Dear Elincia,
Yes, it's finally a new year! I know what this means...more chicken for me. Okay, so that christmas party was great! There was lots of yummy food, such as chicken, and some other stuff. I was hanging around with a lot of people, and it was just fantastic! One of them dressed up as an elf...I think it was Toon Link and there was another one that wore a blue tunic...it makes me wonder how there's two of them and if there's going to be an invasion of them...I guess I shouldn't worry though...So I'm good! I should start writting about some people and stuff that happened, right? Thanks for telling me Elincia! This is one of the reasons why I love you, in a friendly way of course.
Speaking of Elincia, I actually saw her at new years eve! I was really shocked...I thought she was dead...but she's not...that's great news! I hope Rio won't get jealous of me or anything...I don't like women who are easily jealous...she probably doesn't so I'm good! Anyways, I was talking to her for a little bit and she told me that she found love...and her love is... are you ready? Hold on for a minute... Alright, prepare yourself now...because what I'm gonna tell you will probably shock you for life. Her love is...Krom. It REALLY shocked me when she told me that...I was gonna pass out for a moment. I don't like Krom at all...I kinda hate Elincia for that...but there's nothing I can do. If Krom does anything evil to Elincia, then I will use my final smash on Krom...Wait...I think I'll use it so that I don't get replaced in the new super smash game...Why haven't I thought of that.
I found the funniest thing in the world...a picture of Kirby kissing Pikachu. I don't understand why I see stuff like that...it just makes me wonder if I'm going crazy or something. I just needed to this off of my chest. I don't need to go crazy on anyone...or biting someone...not that I would anyways. I don't why I just wrote this. I'm moving on.
I'm now gonna write about...Kira! He's changed a lot since we first met. He used to HATE my guts when we first met...I think that was because I replaced Roy...then again...a lot of people hate replacers. Now, he doesn't hate me so much...instead he's hating Krom since he's gonna replace me...well...probably replace me since there's a good chance. I guess I got lucky there. I think this means that he won't go destroying me or anything since he no longer hates me, take that Krom! I still need to be careful...he could end up going right back to hating me any second now...just any second...Anyways, I was talking to him for a little bit and told me that he knows a guy who can look into the future...and I thought Micaiah was the only one who could do that (I hate her for trying to kill Soren by the way! I found that out recently...) So I'm gonna go to him and ask him to look into my future and see if I'll be in the next super smash game. I owe Kira something good...I don't know what to get him though...I'll think about that later. I've heard from Link that he thinks that Kira's an emo...now Kira himself told me that he's a goth (whenever I hear that word it makes me think of Dark pit.) So...if that's an insult...then Link will get no sympathy. If a battle happens...count me in to watch! I'll drag Soren with to watch.
Speaking of goths, I'll write about Dark Pit. So...he was talking to Marth and said that he's going to get some streaks in his hair. He was thinking about getting some silver streaks or a midnight shade brown in his hair. Is this what gothlings usually do? give some streaks and such? Sounds a little evil...but that doesn't make them evil (Soren apparently gets offended if I say something like that...) Oh! Speaking of Dark Pit...he (and maybe I) is going to some kind of festival where you get to hang around with Zombie lookin' thingies (Link knows what they're called...I think they're called Redeads or something like that) and all that crazy stuff. If I do go...I just hope that I don't get hurt or anything...that'd be bad.
I'm gonna write about...Chickenhead! I got the best news in the whole world...I was able to catch Falco and eat him. That means I won't be writting about him too much anymore...Oh well, there's many people to talk about yet...I just realized more and more people are disappearing...I just hope I don't end up like one of those peoples...So...whoever loves Mr. chicken, if your reading this right now, I swear to goddess that Link ate him.
Okay...I'm bored. I'm going to write about a few more people since more and more people are disappearing, which is weird. I'm going to blame Krom, it's all his fault. Anyways, I'll write about Michael. Haven't seen him much lately since he's married to Sophia. I wonder if he's one of those people that change on you and all that drama...if that's the case...EVIL! It's either possibly that, or he is one of those people that could of disappeared with his wife...two people disappearing without me causing it in one day...new record! Krom, why must you do this?! Why must you fall in love with Elincia then cause everything to go all evil?!
I'm gonna write about...nevermind. My hand hurts so bad that It could explode any second. Krom, this is all your fault! Okay...I'm done blaming him for this...I really hope he doesn't read this... I don't want to loose all of my meat...AND NOW I'M DONE GOODBYE!
-Ike
Ike, you seemed a little stressed at the ending. Haha, I finally posted another chappie of Ikey's diary. That's one long chappie to start of the new year, hahaha. All OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this chappie! :D
