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This is The Last Olympian, the song is American Pie.

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how I used to have a normal life

I didn't have to fight at all, but then I'd never met Paul, and I didn't even have a knife,

But now my life is really changin'

Kronos is my grandpa and he's ragin

Beckendorf came on Blackjack

We went to stop the monster attack

We blew a cruise ship out of the sea,

I went underwater to see the king,

And Beckendorf's life-yarn just went ping,

They told me the great prophecy.

CHORUS:

They're all saying,

Percy, Percy, you're gonna die.

Save or trash Olympus then you're goin' bye-bye,

Cursed blade's gonna end you, and we're all gonna cry,

This'll be the day that you die, this'll be the day that you die.

Well did you read that prophecy and did you know it refers to me, when it says sixteen against all odds,

And do you believe I'll make it now, cursed blade'll end me anyhow, I'm seriously tired of the gods,

Well Kronos is risen and he's coming here, my sixteenth birthday is getting near,

Clarisse got really mad, without Ares this is gonna be bad,

Great idea isn't it, to get invincible from the river Styx, but Luke also went into the pit. Dang, that great prophecy.

CHORUS

Well we drove into Manhattan, we kinda-sorta had a plan, but it didn't work so well.

Cause there's just too many monsters here, even though the rivers both got clear, enemies here, you can tell,

You know that bridge? I broke it down, Kronos had to find a different way into town,

Rachel Elizabeth Dare, came in without a care,

And while we fought this huge army, she came and then she said to me,

Sorry, you're not the hero Percy.

You mean in the great prophecy?

CHORUS

Kronos sent a drakon to go and attack us, it was bigger than three school buses,

Rachel said we couldn't win, without the Ares cabin,

But I still tried to beat it up, I didn't really have much luck,

Then the Ares cabin came and fought, but we saw Clarisse was really not,

Real Clarisse killed the drakon, but Silena was too far gone,

We saw she was Kronos' secret spy, and then she decided she would die,

Closest Clarisse ever came to cry,

I'm confused by the great prophecy.

CHORUS

Well there we were all in one place, every hero in this tiny space, and no time left to run away.

Well, we were ringed up around the Empire State, the mortals started to come awake, then Hades came to try to save the day,

Kronos sealed off Olympus, he didn't even bother trying to kill us, no satyr or minor god, could stop Kronos' destructive flood,

And as the flames climbed into the sky, from where Kronos was blowing stuff high, I heard him laughing like a crazy guy,

About this great prophecy

CHORUS

Well we got up to the throne room, where it was full of gloom and doom, Kronos was having fun it's true.

Kronos came to beat us up, we tried to fight, it wasn't much, but then Annabeth thought of something new,

She tried to talk, you promised me, Luke came back from the titan king,

He tried, his armor opened, and Kronos got all broken,

Then the god that I admire most came and then he said my name, he said you're in for glory and fame.

I like this great prophecy.

And now they're saying,

Luke, Luke you're the one who's gonna die.

Save or trash Olympus and now you went bye-bye,

Cursed blade did end you, and now we all cry,

This'll be the day that you die, this'll be the day that you die