Title: A Lifetime of Style
Disclaimer: I do not "own" South Park or any of its characters. The lucky bastards Trey Parker and Matt Stone do, however. I only own this plot idea.
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Chapter 5: Futures
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Bebe get into CU-Boulder. Kyle is given a full scholarship, of course.
Cartman gets into NYU on a business scholarship, after having an epiphany in ninth grade about needing to apply himself.
Butters gets into the University of Georgia in order to be closer to his cousins and far away from Colorado.
Wendy gets into Berkeley on a full ride, which Cartman replies with "Of course you did. You're a hippie!"
Stan freaks out.
Ever since he and Wendy got back together three months after the 18 month anniversary breakup, they decided they were going to take their relationship seriously this time. Everything was going along smoothly until Wendy got the news from UC-Berkeley.
After letting Stan vent for a few hours, Kyle finally manages to console his best friend, saying that with the advent of smartphones, Facebook (Kyle finally persuaded Stan to reactive his account the summer before high school started), Skype, Snapchat, and so on, he and Wendy could communicate as if they're never apart. He also reassured Stan that Wendy would see him on holidays, spring break, and summertime, and before any of them knew it, four years would fly by with nothing to stand in the way of true love.
Prom night comes a few days after Kyle's consolation. Stan and Wendy are elected king and queen by an overwhelming margin. That night, Kyle and Stan lose their virginities to their respective girlfriends. Wendy is mostly relieved that Stan didn't puke on her or attempt to puke. Bebe is happy and satisfied, mostly because she finally got to see Kyle's ass in all its glory.
Graduation comes by even faster. Kyle is valedictorian, just edging out Wendy. The graduation party at Token's is the wildest of their high school years, with booze, sex, weed, loud music, and revelry of all kinds. Stan and Kyle are off somewhere drunkenly laughing and joking with each other, wrapping their arms around each other's shoulders for support as they walk around. Wendy and Bebe notice this, and something seems a bit off to them. There was that aura, that glow, that something between the boys that always seemed to illuminate whenever they were together. It wasn't anything that caused any serious jealousy, but it was a cause for concern on occasion. The boys occasionally noticed strange flickers in their girlfriends' eyes whenever they acted affectionate around each other.
The next day, once the boys and their girlfriends have nursed their hangovers, they head over to Shakey's for some pizza. The seating arrangements are different this time, however. Stan sits next to Kyle and Wendy sits next to Bebe. They talk about graduation, Token's party, their summer plans, and of course, college. There's an odd glimmer in Wendy's and Bebe's eyes when Kyle puts his arm around the backrest behind Stan. That mood is thankfully killed when Stan mentions his fears about college, namely, that he doesn't know how he'll survive it or be able to afford it. The other three give him advice on applying for scholarships and grants. Kyle is thankful that Wendy and Bebe want his super best friendship with Stan to continue into college.
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Author's Note: Also, don't let the tone of this chapter deceive you. The real fun begins in the college chapters!
