Dear Elincia,
Oh my goddesses! What happened to you?! your outside self is all torn up! Who did this to you? I can't stand to see you like this! If you die...then I will give up eating chicken for good and find something to stop stressing myself.
So I ran into two boys. This one guy had some...what looks like a certain type of red end bangs and some dark brown hair and then the other guy had white hair. His hair...it looks messed up. He needs to add chicken fat in it. I am indicating (This word looks too modern!) that those two...might be a couple? It's hard to tell. Luckly, I didn't get killed by these two, but I just discovered the old man (What? He's got white hair, I thought everything with white hair is old!) has a name! And his name is Colin. I think he seems to already like me. Therefore, he must be strange. Does that make the other guy strange too? I think so. I just figured the other guy's name. Apparently his name is Michael. Is he supposed to be a reincarnation?! Wait...he looks too innocent to be one of those. I'll just call him Mike because it seems that you are currently confused, Elincia.
Oh Link, how'd I forget about you? I think you were the one who stole my diary. Now I hate you with more then a passion...I can't wait fight you and kick your butt tonight. Because I will. And I'm bringing Aether with. So prepare yourself cause you're not getting any symphony from me!
Why would I wear a dress?! Stupid...chicken head...Falco put posters all over peoples back that have a picture of my face and a dress on it. That is NOT funny! Just for that, I will cook him and eat him again tonight. This time I'll make sure he's well done. I don't care if Fox tries to kill me anymore! The chicken is going to be dead and eaten and it will be tasty!
Hm...am I hot? Yes. Am I cute? Yes. And I loving. Yes. Am I a chicken lover? Yes. Do I like meat? Of course. Do I believe in ghosts? Yes, actually. Do some people scare me? Yes. Do I like girls? Yes. Do I like other boys? Yes-NO! What about Marth? NO! Link? NOOOOOOOOOOO! What about Ness? I! DON'T! SWING ANY! OF THESE! WAYS! This was pointless.
Oh? You wondering why I believe in ghosts, Elincia? I'll tell you a little story. During Halloween, Me who I dressed up as Mr. Chicken and Marth, who cross dressed as some typical japanese school girl, were walking around in this little park. There was this soldier like guy walking around and he just happen to walk through Marth. It was...actually a little creepy because Marth was suddenly having all these mood swings almost like a pregnant woman experiencing this kind of stuff, but it only lasted for two minutes. No joke. It was very creepy...and EVIL!
Oh look, I found Michael...and the other one! Wait, ther'es TWO of them?! Oh noes, what if they both tried to kill me? Nope! Not going to let that happen! I knew this Michael way longer then that...thing with black eyes. Mike creeps me out just a little bit. It must be the black eyes. Take Rin for example, creepy, mean, evil...evil...more evil...and I hope none of these evilings read this...
Okay, I think I'm done for now. I need to fix up this diary before it's unwritable (It's in my dictionary!) so...bye bye!
-Ike
P.S- I am not an old man! I'm 19!
P.P.S- Actually, It was me who tried to destroy this diary. I thought she was Zelda.
Hey guys! Here's a new chappie of Ike's diary! There will be more coming soon! So stay tuned for more of Ike's diary! :D By the way, This other Michael, the guy that's with Colin (This guy also owns him) and has the black eyes, belongs to KuraiColdTenshi. Just so that way there's not too much confusion, That Michael will be nicknamed "Mike" For Ike's diary. All OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope you enjoyed this chappie!
