Dear Elincia,

I am here at this beach...and the sand is currently burning my feet...and yet, I am still in the shade. I should get writting into the people I don't really care about or just found some amusing stuff about them, shouldn't I now? Well, I shouldn't, muwhahahahahahaha! (stupid evilness!)

I'm going to write about myself. Looks like I'm appearing in the either of the new games...I hate you Chrom! I do have a few people saying that I'll come back, but who knows? If I don't, then I'll just relax in this Brawl world...unlike some other people like Lucario who will probably get into a fight with some random guy that could replace him, but not the point- since if this is the case...if Chrom (Is it Chrom or is it Krom? It's like asking is it Marth or is it Mars...haha...Mars...that's a funny word...stupid Marth...) really is going to replace me...maybe I'll slice him just a little...Muwhahahahahahahaha! I sound evil now...EVIL! Now...if it's not true and I do get to stay in the next whatever world I appear in...I'm kicking some butt and wave to all my fangirls out there! Wait a minute I'm suppose to be writing about ME! Stupid hand, why are you writing about other people, this is suppose to be about ME here you know! I'm sorry Elincia, my hand just doesn't want to cooperate with me today. Okay, I need to hide a little better...there. I'm now behind two huge palm trees...I think that's what it's called.

I am now going to write about some girl named May (That name sounds familar...I remember Mr. pokemon tranny-I mean, trainer telling me a girl telling me about a girl named May- oh there we go, going off topic again, Mr. Hand I command you to stop writting in this bubble thingie right now!) Alright, so I was talking to her and she was telling me this funny joke about some kind of chicken (Chicken...a must have product!) and now I'm hungry...and that's not the point. She seemed like those cool looking girls like Samus, but not like Zelda.

I'm now going to write about Krom! Or Chrom! Or whatever his name is! He...is...PALE! He's like...much paler then Marth last time I saw him. I'm afraid he could bite me or something. Anyways, he's one weird dude. He seems to like eating bears...that's a very unusual meat...I mean, I'm sure Dark Link would do something like that, seeing as he likes to eat his own kind, but Chrom...eating...bears...? I couldn't help but laugh like some psycho. Does this mean he eats those teddy bear thingies too? I should be careful now...because he's near by...and he's related to Marth...so that could mean one thing if I got that dude angry...if he's angry, so would Marth for some reason most likely.

I'm going to talk about...Toon Link! From what I heard...his futurality (Anyone want to read the Greil Dictionary? Look it up in my head.) isn't looking so good for this future world thing...he'll appear, but not fight... and he might look completely different. I guess this means he'll be watching...and many fangirls will be crazy (like many fangirls will be crazy for me if I don't appear and I love you all! But not that way...) sounds like some of us will be forgotten in the future.
Okay, I'm gonna go dive into this ocean water, and go crazy before someone reads this diary, goodbye!

-Ike

P.S- May isn't from pokemon.

P.P.S- Geez Ike, you put the diary at the weirdest places, hahahaha!


Hey guys! Here is another chappie of Ike's diary! Sorry for this being short for all who like this story! Anyways, I'll let you guess on who wrote the "P.S's" (Yes, two people wrote in Ike's diary.) Alrighty, here's a question for you to wonder:

Will Ike be replaced in the next super smash game by Chrom?