for this!) I'm off to hang out (or pass out) sayonara!

-Ike

P.S- Ike, I'm reading your journal right now, and that spider thing wasn't funny! By the way, I ate one of your chicken legs...I got hungry.


Hello guys! Here is the forth chappie posted Today! Wow, I feel speedy today. Well, I think I am done posting chappies for today, so woot! Anyways, Who here wants some chicken? I know I do! All OCs belong to their respective owners and I got a random shoutout to all of yous...Happy Overly early Halloween! ;D