Dear Elincia,

Wow! It's been a very long time since I wrote in here, right? Things were so out of control with evilings taking over the world...but guess what? I kill those villians! WOO! Now I'm already bored. I got to resue a few people. Ugh...my stommach is not very happy since it tasted pretty weird...I better

How many evilings does it take to kill Link? Apparently ZERO! Hahahaha, oh man, I feel way too evil for just saying that. I found Link dead, but guess how he probably died? What's that Elincia? You don't want to? Fine...I think he accidently killed himself with his own Master sword...but I won't go into any detail since I know how grossed out you get when it comes to that stuff. So that's All I'll say there. Oh, don't nag at me! It's not like Link's spirit is going to haunt me or anything like that...riiiiiight?

Aw crap, I found Mr. Chicken unharmed and alive. I was hoping to have a big dinner again, but oh well. I'll just get him later...ha...haha...HAHAHA-okay okay, enough with this evilness that's stuck in me. Remind me later to cook some meaty stuff tonight that isn't chicken this time. What, I need to try out other foods besides chicken since my stommach seems to not be as happy as it used to be anymore which is EVIL! I blame Falco for this curse!

Oo...Roy's been rather hyper active...which is totally not a good thing at all...in fact...I'm a little scared. Marth seriously needs to control him or else I might end up losing my precious loveable sword! I don't want that to happen at all...and I will turn Roy into a chicken and eat him if that were to ever happen! Hmph...a pyro head like him should be careful when being a hyper active...psychopath. Guess what he did to me one time? He put my hair on fire...and I almost lost all of my hair! And it gets worse...he threw an exploding...flamethrower thingie at me and it exploded RIGHT on me! How terrible is that?! Isn't that totally evil?! I think so!

Who should I write about next, Elincia? Snake you say? I don't wanna! ...Oh fine, I'll write about him, just don't threaten to burn out all of these pages, okay? Thank you. Snake...what do I remember about him? Well...He's currently alive but hurt by the redeads and undeads...somehow. How the heck did he get injured...? I always thought that he was too manly for his own good. It's pretty weird to hear that he's injured if you ask me, you know? Well, at least he's not flirting with Samus...such a messed up little eviling.

Oh goddesses all over the world, how are you all? ...I must be hallucinating apparently, STUPID WEIRD TASTING CHICKEN! I better get off of writing this, BYE BYE!

-Ike


Hi guys! Sorry for not posting a new chappie for this in a veeeeeery long time! I've had a horrible major case of writer's block and was busy with school and other real life stuff. Hopefully, this chapter isn't too bad for all of ya, so anyways...I tried to make this a little bit longer then the other ones, but I hope ya enjoy this chappie! :D