Title: A Lifetime of Style
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Chapter 33: Golden
Kyle retires at age sixty-nine. Stan completes his last book tour ever. His last book is an autobiography. Ryan suggests that they take the most lavish, expensive, and crazy vacation ever, preferably in Europe or somewhere in the Caribbean. Stan and Kyle have been out of the country before, but those trips were always work-related. They pondered going on vacation, but that was a month before Sheila's death, which convinced them to stay home.
Rob sends them travel magazines and brochures and e-mails them links to travel websites. They narrow down their list but never make a decision.
A month later, Ike turns 65, and the boys call to wish him a happy birthday. Ike thanks them for the tickets to the concerto he's always wanted to go see.
On Stan and Kyle's 50th anniversary (not their wedding anniversary, their official anniversary), Ike calls them and gleefully tells them that their present will be a vacation. Ike bankrolls his brother and brother-in-law's trip, and Stan and Kyle spend three months wandering around Europe. They see the historic sights and enjoy the good food and drink.
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