Dear Elincia,

I am SOOOO bored! Okay, so hopefully, no one was reading the last page I had...cause I have this weird feeling that I'm either going to get raged on, tortured, or I don't even know what else you people with your crazy minds can do...explode in the middle of no where like Wario's nasty farts.

Speaking of nasty farts, I'm going to write about what happened RIGHT before I was about to talk to him which I haven't in forever. Okay, so, I was just walking around at Eldin bridge or whatever it's called. I think I saw...Michael...I think that's his name (What? I haven't seen him in a while) so I was just about to walk over to him and talk to him and blah blah blah and then I saw Wario fall right on his head, leaving a nasty fart right on him. I was SURPRISED that he wasn't dead or anything...although he was extremely angry (its like having an angry Marth and Rin combined) so anyways...Wario got PWNED big time...and that was awesome to watch...but it's best that I don't talk to Michael right now cause he might still be really, really angry from that. Unless I catch my "sudden" news which I rarely do on here I might write about it if something happens while I'm writting on here. Good thing THIS didn't happen to me...yet...I'm scared now...protect me Elinciaaaa!

I'm going to write about...Marth! It's been a while since I wrote about him...I think. Well, I'm bored right now so...he looks weird wearing a dress...lets just say I accidently ran into him and saw him wearing this puffy dress...It's not like Peach's dress but it was like...frilly-like...kinda like Elincia's dress. But I was like for a second "Does he like men now" and then I found out that he was dared and he did one of those girly slaps on me...but it hurts so much!

Okay now I'm bored...I'm going to write about Link. He hasn't written anything new in his diary so I barely touched it...I haven't even heard from him at all, what's up with that guy? I swear some people are either disappearing on me or they just died for no weird reason.

I'm going to write about myself. Why must emotional things get into my life? It makes me feel like a girl...probably girlier then Marth...but that's not the point. I should really find something to stop my stress from getting any worse...hopefully nothing bad happens like Soren or Rio dying or forgetting about me...I'm starting to wonder if there's some kind of bad luck going around or something...This is scaring me a little bit...I wonder who or what is causing this? Hm...

Okay, I am now bored again...my hand hurts again so I think I'll stop here early...because for those evilings who like to read these pages are just plain EVIL and won't get too much of this, muwhahahahahaha! Bye.

-Ike


Why Ike Whyyyyyyyyyy!? Hey guys, Here's a new chappie of Ike's diary, okay, he seems to be a bit...either short on words or nothing much has happened and is a little paranoid with "evillings" or something. All OC's belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this random short chappie!