Title: A Lifetime of Style

Disclaimer: I do not "own" South Park or any of its characters. The lucky bastards Trey Parker and Matt Stone do, however. I only own this plot idea.

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Chapter 16: Domesticity

One evening, Kyle comes home from work to find Stan cooking dinner. Kyle quietly takes off his shoes, jacket, and tie, and sneaks up behind Stan to wrap his arms around him and kiss him all over his cheek and neck.

"Evening babe," Kyle purrs into Stan's ear as he continues his romantic assault. Being as equally tall as his husband had its advantages.

"Good evening yourself," Stan says, smiling. "How was work?"

"The usual. I've got this new client. Young, hip, running for Congress in our district. I think he'd be a shoo-in if he won the primary."

"Really? What's he like?"

"Millennial. Moderate. The perfect kind of candidate to keep our district blue. Anyway, enough about me. How was your day? How's the draft of your third book coming along?"

"It's coming. I've already got eight chapters written, and the publisher wants two more by the end of the month," Stan sighs.

"Stan, you sound like you're overworked. It's Friday. Let's just enjoy our dinner with a nice glass of merlot, catch up on our favorite shows, and maybe we could have some dessert in bed," Kyle says, whispering the "dessert" part into Stan's ear.

"Can we just skip the first two and have dessert?" Stan asks.

"You know the saying. You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat! What's for dinner, anyway?"

"Buffalo chicken and vegetable stir fry."

"Sounds great. I'll pour the wine," Kyle says, grabbing the bottle and wine glasses.

During dinner, they discuss anything not work related. Afterward, they cuddle on the couch and watch TV, until Kyle begins to kiss Stan and undo his shirt. "Time for dessert," Kyle grins. They walk to the bedroom, undressing themselves and kissing passionately.

After intense lovemaking, they cuddle and pillow talk under the blankets.

"Kyle?"

"Yeah, Stan?"

"I've been thinking, especially after we discussed our finances the other day…"

"About?"

"Well, about the fact that we're in our late 20s, practically 30. I mean, we're not getting any younger, and after being married for a little over a year, I think it's time to expand our family."

"You're saying…"

"Yes. Kye, I think we should adopt."

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