Dear Elincia,
Whoa! I thought I ran out of pages, but nope. I actually forgotten about writing in you, Elincia. I'm SO SO SO sorry about that. Good thing I'm writting right now. I writting is becoming more improved (That so looks right, right?) Well anyways, I should start writting on random people and other stuff.
Alright, I'm now going to write about...KIRBY! He's found a new girlfriend, and her name is Jigglypuff (EW!) I've heard a really weird rumor...Kirby was supposed to be yellow when he was born but was Pink. If that is true, then I'm going to wonder why he isn't yellow...because his pink doesn't look good on him! I hope he doesn't read this because He could end up eating me or eating me then spitting me out then become an imposter...which is evil! Can you believe that Elincia? Good thing I won't have to deal with too many copy cats...as long as there are no clones around...
I'm going to write about someone now. This is a mini letter if somehow Rio is reading this. I haven't been seeing you at all lately and I miss you where ever you are. I'm starting to lose my hope that she doesn't love me so much anymore, but who knows these days? Maybe I'm just going crazy. Speaking of Rio, I've been having weird dreams where I keep on forgetting about her. I'm really scared that she might read this and then think all that crazy stuff. Anyways, alive or dead, I will still fight for my friends, family and loved ones, and my chicken legs and wings (That means all the chicken in the world is mine, muwhahaha! That sounded evil, didn't it?)
Now, time to write about, Dark Link! Okay, that idiot is so stupid he makes me laugh, Haha! I couldn't stop laughing when he said that he was going to eat Link and take over the world. Number one, are you a cannibal and number two, that is the stupidest (stupidest is a real word in the Greil dictionary!) thing I have ever heard in my whole life! The next thing you know, Dark Link runs over to me and tries to bite my arm. I threw my sword into the air, jump and screamed "EVIL!" and then I grabbed my sword and fell on Dark Link. I thought that was the best thing I've ever done. Besides, I think I "pawned" (Or whatever people use these days, tch, overly modern people...) Dark Link, woohoo!
Speaking of Dark Link, I should write about the Elf boy, also known as 'Zelda' (Take that you pretty boy! That's what you get for being mistaken as your game title or whatever people call it!) He's been pretty mean to me and Roy and I don't like that evilness coming from him. I think he got himself a girlfriend (how the heck did he get one of those?) so I'm starting to think he's gonna be all that 'awesome' and such...I have something to say about Link...you are the most evil thingies in this world and should get eaten by one of those plant thingies from the tournament (Originally from Mario I think.) Anyways, I discovered that my sword is much better then his because mine is much heavier. That fairy boy couldn't carry this with two hands, maybe drag it a little bit but that's about it.
Okay, I'm done writting in here for now. Hopefully no one will destroy me like crazy or anything like that, in that case, BYE!
-Ike
Hey guys! Woot! I was able to post a chappie of Ike's diary! Sorry for not posting anything for a while, but I have some news about Ike's diary, are you guys ready to see the truth?
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This is the last chapter of Ike's diary, sad right?
Alright, well, All OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this last chappie!
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Not! April fools! *chuckles* The story's gonna keep on going, I love ya'll and have a great April fools day. :D
