Dear Elincia,
I'm so sorry for throwing you away earlier! Please forgive me! I'm sorry! ...You're forgiving me? That is so sweet of you! I love you! Speaking of love...I feel like I have forgotten someone who I really love...I have no idea if this is a good thing or not...would I be dead in this case? Or am I going to get owned by a chicken again. Before I start writting about stuff...I want to say that why did I see a poptart cat farting rainbows? Is that one of Wario's magical desserts or something? Okay, now I'm ready to write. EVIL!
Okay! I'm gonna write about a pink marshmellow named Kirby. Guess what he made me the other day? It was some really cool and tasty chicken. It even came with some side dishes too! I got some kind of...vegetable and it was yellow too. I think it's called "corn" but it doesn't taste too bad. I think then I had some kind of dessert (I don't really like dessert so much but luckily I had just only a little bit so I don't mind trying it out) which was some kind of pudding. I need to eat more of that chicken sometime...that was by far the best chicken I've EVER had!
Hah, since I can rule...I shall write about Kira. Oh...my...goddess I just noticed that his hair has two colors in it! black and red...wait...red...that word...it's the color of EVIL! I got to feel his hair for a little bit...before I was thrown to a wall...my back was hurting after that happened. Things can be evil...that is a true fact. Remind me to never mess around with his hair again...I'm scared now.
Speaking of evillings...I think I'll write about Michael now. Sometimes...he's one of those people that can keep you company when you're alone...which makes me happy (No you odd fangirls this means nothing and that goes for anything your sickly mind desires, now go back to drawing me with my nice, tender muscles with your magical hand powers with that pencil wand.) so yeah...okay now I'm bored.
So all you chickens who read this thought that I was done writing in this? Pffft! You all should turn into chicken so that I can eat you all. I still got plenty of pages that are blank yet! Wait a minute! Why are you all reading this in the first place?! No! Just don't read this! You all are creepy people!
-Ike
P.S-What's wrong with you Ike? Even I don't get that hyped up and do me a favor and do a better job of hiding your diary...It might just help! It's from your truely, Roy! I put my name there because you're probably not gonna look at this page ever again! Wow, that is a long note I wrote there! Oh, if you do and try to attack me...I'm prepared!
P.P.S- You have broken the fourth wall...that's all I have to say here. This is Chrom writing in this. I made a little smiley for you below this message...I hope you enjoy it!
Wow! I see that Ike isn't giving up on Elincia yet...I'm not that surprised though. *looks left then to the right* Ike can be evil himself sometimes...shhhhh...don't tell him I said that. xD (This could be a spoiler alert for the next chappie) Well anyways...All OCs belong to their respective owners and stay tuned for more chappies of Ike's diary! :D
