Dear Elincia,

Marth's party was awesome...there was chicken there! It had some seasonings with it, which I really didn't care for. What I care for is the flavoring of the chicken. It had a great taste to it. So...Chrom might also be joining. Therefore, no one gets hurt? Right? Oh...I'm forgetting about Roy, Elincia? Ohhh...well I'm pretty sure he's not coming back to this world anyway. Glad I'm not him! I got lucky!

I like to think about myself every once in a while. I want to write down one of my secrets to becoming muscular just like me. To tell you the truth, It only took me just one month to actually start working out. Oh wait! I didn't even do much! I did a special diet along with it and fought! Wait...you still call that working out? Why didn't you tell me that earlier? So for all you men just like Captain Falcon or Ganondorf...I think you's should work out more. Otherwise...I win hottest smash male this time! HA! Take that Captain Falcon, you little stud.

So, during the party, I ran into this girl. She had this really dark brown hair and black eyes. It creeped me out a little bit to be honest, but she can actually forge weapons! Why is she not from my world? I could of gotten someone like her to give it a shot. At least, that's only what I heard about her, since Marth told me. This lady's name happened to be Zoey. That name sounds very unusual. It sounds like something from a more modern world, you get what I'm saying? Maybe I'll try to actually talk to her soon if I catch her.

Speaking of Marth! I'm teaching him how to actually speak engrish! I noticed that he doesn't use those...proper grammar or whatever you people call it. He wants to actually try and speak engrish instead of japanese in this game! So therefore, I'm teaching him. And for all you creepy little stalkers out there, there is no love-love type of stuff. HAHA! Take that creepy stalkers! Aw, did I make you stalkers cry? How about you go stare at Link and do all your creepy powers on him then. I'll laugh at anything you do to him. HAHA!

Well I haven't wrote about Fox in a while. At least, not that I remember. What? I don't check my older pages, okay? Okay okay, just stop nagging at me. I'll tell you more. So apparently I heard that shaving his fur will only make him even fluffier when it grows back. Guess what I did? I shaved all of his fur. He looks so ugly furless. When he was outside near Peach, she hit him REAL good with a golf club. I couldn't stop laughing! I have to try this with the chicken! Or...you know...someone else could do it for me so that it gives me an excuse to cooking him again.

Well, I'm just sitting here eating this chicken leg I got on my other hand. I'm done now. Think I'll go into the fresh air and relax. I need it. See ya!

-Ike


Hi guys! I'm going to try to post A LOT more often now. XD And if you read this correctly, I will try to get up to 100 chapters for Ike's diary. I am currently accepting new OCs! So if you have one, let me know! :D All OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope you enjoy this chappie! :D