Title: A Lifetime of Style
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Chapter 15: Matrimony
Stan proposes to Kyle during a dinner date celebrating their seventh anniversary and the publication of Stan's second book. Granted, they had been introducing each other as "husband" for the past year or two, but in a post-Obergefell world, they want to make this official, for their sake and that of any prospective children.
Although they could host their wedding in DC, Stan and Kyle remember that they were the ones who helped bring about the legalization of marriage equality in Colorado, prompting their decision to have their wedding in Denver in order to use their achievement. Plus, they would get to go back home for a few days. Despite their quick adjustment to Beltway life, there were times when they missed the mountains.
Wedding planning is way easier than expected. Kyle hasn't practiced Judaism since he was 20, and Stan's Catholic, where his rituals wouldn't exactly jive with Church teaching. Thus, they manage to avoid the whole interfaith marriage debate. Stan and Kyle end up choosing to have their ceremony and reception in a downtown hotel.
Their wedding day finally arrives. Many people they know are present. Stan, wearing a blue tuxedo (representing the color of his eyes and his childhood poof ball hat), and Kyle, wearing a green tuxedo (representing the color of his eyes and his childhood ushanka), stand before the justice of the peace and exchange vows.
"Do you, Kyle James Broflovski, take Stanley Randall Marsh to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do," Kyle says, with slightly wet eyes and the cheesiest grin ever.
"And do you, Stanley Randall Marsh, take Kyle James Broflovski to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do," Stan says, just as joyful.
"Then by the power vested in me by the state of Colorado, I now pronounce you spouses for life!"
Stan and Kyle share a passionate kiss. Everyone in attendance, even Cartman, cheers for the grooms. They share another kiss, ready to begin many years of blissful matrimony.
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