Dear Elincia,
HA! I found you! You were hiding in Marth's room...now how did you end up there? Was Marth trying to steal you or something? If that's that case...I promise I won't let you be in that dangerous situation again. I'm gonna write about random people again, so yay! After that...I might just go look for chicken or whack Roy's head with a huge chicken leg...nah too lazy...anyways, lets move on now!
I am first going to write about Dark Pit right now because there's a story that just made me laugh like crazy and he has no idea who did it...which was actually...ME! Anyways, so he was sleeping and snoring, which got annoying, and then I was trying to wake him up because I needed to ask him about you, Elincia. First thing I tried to do is pour cold water on him...but surprisingly it didn't work. So the next thing I do is pour honey all over him...that didn't work either. I ran off to find some help (and it took awhile...) but finally I got some help from Toon Link. He told me to get one of those stereo thingies where you can listen to music from and such, so I grabbed one of those, connected it to a telivision (or whatever they're called) and turned it on, blasted out some music. It...DIDN'T...WORK! HOW?! So this is what I finally did...I ripped Dark Pit's wings off...and he snapped awake screaming his butt off...I quickly ran off and hid so that I didn't get caught. He's probably still very angry right now, so I better not ask him the question that I wanted to ask...and I REALLY REALLY hope that he doesn't read this because I have a bad feeling he might feed me to "Hades" (At least from what Roy said "Hades" eats other people) or something like that. Yeah...I'm going to move on now from there! (and yet I feel evil at the same time...and he has no idea that I did it.)
Speaking of eating other people...I'm going to write about Dark Link! I thought of a very funny name for him and you'd laugh at it so hard if you were to read this...Mr. Cannibal chicken face! (Does that make me sound like one of those guys that wants to eat other people? If that were the case...NO! I don't like eating other people!) Anyways...this is how I came up with it... Dark Link was fighting against Link in this one tourment and then both of the Links attacked eachother and fell and it looked like Dark Link was eating Link's leg from my view...so I started to laugh my butt off until I got weird looks from everyone and then I said "What" and then I got slapped by Peach who told me to shut my pie hole...that makes no sense but that's not the point...Dark Link's not a Mr. Cannibal chicken face! he could turn into one of those chicken thingies from Link's world...HA!
I need to write about someone who I usually don't write about in such a long time or very commonly...wait I know! I know...Toon Link! I guess I'll write about him now. I like the fact that he was actually giving me legit ideas to wake Dark Pit up and not giving me stupid ones like I should just jump off a cliff and scream like a coward or something along those lines...stupid Toon Link, but that never happened...yet! I want to thank him for helping me out which I didn't do yet or give him a present for helping me which was actually effortive (yes effortive is a word I got it from the Greil dictionary!) so what should I get him now...I heard that he loves to slice those chicken thingies from his world (I actually forgot the name of those but it starts with a "C" if I am correct.) maybe I'll get him one of those...or even better! I get him a couple of those and he can make me lots and lots of chicken! YEAH!
I'm going to write about someone I don't remember if I writen him recently or not...and his name is Kira! Okay so I was hearing some gossip between Dedede and Ganondork about Kira and it was about his name. They were trying to figure out a random nickname for him that he would hate so much and which they did...It's called...Kiwi. I believe Kiwi is one of those fruit thingies that don't taste very good...what? I'm into meat, not fruit...not the point...anyways...So I was hearing Kira talking about his ex-girlfriend giving him a nickname and it was the exact same one the two evillings came up with which was Kiwi...I find that super weird...I mean if someone else came up with the name "Ikey-Poo" for me I'd be freaked out...I hope no one calls me that by the way, anyways...I heard that he doesn't like to be called that very much...so I'm just going to keep my mouth shut for now until I figure out a way to imitate other evillings voices so that he can blame them and not me...that would be AWESOME! (AND EVIL!)
Okay...my hand hurts more then crazy and I don't care if I'm not making sense...what? I think I overwrote myself and it's killing my hand...trust me it really hurts. Anyways...I'm getting off of here so I can rest my hand now...BYE BYE!
-Ike
Hey guys! I am SOOOO SORRY I haven't uploaded Ike's diary in forever. I've been pretty busy..but I tried to make this chappie just a little longer then usual to make it up. Alrighty so, as you can see, Ike's still continuing to write his diary (he must really like his diary! XDD) so I have no clue when or if he'll ever stop writing in there. All OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this chappie! :D
